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A clinking bed.
A clinking bed.
Put a mattress on the bed,
Put a blanket on the mattress,
Put a list on the blanket,
Put a quilt on the list,
There is a silk quilt on the cloth quilt;
There is a satin quilt on the silk quilt;
Under the satin quilt is a silk quilt.
Below the silk quilt is a cloth quilt.
Under the cloth quilt is a list.
There is a blanket under the list.
Under the blanket is a mattress,
Mattress blankets, sheets, quilts, silk quilts, satin quilts,
Satin quilt, silk quilt, sheet, blanket board.
Bed shop jingle expansion
Dense trees and dense bamboo
Thick trees and thick bamboo, the foothills are thicker than others.
Thick bamboo says thick bamboo is thicker than thick tree.
Thick trees say that thick trees are thicker than thick bamboo.
I don't know whether thick bamboo is thicker than thick tree.
Or is a thick tree thicker than a thick bamboo?
Sweep the snow while the iron is hot
Grandpa ye, grandpa Xue,
One sweeps the snow and the other strikes the iron.
Uncle Ye told Uncle Xue to rest? I'll help you strike the iron. ?
Uncle Xue told Uncle Ye to rest? I'll help you remove the snow. ?
Uncle Xue helps Uncle Ye sweep the snow.
Grandpa Ye helps Uncle Xue strike the iron.
Strike while the iron is hot, and the snow sweeper will strike while the iron is hot.
Kill wolves and protect sheep.
Liang Xiao herded sheep up the mountain,
A wolf rushed out of the haystack.
The wolf drove the sheep away, and the sheep avoided the wolf.
Liang Xiao protects sheep and kills wolves.
Liang Xiao fights wolves and protects sheep.
Finally, in order to protect the sheep, the wolf was beaten away.
It has been well received by the masses.
Bed jingle: one to ten.
Start with a shoe, hit uncle,
Hit three buns and four knives,
Five people eat sweet potatoes, six people stew,
Eat cock at seven, roast duck at eight,
Drink soju nine times and eat pig food ten times.
Bedspreads jingle: big fish don't come, small fish come.
Big fish don't come, small fish come,
Small fish don't come to shrimp and crab;
Shrimp and crab come, little fish come,
Here comes the little fish, and here comes the big fish.
Make the bed for marriage.
1. Make the bed, make the bed (Oh) beaming (Ah) Dear relatives (Oh) Listen to the bridal chamber (Ah)
A little splendor (oh) and a little happy ever after (ah)
Three sprinkles, three yuan, four sprinkles early (oh), good luck (ah)
The Fifth Hospital worships the Prime Minister (Oh) and the Sixth Hospital altogether has Changchun (Ah)
Seven husbands and eight wives are all old (oh) and eight husbands and eight wives have all returned to their hometown (ah)
Nine scattered ninety-nine longevity (oh) ten scattered complete and auspicious (ah)
A good dowry is in the couple's room (oh), cabinets and boxes on both sides (ah)
There are a hundred beds in the middle (oh) beds covered with quilts (ah)
Kirin sent her son to Gaotang (Oh), five men and two women, chinese odyssey (Ah)
The bride and groom are all beautiful (oh). The moon, stars and Chang 'e will pair up for nine days (ah). A hundred years is good (oh)
2. Make a bed in Man Tangchun and raise a son as a general; The bed is full, and the adopted son is the president.
The bed was full, and the adopted son became the president; Make the bed neat and tidy, and adopt the son as the chairman.
When the sun is red, happy families are happy; After drinking the wedding banquet and wine, there is treasure every day.
When the first bell rings, everyone eats candy;
Head fall to the ground, bring tea to drink;
Take a cigarette to eat as soon as you lift your head;
Make the bed, make the bed, beaming.
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