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A short and sad conversation about the breakup of a long-distance couple
The note I gave her before the breakup was him, but it became after the breakup.
I hope you have a better life than me, and you must be happy in the future.
Forget it, break up. Do not do unnecessary acupuncture.
5. At the beginning, it was clearly the mouth that broke up, but now it hurts.
6. Don't think that after breaking up, I went to your space or Weibo and looked at you, thinking that people still can't forget you and care about you. You have to look back at the toilet after taking a shit.
7. If you want to part, just say it. If you get together and then part, you won't be persistent. Cold and violent breakups are cowards.
8. Maybe the ending without ending is the best ending. I will cherish this ending all my life, because you gave me a "good mood"!
9. As a friend after breaking up, how do you want me to see you fall in love again?
10. On the day we parted, I cried my eyes out.
1 1. What disappoints women is not that you have no money, but that you can't see hope in you.
12. Let me stand like a pure child and watch your bright background disappear in the distance in the moonlight.
13. There is no reason to really break up except not loving.
14. Exhausted, actually want to embrace tenderness.
15. Let's say goodbye in rainy days, shall we?
16. I allow you to walk into my world, but you are not allowed to walk around in my world.
17. People who leave will eventually leave, even if they are close; Depend on each other forever, even if the mind goes all the way to Wan Li.
18. When the meteor passes by, I will stand at one end of the bridge and wait for your appearance, even if it is only one day, I will be satisfied.
19. People who make you blush at first will make you blush at last.
20. Women always say goodbye and shout don't go.
A short and sad conversation suitable for lovers from different places to break up (part two) 2 1. Sometimes, we can comfort others with the same words, but we cannot convince ourselves.
22. Lan Yan is a person who will never break up, ostensibly but not unconditionally.
23. I degraded myself to the position of a clown in love, just to see your bright smile.
24. Since I broke up with you, I found more and more people chasing me.
25. Still in love, but broke up.
26. But neither you nor I can write the ending, leaving regret and beauty here.
27. The keyboard is cold, but it is warm because of your existence; The picture is cold, but beautiful because of your language. -the network has also become distant because of you and me!
28. If I don't see you again after two people break up and say loudly that I hate you, that means I can't bear to leave you.
29. On the day you left, I decided not to shed tears, but to watch with my eyes against the wind for a while.
30. Breaking up is the most painful period in my life. So please don't break up,
3 1. If we break up, don't bless me, because you are not qualified.
I miss you very much. I miss you so much. It's a pain that slowly erodes my heart. It always reminds me that you are in my heart and always in my life, not fade away. Falling in love with the country takes away each other's faces and never forgets their inner feelings. Really, I miss you. It turns out that one day it will become coffee that I don't want to taste or experience. It turns out that your smiling face flew out of my sight in the cold wind of time when my memory was slowly peeling off.
33. Who can tell me how to go back to the past, how to bring you back to me, and my love for you will never change.
34. Break up after dinner, leave after drinking, and don't look back even if you break up.
35. The world is most afraid of hurting feelings. Once the feelings have twists and turns, it is difficult to recover. Even if you pretend to live in harmony on the surface, the memory in your heart will never be erased. I can only go on blindly.
He may have done nothing, or he may have accidentally done too much, so he was innocently loved by me.
37. When a person cries, you only need to give him a pack of tissues, but when a heart cries, you have to do a lot of things.
38. You started it and you broke up.
39. Who else is looking forward to the future, the light that has never appeared before?
40. Don't say love easily. A promise is a debt.
A brief and sad talk about the breakup of long-distance couples (3) 4 1. The original sad season made me even sadder.
42. Memory is like a yellowed photo album, silently telling a story that has grown old.
It's been more than five months since we broke up, but I love him more than when we were lovers.
44._ Happy breakup. Actually, you know whether you are happy or not.
45. Every step we take, we leave too early. We fall in love before learning to love, break up before learning to understand, and end up before learning to face it.
46. When I met you, I became very depressed, as low as dust, but I was happy inside. There will be a flower.
47. You are like a cat when you chase me, like a dog when you catch me, and like an animal when you break up. This is you.
48. The way raindrops slide off the glass is traceable.
49. If you hate me, I don't mind at all. I don't live to please you.
I didn't realize that I really like you until we broke up, but you and I are strangers.
5 1. Love sometimes feels like being drunk. Clear-headed, but out of control.
52. The future is bright, the future can be expected, find a lover, * * * to the old, I wish you and me.
53. It's a pity that even the separation is through the screen.
54. When there is a river of blood, it is the day when you forgive me?
55. People are so cheap, will they miss each other after breaking up?
56. There are many things in life, which are either gained or lost. Maybe I lost a lot, but I will gain something!
57. I miss what you no longer miss.
58. If you don't look for me and I don't look for you, maybe I will become a stranger.
59. I really like you. I closed my eyes and thought I could forget, but the tears I shed didn't deceive myself.
60. I will send you back to the sea of people.
On the sadness of long-distance lovers breaking up (universal 60 sentences)
On the sadness of long-distance love breaking up (I) 1. I didn't say I didn't ask, I said I didn't care.
I don't blame you for leaving me. After all, no one can stay with me that long.
3. Breaking up is also a relief, and hate is also a choice; Crying is just a game.
4. After breaking up, you either never loved or loved deeply.
There is a trend called breaking up, and we are all "trendy", so we are called "hipsters".
6. Sugar is my life. When it is sweet, life is very happy. Life is very tired when it is not sweet.
7. Why do we have to swear when we break up?
8. After breaking up, I didn't cry as I expected, but my eyes sweated involuntarily when no one was around.
9. The world's biggest reason to break up: Sorry, I have appendicitis!
10. Later, we parted ways, and the phrase "Contact again when you are free" became the epitaph of our relationship.
1 1. Falling in love is a feeling. When this feeling is gone, I am still trying to force myself. This is called responsibility! Breaking up is courage! When this courage is gone, I am still encouraging myself. This is called tragic! Happy tanabata!
12. When you are young, you can't meet too amazing people too early, which will make the rest of your life bleak.
13. It's been so long since we broke up. Are you okay?
14. Be yourself when you break up. A person's world also has ups and downs and beautiful moments, so he is classified as a memory.
15. Every time he speaks, he will mention my name, which has become a letter I don't know since yesterday.
16. Tears are the smell of missing you, and my heart can't take it back. If memory is the only answer, I will never forget that I was beautiful.
17. On Tanabata, I will sing "Happy Parting" in the place where there are the most couples.
18. Meeting and parting are fate, and parting is always related to feelings. After leaving tonight, I miss you in the wind and rain. Qian Shan is far away, please take care. The pride of life is to meet you again.
19. The person you met won't remember you at all. He will only remember the person he met.
20. You know how hurtful it is to say that you are friends after breaking up.
On the sadness of long-distance love breaking up (2)1. Sometimes, it is for love that they quietly avoid it. What they avoid is the figure, but what they can't avoid is the silent feelings.
22. Despite thousands of unwillingness ... they can't stand this difference any longer.
23. We agreed to grow old together, but you secretly baked oil.
24. If life is like the first time, then the only way is ordinary.
25. Break up, delete girlfriends, buy wine and cry every day.
26. There is always someone who can make you smile with a short message.
27. I always wanted to keep you after breaking up, but you said you could be friends, and I gave up completely.
28. You can break up easily. How can I not let you go?
29. You gave me a reason not to believe you, and I have a thousand reasons to say goodbye.
30. You are the kind of heartless dog who laughs when we break up.
3 1. I still love you after breaking up.
32. You like the sea and I like the waves.
33. It is better to forget the rivers and lakes and miss crying than to be bored to death.
The past has been deeply engraved in my mind, and that wonderful memory will always accompany me.
35. I couldn't sleep at night on the first day we were apart.
36. After breaking up, you still care about me. I mean, do you want to see my jokes or are you still enthusiastic about me?
37. Will we still be friends after breaking up?
38. If you break up, don't bless me, because you are not qualified.
39. If my leaving can bring you relief, I would rather choose death.
40. After breaking up, I feel that I love each other more and I can't live without him. This is not love but unwillingness.
On the sadness of long-distance love breaking up (3) 4 1. I miss you very much. It is a kind of pain that slowly erodes to the bottom of my heart, reminding me at all times that you have existed in my heart, always existed in my life, and not fade away has lived. Falling in love with the country takes away each other's faces and never forgets their inner feelings. Really, I miss you. It turns out that one day it will become coffee that I don't want to taste or experience. It turns out that your smiling face flew out of my sight in the cold wind of time when my memory was slowly peeling off.
42. I looked at myself for more than ten years before I felt pleasing to the eye. It is normal for you to look at me.
43. We will grow old slowly, but we live far apart.
44. One person's world always needs another person as a foil. He's gone, that's because he can't afford you. I believe you will have a better tomorrow!
45. I broke up, but why do I still miss you?
46. Love is really unreliable. One minute you say you love me, and the next you break up. But I'm stupid enough to believe in love.
47. Lonely people always think of everyone who has appeared in their lives, so I always think of you counting my loneliness over and over again every night when the stars fall.
48. After all, we are just passers-by. Remember when we meet. Leave and forget.
49. I can't accompany you to your old age. Come back if you are injured. I am praying.
50. Sweet words when you are in love, and you want to throw up in the toilet after breaking up.
5 1. You can't be friends after breaking up. Breaking up, not being friends is giving each other hope. Without any chance, this person has never loved you or stopped loving you. Holding on to hope is simply a kind of torture.
52. I broke up for no reason this morning, so you fell in love with her, my best friend.
He is with me, but he loves another girl. Wish me a happy breakup, okay?
I met you by chance. I wish you happiness in the future.
Too much talk about breaking up is just a way to express sadness.
56. Finally, I accepted the breakup with unprecedented calm.
57. My heart is only dark and lonely, without deer.
58. That afternoon, you finally broke up.
59. When we break up, please tell me if I am not good enough.
60. I'm tired and I want to have a rest. Please slowly float out of my world when I am resting, float in the air, quietly disperse under the sunshine, take off all your colors, take off your appearance, let me have a look at the colors of the sky, let the sunshine enter my world and warm my heart.
Sentences of self-consolation of broken-up couples in different places (selected 60 sentences)
Divorced couples run away from home to comfort themselves (1) 1. I am used to migrating with migratory birds, but I am a little flustered.
2. Break up peacefully, maybe you really don't love it!
I have been waiting and waiting ... but you broke up.
4. By the night, I press my left cheek and my right cheek hurts. Pressing the right cheek hurts, both sides move together, and the pain spreads all over the body. It turns out that this is the pain of missing, and it is my dream that you will come back to me!
5. Missing after breaking up is called meanness.
6. No matter how you break up, you just don't love enough.
7. Give me a reason to break up.
8. Break up and be friends again, then stop greeting and move on.
9. Meeting and parting are fate, and parting is always love. After leaving tonight, I miss you in the wind and rain. Qian Shan is far away, please take care. The pride of life is to meet you again.
10. Even if I say I love you a thousand times, it will be a sentence in the end, let's break up. This is love.
The same person cannot give you the same pain. When he repeatedly hurts you, the wound is used to it and he feels numb. No matter how many times he hurts him, it is far less painful than the first time.
12. I poke, you can be a bit promising. But breaking up. Be careful with your eggs.
13. You said you were going to break up, but I still couldn't react.
14. I have been planning for a long time, but I just want to break up. Why not just say it?
15. Don't ask me if I broke up. Let me clarify again, the fact is that I am a widow, okay?
16. Who really takes who seriously, who is distressed for whom.
17. The happiest thing in the world is to break up happily.
18. If I fall in love, it will be like the day I broke up, so I just want the best love in the middle.
We broke up on Valentine's Day.
20. The biggest regret in this life is that I met you and then lost you, and everyone loved you.
Breaking up couples go to different places to comfort themselves (2)1. After breaking up, I shook my head smartly and my wig was thrown out.
22. You always think too much, even breaking up has been acting.
23. What I regret most in my life is that I didn't slap you at the moment of breaking up and then dumped my head.
You gave me a reason not to believe you, so I have a thousand reasons to say goodbye.
25. Not everyone who breaks up can become friends.
26. I may be happier after breaking up. . .
27. I want to draw a prison for you. I grew old in prison.
28. Where can I find my bright smile?
29. Comfort after a breakup is extra therapy after death.
30. I'd rather keep some words in my heart and never say them again.
3 1. The so-called love words are words that you don't even believe in yourself but want the other person to believe.
32. In fact, even the best love is worth breaking up with.
33. Our memory has no wrinkles, but you burned that time by leaving.
34. On the second day after breaking up, I felt very cute-
35. I really can't trust anyone, and I have gradually learned the world.
36. I put down my dignity, personality and stubbornness just because I can't let you go.
37. After all, any relationship is nothing more than getting to know each other. People who have a heart are tired, people who have no heart care, do what they want, do what they have no regrets, and don't talk about debts.
We didn't climb the mountain in the end, and they didn't hear our story.
39. The deepest loneliness is not that a person has been alone for a long time, but that there is no expectation in his heart.
40. Although I said it, you and I both know who gave up first.
Divorced couples run away from home to comfort themselves (Chapter III) 4 1. How can I not let you go when you can say goodbye easily?
42. Don't forget what you once had. Cherish what you can't get.
43. The terrible thing is not to slander each other after breaking up, but to unconsciously live into each other's appearance.
44. We agreed to grow old together, but you secretly roasted oil.
45. When the person you once loved left, no matter what happened, at that time, everyone was happy.
46. You can still be friends after breaking up. Honey, you're really kidding.
47. Take off the camouflage armor, because it is too fragile.
48. I didn't find my feelings for you until I broke up. I can't live without you. Let's not be apart again, shall we?
49. If you want to break up, just say so. It's good to get together and leave, and it won't be persistent. Cold and violent breakups are cowards.
50. I know you are not really nice to me, even though we broke up.
5 1. It's obviously the mouth that broke up at the beginning. Why is your heart hurting now?
52. The male S んё? is good at breaking up with words, and he is also good at forcing him to break up. Hmm.
53. I have paid so much for this, what have I got? In your words, break up. This is the result of my efforts.
Cherish the people in front of you As we all know, we will never see each other again after separation.
55. Thank you for your indifference and knowing my romantic feelings.
56. It is not that the times are far from love, but that many people have never thought of using one heart to firmly warm another from the beginning; It is not that love is no longer eternal, but that impetuous and changeable hearts miss true love again and again.
57. I heard that you are not doing well. I sat at the door and laughed all day.
58. When you are young, you can't meet amazing people too early, which will make the rest of your life bleak.
59. Forgetting you is to prove that I can forget you.
60. If you love two people at the same time, please choose the second person, because even if you love the first person, you will still love the second person.
Clean and healing copywriting suitable for young couples to break up.
Clean and healing copywriting suitable for young couples to break up-1. There is always someone who can make you smile with a short message.
Maybe the ending without ending is the best ending. I will cherish this ending all my life, because you gave me a "good mood"!
What I regret most in my life is that I didn't slap you at the moment of breaking up and then dumped my head.
I unconsciously became what you liked, but you were gone.
Just break up. You can have an affair with whoever you want, so don't worry about anything.
6. My strength and pride are completely shattered before the word "break up"!
7. As a friend after breaking up, how do you want me to see you fall in love again?
I let go of my hand to make you happy, but that became an excuse for you to break up.
9. If you smile once, I will be excited for several days; But it took me years to see you cry once.
10. People who break up with you because they don't want to delay you are actually afraid that you will delay ta…… ... ...
1 1. After breaking up, I know how to cherish and mature a lot! Never forget!
12. I believe many people understand the pain of breaking up.
13. Nothing inappropriate, just an excuse to break up.
14. Letting go is also a kind of happiness. At least I can understand it myself No amount of love is worth breaking up with.
15. All reasons for breaking up except the third party are bullshit.
16. If you are tired, just say it. Why are you so cold to me? It makes me feel that you still can't bear to say goodbye.
17. Don't blatantly black, delete, say goodbye, and when you add it back, it's really full of humiliation.
18. Your happiness has nothing to do with me, and my sadness has nothing to do with you.
19. Emotional things are always hard to say clearly. I know that breaking up is always sad, but in any case, I will always stand by your side and support you. Try to make yourself happy, okay?
20. My girlfriend told me today that you are not Gao Fushuai, so why do you love me? Let's break up!
Clean and healing copywriting for young couples to break up 2 2 1 It's meaningless for me to be friends and strangers after breaking up!
22. You can come at will, and my heart will open for you. If you want to leave, you can leave My heart has been fed to the dog.
23. I can't learn not to love you, so can I not break up?
24. I broke up for no reason this morning, so you fell in love with her, my best friend.
25. Letting you go without making noise is my last gentleness.
26. I am strong, at least I won't be deleted like you.
I have nothing, so you can't expect me to give you anything.
It doesn't matter to lose you, but the sunshine is no longer warm, and the excitement has nothing to do with me.
29. How can I interpret this sadness? Feeling happy parting just happened.
Only you know how painful it is to put your heart together.
3 1. Time will slowly precipitate, and some people will slowly die in your heart. Learn to let go, your happiness needs to be realized by yourself.
32. Nothing can pass, but I can't go back.
33. The pain of parting and disappointment has lost its voice.
34. After all, any relationship is nothing more than getting to know each other. People who have a heart are tired, people who have no heart care, are willing, have no regrets, and don't talk about debts when they meet.
35. At least the human brain will be short-circuited, and I don't even have a power supply.
36. Some friends are sad for their girlfriend's playboy, but after breaking up, they still can't forget the beauty, depravity and grief. Trying to get back together. But his girlfriend's refusal also stung him. Half a year later, my friend asked me for a drink and said that this relationship tortured him. He has never loved anyone so much. I don't know how to persuade, and I'm not qualified to persuade. I can only be a listener in this story. Fortunately, they can't see it here. I can tidy it up occasionally.
37. In this hurried and realistic world, we are tired of looking at repetition and habits, the same car and the same scenery.
38. When a person cries, you only need to give him a pack of tissues, but when a heart cries, you have to do a lot of things.
39. We are all too proud to show off by breaking up.
40. The happiest thing in the world is to break up happily.
Clean and healing copywriting for young couples to break up 4 1. Even if I say I love you a thousand times, it only takes one sentence to break up. -That's love.
42. Since you said goodbye, am I not qualified to disagree?
43. Although you are no longer mine, I will still cry for you, miss sneaking out and your daily space. I wonder if I will find you again and tell you the beauty I once loved.
44. Who else is looking forward to the future, the light that has never appeared before?
45. how about ending it? The original promise is just a blank sheet of paper in your heart. I believe that many years later, when you think of what you did today, you will regret it. What you lost is not me, but a sincere love.
46. Is it the sentence that deeply touched you after breaking up? It's nothing;
47. They all left because they wanted them to come back one by one in the most lonely time.
48. When tears came down, I realized that separation is another kind of understanding.
49. I met you by chance. I wish you happiness in the future.
50. When we think of the sweetness, all the anger will disappear. This is true intimacy, and nothing can cut off our love for each other.
5 1. Break up after dinner, leave after drinking, and never look back again.
Everything in the world comes and goes.
53. I really want to stand in the heavy rain and cry all the pain and grievances.
54. Break up. I am a bad boy and I don't deserve your love.
55. People are so cheap, will they miss each other after breaking up?
56. Don't be confused, don't be trapped in love, don't be afraid of the future and don't miss the past.
57. Laughing and parting is actually the most painful thing in your heart.
58. In fact, I have always believed that I don't need to think about anything at all, because I have never forgotten it.
59. If there is no opportunity, there is no hate. If it is unintentional, heartless. Without hate, there is no resentment. If there is no complaint, there is no regret.
60. Long live the lovelorn. Lonely and innocent. It's right to break up. There is no shame in girls crying.
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