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Extremely shocking online story-I am dizzy with love. It seems that the fever is higher. I don't know. I have been in a daze. When I fell from the mountain, God bless tried to hold the rope around my waist, but the inertia was so great that even he was pulled off. I fainted when I touched the snow on the ground, and I vaguely felt that God had carried me into this small cave. The radio is broken. I don't know how long it will be, and I don't know if we can be saved. I may have broken my leg and been in a coma. God bless it. It's just a minor scratch. He has always taken care of me. When I am awake occasionally, seeing his face and his gentle eyes will make me feel better, even though he has been frowning. "God bless, do you think others will find us?" He smiled wearily: "Hui Hui, don't think so much. Does it still hurt? " "I can't feel my feet yet, but I feel cold." God bless climb up a little and hold me in your arms. "Better?" "hmm." Maybe it's just psychological, but I still feel a little warm. "Hui Hui, I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to listen to first? " "Bad news." "Our food is almost finished, and there is still a version of chocolate left." "What's the good news?" "There is an avalanche, most of the hole is blocked by snow, and air can still come in, so we can barely climb out." "What is this good news! We are going to die here! " My tears rushed out with sadness. "Fool, this is God's way of letting us enjoy our own world." God bless you and laugh. "You are still in the mood to joke." I was amused by him and coughed. God bless pat me on the back and hold me in your arms. "Hui Hui, will you promise to marry me when we get back?" "Can we go back?" "Of course! We have been together for so long that I haven't formally proposed to you. Maybe it's not appropriate to say now, but I don't think you will refuse me at this time, so promise me to marry me? " I cried, but this time it was tears of happiness. "Ok, God bless, I promise you." "Good boy, for that day, you must not give up easily, live well and promise me, ok?" "ok." I nodded desperately and suddenly felt dizzy. "Well, have a good sleep and I'll wake you up." "God bless, my feet are still numb." God help me get up. "Do you think I'm pinching you?" "No" "How about this?" "Still not." "Like this?" "No." God bless and smiled: "Ha ha, Hui Hui, your feet are tired from climbing the mountain. It wants to have a good rest. " "God bless, if I can't walk, will you still want me?" "yes! Whatever you become, I want it! " "God bless ..." "All right, Hui Hui, have a good sleep. Come, close your eyes. " I fell asleep. When I was woken up again, I felt more dizzy. God bless waving chocolate in front of me. "Hui Hui, let's eat." "You eat, I'm not hungry." "No, good boy." "But my throat is too dry to swallow." God bless thought about it, broke off a small piece of chocolate and put it in his mouth for a while, then kissed me. The melted hot chocolate flowed down his lips to my dry mouth. Although my taste buds are paralyzed, I still vaguely feel a little sweetness. God bless melted a small piece of snow with his mouth and sent it into my mouth. In this way, a bite of chocolate, a bite of snow, God bless two small pieces of version A chocolate into my body, my stomach is a little warm, but my head is more dizzy. "God bless you, won't you eat?" He put the rest of the chocolate away. "I ate it when I fed you." "You fed me!" "I will still eat a little. You're not taking this from me. It's too dark. Hehe. " I shook God's hand and said, "You are so kind to me." "So you have to live well and go back to sleep." "hmm." My head is dizzy. In this way, the whole chocolate, God bless me, but he didn't eat it at all. When I asked him, he said there was mountain rat in the cave. He caught two and can eat them. He even ate belt meat, so he was full of energy. I know he is lying to me, but his spirit is really good. Maybe I am too weak. I'm dizzy and I don't even have the strength to speak. Finally, we heard the roar of the helicopter. God bless tried to lean out and say something. I am so weak that I can't even hear what he said. Roar away. "Hui Hui, wake up, Hui Hui." I tried to open my eyes. "Did you hear that? The helicopter went back to get rescue equipment. " "Are we finally saved?" God bless you and laugh. "I'm sorry, Hui Hui, they can only take one person. So, I was saved. " I didn't react immediately to what he said. God bless seems to see my puzzled expression. "I told them that I was the only one here. Thank you, Hui Hui, I would never have succeeded without you. " I still don't understand what he said, but I saw him stab me in the abdomen with a Swiss army knife. "Hui Hui, you know, supplies are not enough, and I don't know when we can be saved, so you don't have to thank me for giving you all the food. If you don't live, I have no food and no possibility of survival. But now that I'm saved, your mission is over. I want to thank you. " God bless the Swiss army knife to insert into my body for the last time and rotate slowly. He kissed me on the forehead. "Hui Hui, I will marry you in my next life. Farewell, I love you. " Then he pulled out his knife and climbed out. I mustered my last strength and opened the sleeping bag that covered my lower body. There is only a pile of dense bones hanging on the knee.