Funny sentences about bank robbery

1. There is an ugly girl who works in a bank. Because she is very ugly, she is never liked by men. One day, a group of gangsters came to rob the bank. At that time, there was only the ugly girl and another employee in the bank. The robbers forced the employee to reveal the password to the safe. However, the gang leader knocked him unconscious and left him unconscious. At this time, facing the extremely vicious robber, the ugly girl trembled and said, "Don't even think about getting the password from me. Even if you rape me, I won't tell you." The bandit leader stared at him and said coldly: "You want beauty." .

2. It is said that two robbers rushed into the bank and shouted: "Hands up, get down, don't move." All the female salespeople did so, and one of the robbers asked The cashier asked for the key to unlock the door and took the money. The robber who was suddenly watching him cursed angrily: "This is a fucking robbery, not a rape."

3. One day, a gangster broke into a bank with a gun. . He said to the staff: "Don't move. If anyone touches me, I will tell him to become a geographer!" Although a staff member next to him was very nervous and scared, Shan still corrected him: "Should it be 'become history'?" The gangster said: "Take a beating to go to school." From that day on, I was afraid of history!”

4. A sexy girl was walking on the road and suddenly heard: Don’t move. A big man grabbed her, and she became anxious and said: I'll give you money, but don't rob her, okay? The big man said: Stop being so verbose. Then push down mm. mm was shocked and said: No. Big man: I'm so annoyed, take off your stockings quickly, I'm going to rob the bank.

5. A group of robbers were robbing a bank, and a companion was showing off at the exit. After grabbing the cash, the bandit leader and others prepared to retreat. I ran to the door and asked the guard: "Is everything normal?"

The guy said: "Not normal. Pol.ice was not seen, but our car was stolen by a thief."