Funny wedding copy

Funny wedding copy (selected 62 sentences) 1. The little girl is in her prime, with a watery face, slim figure and tinkling voice. She was moved at an early age, and the little girl MengMeng fell in love. Requirements for marriage: The young man looks like a star, with a well-proportioned figure. Marriage language: the young couple hold hands in the living room, and the young couple travel far. 2. There is no house for the time being, and the deposit does not exceed 10,000. It looks ordinary, so you can get used to it after a few more eyes. You really can't steal any money by hanging around alone on weekdays. Nothing else is good at it, and the heart is still kind. Guangji female companion: Life is a long road, and every second counts. I have been crazy since I met you. I have been thinking about my dream since I met you. Ever since I thought of you, I have been on pins and needles. I've been looking forward to it since I proposed. Dear, it is destiny takes a hand to meet at the gate of spoony temple at six o'clock every afternoon. If you are the one. A man in his thirties, unmarried, is in a hurry. Colleague Xiao Zhang said quietly, I'd like you to meet a man named Luo Xiao. ? A man was very happy and invited him. After three days, we will be treated again. Xiao Zhang took a man to the farm, pointed to a mule in the stable and said, This is the mule. ? 5.28-year-old boy, good-looking, docile, with no bad hobbies, graduated from junior college, reliable job, salary of 2,000 yuan, food and clothing, family housing and relatives to rely on. Find a partner, bid farewell to dryness, look good, have a good personality, have a job and work hard. If you are interested, talk in the park. 6. Male, 28 years old, 75 meters old, unmarried in junior high school, used to be an expert in farming, but now he is a professional peach farmer, and his monthly income definitely exceeds that of 500 yuan. He has three rickshaws, four tile houses and several cans of pickles. Looking for decent unmarried women under the age of 30 as partners, I believe * * * * * *, welcome to visit. 7. Marriage SMS: I am free and single. I'm over 30 years old, and there's a man now. Whoever lends me a girl will get a big one next year. If there is a short message as evidence, leave one and lose ten (the final interpretation right belongs to me). 8. The child is 8 years old, his parents are alive and he has never been married. The whole family is loving, busy with work, unable to find a partner, often empty, anxious in the middle of the night, begging for personals, seeking beauty, forming a partner, continuing happiness, loving you, loving me and loving my wife. 9. I'm twenty-eight. I'm Pan An Andy Lau. Wearing brand-name clothes and stepping on crocodile skin. The little girl in that family has a crush on me and is sure to count money. Naked marriage is very popular, but there is no building. 10. My family is poor and ugly, with a height of 1.49 meters. I have a rural hukou, mainly feeding dogs and cattle, and I am working part-time. Now I am looking for a spouse. The requirements are as follows: ghosts don't worry, people don't let dogs go, and pigs don't run! 165438+ 12. Don't ask for my marriage conditions, just ask for an appointment time: not for one day, not for two days; Not sunny, not raining, not cloudy; Not on weekdays, not on holidays; Not on the first day, not on the fifteenth; Spring and autumn are absent, winter and summer are absent; When shall we meet? Hehe, you know what? 13. Although the eldest daughter is a little old, she is very beautiful. I don't boast. People chasing me are all over the street, but I haven't met the one in my heart. I hope someone who is destined to come soon and marry me home as soon as possible! 14. Ding-ding, Ding-ding, the marriage enlightenment has begun. No money, no land, no brain, find a little wife today, not tall or beautiful, as long as you are with me, you will have everything. 15. Don't be too ugly to scare cows, people with bad temper to listen to you, or scare mosquitoes and flies with a loud voice. The requirements are really not high, just about the same. Ask for a marriage partner and love for a long time. 16. I don't eat meat, but I am a vegetarian. I don't like walking by car, I don't like simplicity, I don't like playing with books, I can do my job well, I can earn a lot of money, and I don't like money. I like to entrust it to me. With such a wife, life is happy without regrets. 65438+ 18. A handsome man looks like Ekin Cheng, at least his hair is that long. At present, raising pigs at home has a considerable income. Now he wants to find a wife who is over 70 meters tall and looks like Liang Yongqi (the original version is of course the best). First come, first served, now or never. 19. People who buy shoes should have beautiful feet, people who sell books should be very talented, and people who sell clothes should be in excellent shape, so I choose to sell a house, find someone who can cook in the kitchen, talk in the living room, be a good housewife in the bedroom, and take care of parents and children lying on their sides. 20. The sky is blue, the sea is salty, and lovers in the street make people cry. People are ordinary, their hearts are kind, and life without objects is disgusting. Today's marriage: which woman is kind-hearted and willing to be a brother and bride. 2 1. My daughter is 28 years old. She looks like a flower, with a slender waist and eyebrows, a small cherry mouth and phoenix eyes, and Ana is beautiful. Today, I sincerely look for a person who is destined to work together to build a loving home. 22. Gentle, kind, generous, able to get out of the hall, into the kitchen, and filial piety, RMB everywhere is simply a perfect saint. I have always wanted to have a home for many years, and those who are willing can take it in. 23. I live in Chengtou garbage station and eat 10 thousand meals every day. It's cool to reach out and buy popsicles. My love life is very distressed. Nobody hugs you when you sleep at night. Today, I asked for a marriage online, hoping someone would deliver it to my door. 24. I am a man, waiting for the right moment. I have a villa and a nanny, from Shuai Shuai. Requirements for marriage: All unmarried girls aged 18 to 22 who have dreams, are unwilling to be lonely, ambitious and eager for happiness can participate, and the top ten can enjoy generous treatment, and anyone who reads short messages can participate. 25. First love is unforgettable and beautiful. Why? Not because he (she) is beautiful or handsome, nor because what he (she) can't get is good, but because when he (she) just fell in love, he (she) was naive and didn't have any selfish ideas, only knowing to love each other with all his (her) resources. And the love in the future is not so pure. Innocence is the most precious thing in the world. It is her that we long for. 26. After a woman in the same city adds her own QQ, the first sentence asks, Where are you? Come out and meet! This is because of such a lady, I wonder if her appearance is too exaggerated and unusual. I know you don't want to be confined to the internet, but neither do I. But in real life, I think meeting needs a process. Maybe in your mind, if you feel good after coming out to meet, try to chase it in real life. If you feel bad, just chat and run. 27. Love is a responsibility, a lifelong commitment, mutual support, great love and vigorous love. 28. Dull is true, yes, but it should be dull after passion, then passionate and then dull. Passion should appear alternately in waves. What's the point of living a dull and passionate life? As long as you really love him, you will have passion until you die. 29. There is basically no right or wrong in emotional matters. When he (she) wants to leave you, there is always something you can't satisfy him. Looking back on the past days together is always beautiful. Of course, there are also despicable emotional liars, whose sweet words are completely aimed at defrauding each other and sleeping with themselves. Such people are still very few. 30. Most people who first love don't understand love, so their first love fails a lot. Less successful. Get married with an unmarried person, because everyone likes the original one. In love, it is better to find someone who has been in love. Because people who have been in love know what love is and how to love. 3 1. Would it be a miracle if I met you here? I have fantasized about the other half of the future countless times, hazy and kind. I believe that love is fate after all. The acquaintance and love between two people in the vast sea of people is a coincidence in itself. Will you be my coincidence? 32. Home should be like a cup of hot tea in a cold winter, which makes you feel warm when you are tired. Home should be like a dim light in the night to let you know that there is always hope at the other end of the heart, and two people are together to collect every bit of happiness. 33. Men are not bad and women don't love them. This bad doesn't mean cruel, selfish and heartless. Of glib words, sweet words. Generally, a good man thinks that saying sweet nothings is a frivolous expression, so he doesn't want to do it. It's wrong to say that to others, but be glib with your wife. Why can't you be a man with a good heart and a smooth mouth? 34.？ Detective? Neither do women. I can't accept that you keep looking at my mobile phone. You're not a detective, I'm not a spy, and there's no big secret in the phone. Of course, I won't just look at your mobile phone. If you want to see it, you can tell me directly. Let me show you my mobile phone, and I will give it to you, but please don't do it without my knowledge. Peeping? My mobile phone, I hate it. What about you? Peeping? Well, I hope you don't fail, okay? Peeping? If I find out, I'll borrow a sentence from Grandpa Ge. Handsome guy is angry, and the consequences are serious? ; 35. Non-mainstream girls should make a detour quickly. I am not a non-mainstream boy who regards panda eye as a national treasure. Your dress may feel fashionable in your circle, with exaggerated fireworks hairstyle, huge eye patch and hanbok. My pants always seem to forget to wear a belt. My perseverance is still relatively strong. If you dress like this, I may not scare me. If one day, I will take you back to see my parents. Although my parents are healthy and have good psychological quality, I am 36 years old. Happy kitchen, warm bedroom, trinkets to express love, quiet fragrance, even baked cakes, unique candlelight dinner, and cozy afternoon tea with a unique mood. Love will not diminish because of the passage of time, and love will not be dull because of trivial life. Let's run together 37. It doesn't matter if you fall in love with someone with many different living habits. Be careful when getting married. Think about whether you can tolerate each other's differences for a long time. 38. Everywhere I go, I love to bring back some flowers and stones I picked up locally. In my opinion, the information and energy that nature and things can transmit is the deepest aftertaste there. Life is to enjoy it in a simple way, to have everything good instead of more-I hope to live a focused and quiet life with him. When we are with nature, we will be full of hope. 39. Men become bad when they have money. Yes, many men become bad, but men who have money become bad, even if they have no money, are not much better. 40. It is often said that masculinity means femininity. Do you know what masculinity and femininity are? Masculinity means being open-minded and brave, while femininity means being gentle and considerate. 4 1. What's the charm? Charm does not lie in beauty. Beautiful women may not attract me, but I like dignified and elegant women. So you don't have to worry about not being beautiful enough. 42. Don't get married for duty. You know, marrying someone who doesn't love them is the most irresponsible. Even if you let the other person feel sad at that time, it is better than letting him feel sad for several years or even for a lifetime. Do you love him? Love tells him why he should hide the pain of missing in his heart. Afraid of appearance, status and identity mismatch? Don't be afraid, it is beautiful to love someone. 44. Love can last as long as possible. This has at least two advantages: first, enjoy the pleasure of love for as long as possible, and the feeling of marriage and love is very different. Second, the longer you get along with each other, the more you can test whether you are sincere or not, and the more you can see whether your personality is compatible. In this way, the feelings after marriage will be much stronger. 45. If you have a prominent family background or intellectual family, it is unnecessary. My family is average, I don't want to follow you, and I don't want to? The worm turned into a butterfly? Simple and plain life is what I need, optimistic personality, do not like affectation, unrestrained life is what I like, I hope you can understand; 46. It is wrong to get married hastily. Never divorce hastily again. Try it first, it's really not good, and it's not too late to leave. 47. Get up and eat in a small restaurant. You can have a lot to say when you walk. 48. My daughter is 28 years old. She looks like a flower, with slender waist and arch eyebrows, small cherry mouth and phoenix eyes, and beautiful Ana. Today, I sincerely look for a person who is destined to work together to build a loving home. 49. Senior brother has been in the Jianghu for a long time, and he will be twenty-six in the blink of an eye. Stormy days are hard. I want to find a beautiful girl to hug me. Whether you are beautiful or ugly, as long as you have a kind heart and can solve people's worries, everything in the future is yours, and I am willing to be dragged away by you. 50. Don't bind, don't entangle, don't possess, and don't rush to dig meaning from each other, which is doomed to failure. The best love should be that we stand side by side and look at this lonely world. 5 1. I can't think of any words that can express my inner monologue in a gorgeous, petty bourgeoisie and high-profile way. I just want to meet someone who can talk quietly, relaxed and happy with me every day, watch movies, walk together, bask in the sun, blow the wind together, say good night sweetly before going to bed, hold hands, coquetry, buy food and cook together. 52. There are not too many hard and fast targets for the requirements of the other half. You need to know the other person before you know whether it is appropriate, because the best is not necessarily the most appropriate. But be responsible, sincere, kind and positive. Material superiority can only give you extra points. I hope you are the life and soul mate I am looking for and snuggle up to each other for life. 53. You will get: a husband (which can be used to deal with relatives and friends); A chef (but not responsible for the quality of food); One handbag (below 150Kg, no more than 20 shopping bags); Shoulders (can rely on, can be used as a pillow, can ride? ); The monthly salary is about 80% (excluding bonus and gray income); Free gift: a punching bag (for two people). 54. Do you want someone to take you home after your classmate's wedding? Do you want to block your parents' mouths and let your seven aunts and eight aunts who are media completely extinct? Do you want the stalker to disappear automatically? Do you want a tea waiter when you are sick? There's a sudden power outage at home. Do you want me to help you repair the circuit? Then try to marry yourself! 55. No education, no culture, no jokes, no villa, no BMW salary 880, no worries, just want to have a home! 56. What I want is the love of my life! 57. Mature feelings need time to wait for the fruit. 58. Marriage: I am an extroverted and introverted man. If you have a room to rent and a car to drive, the money is 100. I want to recruit an ambitious young woman, introverted and extroverted, and build my own house, car and six-figure money with me. Interested parties please contact me. 59. I am just an ordinary girl. I just want to find someone who loves me, and one thing belongs to our happiness! Watch movies hand in hand occasionally to welcome the sunrise and sunset. 60. As for feelings, I think I'm slow-heating. My personality is straightforward, strong, independent and sensitive. I pay attention to details. For example, I am often moved by some details. Seeing the innocent smile of teenagers, the sweet hugs of couples, the busy and hard work of parents and the help and dependence of the elderly will deeply touch my heart. Even smelling the flowers in spring, basking in the low sun in winter and looking at the deep night sky will be unconsciously infected and moved. I like sports, because life lies in sports. I like traveling, because it is not a trip, nor is it just a holiday. Travel is a process, a discovery. This is a process of self-discovery. Travel not only allows us to see the world, but also allows us to see our place in it, which gives us more strength to face all the difficulties and pains in life. During the journey, we talk to our hearts, and life itself is a journey. 6 1. I'm Wang Benshan, 23 years old. I'm in estrus and want to talk about a love affair. Working in a hotel, working as a foreman every day, with a salary of 2500. I look ordinary and have a flat. I don't have to worry about borrowing money. I want to find a beautiful woman to accompany me all my life. 62. There is no house for the time being, and the deposit has not exceeded 10,000. It looks ordinary, so you can get used to it after a few more eyes. You really can't steal any money by hanging around alone on weekdays. Nothing else is good at it, and the heart is still kind. Guangji female companion: Life is a long road, and every second counts.