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Talking about high temperature

1, the sun hangs in the sky like a big fireball. It stung us hard to open our eyes. On the way, the asphalt was softened by the sun. A heat wave hit the face and made people breathless. On the big trees on both sides of the road, cicadas kept barking, as if to say, it's hot, it's hot. The flowers bowed their heads and the grass bent down, all looking listless. Where are the children? Hiding in the swimming pool one by one Look at the children in the swimming pool next to you. They are so dense that only their small heads are exposed.

I also envy those who can fall asleep as soon as they touch the pillow, and those who are determined to let go and never look back.

Time can deceive people most, but it can also make you understand that nothing in this world can't be lost. What is left is the scenery, and what is left is the life. The person who comes to the end is the right person.

4, mix a cold dish, you have to eat quickly, or it will become spicy soon!

If I ignore you, will you not come to me? Or, we will keep silent until you come to someone else's side. Distance is, I don't say, you don't ask.

I feel that as long as I smile every day, I can't see my troubles. I thought I could not see the whole world as long as I closed my eyes. I think as long as I cover my ears, I can't hear those troubles. It's just, after all, it's just that I thought.

7. Only when I have a good relationship with you will I expose my scars in front of you. Please don't turn around and tell others as jokes.

8. Who hasn't been tortured by reality from a kind-hearted child to a deep-seated crazy person? From now on, your world has nothing to do with me, and my world is only worth seeing.