Funny jokes between brothers and sisters

Humorous jokes between brothers and sisters

1. My sister is getting married. She wants to buy a car, and she has to buy it herself.

Brother, I want to buy a car, do you want to support me?

Of course I do. I don’t support such a beautiful sister. How can you be worthy of this!?

?Then how can you support me?

?How can you support me? Just pretend to be confused. Say, how much?

My sister rolled her eyes: "That depends on how deep your love for your sister is." ?

?Okay! Getting smarter. The card is in your wallet, go get it yourself, you know the password. ?

The silly girl happily took the card. ?Then how much can I take?

I rolled my eyes: ?It depends on how deep your love for your brother is. ?

2. My cousin borrowed money to buy a house. I said: "You have been working for two years, how much have you saved?"

He said: "You haven't saved a penny." ?

I wondered: ?You have a salary of 3,000 yuan a month. Even if you eat well, you will only spend half of it. What about the other half?

?Let me tell you the truth. "My cousin said, "Every month I use half of my salary to eat hard and the other half to lose weight."

3. Brother, naughty. One day, I was asked to go to a parent-teacher conference on behalf of my mother. The teacher exclaimed to me: "Why is your mother so young?" ?

My brother replied: That’s because my dad has the ability. ?

4. Brother: Between your brother and your wife, which one do you choose?

Brother: I choose my brother’s wife. ?

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