Ancient and modern jokes daquan primary school grade five

1. Dad: Son, how was the mid-term exam?

Son: Math 40, Chinese 60, * * 100.

Dad: I did well in the course of "* * *". We should work harder on math and Chinese in the future!

2. Dad: Sometimes, a stupid person will ask a question that a very smart person can't answer. Think about it, son Have you ever been in such a situation?

Son: Sorry, Dad, I can't answer your question.

3. A father saw his son fighting with someone else's children. He angrily picked up the children and hit them, cursing while hitting them:

Hit people at an early age, and I'll kill you today!

The son screamed in pain and begged for mercy over and over again. Father asked angrily:

Do you still dare to hit people?

The son cried and answered:

I dare not fight now. I will fight when I grow up to be a father.