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Copywriting that stays up all night.
2. Disliking or refusing is the cruelest way for two people to get along.
Staying up late is really harmful to your health, so every time you go to bed late, you will order a snack, which is delicious.
4. So I got used to staying up late and learned not to sleep; I am used to falling asleep in the early morning and waking up in the middle of the night every day. It is better to expect to wake up at midnight than to be awakened by the cold; But I'm afraid of midnight. It's too quiet. I will think of memories that I shouldn't think of. Listening to sad songs at midnight will make me cry. I will miss you.
Tell you a terrible thing: staying up late will make you hungry.
6. Staying up late is just an accessory to loneliness, and night is just a place where I keep my shadow.
7. I understand that the passer-by is just passing by, and it's flat and light. Instead of hitting the heart completely and finally leaving without looking back.
8. I work in an IT company. Everyone inside knows that it is normal to work overtime and stay up late every day, and it is even more impossible. One weekend, everyone was busy all morning. At eleven o'clock, a colleague suddenly got up, dropped a word and rushed out. He said: You are busy. I'll be back when I get married.
9. Get through the "darkness" of life and welcome a brand-new self.
10. Don't stay up late. Everyone you like is asleep.
1 1. I have foreign time difference in China.
12. At first, I loved the person who stayed up with you. Later, you became attached to the person who urged you to go to bed early. When I was young, I used to think that a "good night" was so dull. Now the most romantic thing I understand is actually a "Wan 'an" every day.
13. Where it exists, it blooms. Don't forget to smell because you are sad.
14. Don't stay up late often. This is harmful to your health. Pay attention to your health.
15. It's hard to get through customs, and it's hard every night.
16. If I see the ending from the beginning, I still choose to make you happy!
17. I really can't let go. It's really hard. Obviously, I paid my heart and only got his apology. Does it help if I apologize?
18. It is a crime to stay up late and eat whatever you want and get up early.
19. I bought too much recently and it's not good either. It's not good to stay up all night watching X. My dark circles are so big. ...
20. Actually, I don't want to stay up late, but I always think too much at night. 16. If you care too much about what others say about you, you will never be yourself.
I got into the habit of staying up late, but no one needs my company anymore. 28. Some things make me powerless, such as the countdown, the addiction of staying up late and you in the distance.
22. A madman gives up a fool for a liar.
23. The world is so big that not everyone can get the results they want.
24. Later, I became addicted to staying up late and got used to being left unattended.
25. Don't be afraid, someone will always come to pick you up in the rain, stay up late with you, and say I love you. Good will always be at the bottom of the box.
26. She said that people who stay up late are lonely. I said that people who sleep late are just unhappy.
27. In the dead of night, the elves who stayed up all night poked their heads out to observe the world.
28. I've bought too much recently, and it's not good either. It's not good to stay up late to watch X, and my dark circles are so big …
The cruelest thing about time is that it allows you to get the truth without any compensation.
30. It's not that I like playing with my mobile phone, but that I have no one to accompany me except my mobile phone.
3 1. For the rest of my life, when you are gone, I will carry the heavy rain myself.
32. I have suffered too much, and I am exhausted before I can defeat the enemy! Learn to relax.
33. It's not that I don't want to sleep, but I really can't sleep.
34. Losing and staying up late have become a habit, and tossing and turning at night has no sustenance.
35. Even if you leave me, I hope you can have a pleasant journey.
36. People who like to stay up late and insist on staying up late don't want to sleep, but they are sad, heartbroken and lonely all over the world.
37. I'm not around, so you should remember to take care of yourself, drink on time, and smoke more if you feel uncomfortable. Stay up late every day, don't eat breakfast often, wear sandals and socks when it's cold, play more mobile phones when you are free, remember to turn off the lights when reading, and take more sleeping pills when you can't sleep. When you're sad, you take drugs or something. If you have a bad life, be sure to tell me. I am so relieved.
I really want someone to accompany me when I have a cold, even if it is through that terrible hot water.
39. I can stay up with you and advise you to go to bed early, but the best state is that we sleep together!
40. The warmest word in the world is good night.
Copywriting that stays up late 3 4 1. Whether I have difficulties now or in the future, it is my only life.
42. I think I won't be sad if I tell this story as a joke.
You gave me a smile, I thought you promised me forever.
44. Do you know why I like sleeping? Because when I fell asleep, the whole world was mine, and so were you, but when I woke up, everything was gone.
45. Only sometimes, I really want to sleep, but I don't think about it when I sleep. Really want to sleep all the time, as if waiting for someone to come, like a prince in a fairy tale kissing himself awake.
46. If you want to be excellent, it is impossible to let nature take its course. You need to do a lot, spend a lot of time, be patient and persist!
47. If you think too much about one thing, you often can't do it. Take one concrete action every day, and you will get closer and closer to your goal.
48. I have a bad temper for no reason. It means that it's really hard for me to complain or swear repeatedly or stay up all night without talking.
49. Can you put it down after cutting your long hair? Can you forget to stay up late and cry on your pillow? Girl, stop tormenting yourself.
50. I slowly lost my qualification to sleep, and staying up late became the only happiness.
5 1. There is a man. He left. I can't find any memory of him anymore. Finally. Goodbye.
52. I am afraid of humidity, but I am fascinated by being wet; I am afraid of the dark, but I fell in love with staying up late; I am afraid of heartache, but I like you.
53.blx should be smashed several times or he will never learn to be strong.
If you also have a friend who likes to stay up late, please cherish him, because you may not know when he will be gone.
55. Don't stay up late. Staying up late is not good for mobile phones.
56. The saddest love triangle, I love staying up late, and dark circles love me.
57. The people who really care about you are those who think of you everywhere. Reluctant to spend money, the phone always hangs up and calls back; I am afraid that you will stay up late, and I always urge you to go to bed early at night. You are sick and ask anxiously over and over again; You are bored, and you have been patiently comforting; You are tired, so don't bother me thoughtfully. In fact, those casual revelations are true love; Those little by little performances are all affectionate. Feelings are not illusory, feel them with your heart; Sincerity is not far away, cherish waiting.
58. I hide in the corner of the world, and no one knows my sadness.
59. You are much weaker than when you were a child. At that time, you had many dreams and made a lot of efforts. You want to enter a good school. You want to have a group of friends. You even secretly liked someone. You will stay up reading and listening to your friends. But now, you are more knowledgeable, wiser and stronger than before, but you have never worked as hard as before, because you firmly believe in yourself and the future.
The most ridiculous thing is that I know the truth and you are still lying there.
Insomnia can't sleep. Tell me.
1, I have looked back at you 500 times, but every time you turn away from me.
When we break up, I would rather bite the bullet than say a weak word.
If you want to have a perfect friendship, you may never find a friend.
4, the most humble but love, the most cool thin but heart.
5, waiting, not to touch you, just want to keep yourself from leaving.
6. The happiness on the face can be seen by others, but who can feel the pain in the heart?
7. From love at first sight to love for a long time, we had a process but there was no result.
8, there is constant music, but there is no constant person, constant love.
9. The night is very quiet and dumb, which gives the inexplicable power of missing.
10, if you can't give up and continue to like it, at least your heart will not be empty.
1 1, leave some way for others, maybe your next step has been paved.
12, life will change every day, and it is worthwhile to look forward to it.
13, you are a rare favor in my life, but I am the pub you happened to pass by.
14, I'm not as strong as you think. Why can't you see what I'm doing to be brave?
15, I remember you once appeared in my life, so real.
16, all love will be hot with a little loneliness and sadness.
17, you always try to find his shadow in everything, so you are unhappy.
18, we can't change yesterday, we can't predict tomorrow, we can only grasp today.
19, slowly you will believe that nothing is unforgivable and no one will be with you forever.
20. Waiting is not for you to come back, but for an excuse not to leave.
2 1, it is better to be a child, and a candy is enough to forget everything.
22. The good things in life suddenly disappear, leaving only despair.
23. I don't cry or laugh. Quietly, from the other side, flowers bloom and fall. Year after year.
24, there is a kind of beauty, called once; There is a dream, called the past; There is a kind of pain called memory.
25. I looked through my previous diary and looked at our dribs and drabs, but my tears still stayed.
26. The man who once said that my eyes smile and my dimples look good disappeared.
27. When I am alone, I always wonder if I can be alone.
28, your promise, I will nod and smile, and then, only wait.
29. It's really troublesome to meet strangers, and many lies have to be told.
30. Be a passerby or passerby with a warm sense of alienation.
3 1, inexplicable irritability, fidgeting, what to remove.
How many people feed a hypocritical beast with a sincere heart.
33. Those vanished memories can't find any trace now, so what should be used to interpret the original persistence?
34. When I dream of you, you will dream of me, which is great.
Your ownership belongs to me, but you are gone.
36. If you want to tame a person, you will weep.
37. Some people give you their hearts, but you pretend not to see them because you don't like them.
I opened and closed the drawer, but I still didn't see the time machine.
39. The most precious thing is not the material you have, but the people who accompany you.
40, crazy smoking, deleted your photo, without you, I seem to have lost the whole day.
4 1, facing the computer screen, my heart is blank.
42, this night is so lonely, I inexplicably found that I miss you.
43. Not everyone can keep a low profile. The premise of keeping a low profile is to keep a high profile at all times.
44. Why do you take some people and things so seriously?
45, man, you can not be handsome, but you must be fresh and clean.
46. Memory is like a thread, which contains thoughts. Missing is like heart, and it hurts deeply.
47. After breaking contact and missing, the last hope has vanished, and my heart is so tired. Does it hurt?
48. If love is hard to put in your hands, why not put these hands in your heart?
49. The recent state is like waiting for someone who can never wait.
50. There is a person in my heart who has been waiting for a year and will continue to wait.
5 1, repeat a song, whether you are listening to the song or yourself.
52. My world is so quiet that I can hear my heartbeat.
53. A person who loves you will not be indifferent when he sees your tears.
54. You got me drunk and broke my heart. I take all my sins with me and try my best to make amends.
55. How sad, even if the phone is turned off for a few days, no one will find it.
56. Time flies and you have left. Long time no contact, often worried.
57. I didn't know the bitterness of love until I hated it, and I didn't know how to choose until I was relieved.
58. Love is a play. If you play well all your life, you will not play well for a while.
59. Is there such a person that you promised to be each other's bridesmaids?
60. What can I say about being strong? Even god is so hesitant.
6 1, forever, what a pale word. But it makes so many people happy and desperate.
Don't insult my pure heart with your thoughtfulness.
63. Parting and reunion are life that is constantly staged. If you get used to it, you will no longer be sad.
64. My limit is here. I should stop obsessing. I have to admit that I lost it.
I will always remember you until one day I don't even remember myself.
66. The most terrible thing about distance is that you don't know whether that person is missing you or has forgotten you.
67. Every second after breaking up is sad. How much love can you start over?
68. No heartless person has ever experienced heartache for someone.
I always feel lost when I see you playing with her.
70. When love comes, will you remember our first time?
7 1, looking for a harbor that belongs to me all my life, and making my heart stop beating.
72. Some mistakes in life are doomed, such as liking you.
73, time, sometimes you are really too slim, please eat more!
74. The back is so clear that you can know that I am crying behind my back.
I just never want to leave you again, not for a quarter of an hour.
76. If I have the chance to meet you, I don't want to be alone!
77. In love, you never know who you hurt first.
78. Is there anyone whose name you don't want to expose?
79. I love you heartbreakingly, but you smile mercilessly.
80. It's more interesting to look at you with your mouth open and pretend to be forced than to expose you.
8 1, I seem to see the man with a blue umbrella standing in the rain and fog and smiling at me.
Can you pretend that you are leaving me, so at least I will feel better.
83. If I could start over, I would definitely pass you by.
84. You can't love if you don't love. If we break up, bye. Don't say we can't get along.
85. Just stop occasionally to miss and move on.
86. The most painful distance is that you are not with me, but in my heart.
87. My youth no longer has gorgeous qualifications and can only be described by low-key and humble words.
Can't sleep.
1. falling in love with someone is not terrible, but it is out of control.
2. Your depression is melodramatic, your procrastination is lazy, your obsessive-compulsive disorder is idle and your insomnia is not sleepy at all.
Memories are a very tiring thing, just like how to lie down when you are insomnia.
If one day men all over the world menstruate, I will sell sanitary classics.
It is said that insomnia will appear in other people's dreams.
There is no need to talk about the past all the time. People can't always live in the past.
7. Every time Duan Yu is familiar with a beautiful woman, his father will say three words to him earnestly: your sister!
8. If you lie in bed every night, don't make up stories, don't set roles, close your eyes and start acting in your mind, you will definitely lose sleep.
9. A sleeping person must be a genius as long as he is not a fool.
10. You are the only one who can make me lose sleep.
1 1. Will you miss you like me when you have insomnia?
12. You pushed me off the cliff with a smile and said it taught me to grow.
13. You slept with me in my heart, but you were not with me.
14. The first button is wrong, but you didn't find it until the last button. Some things are wrong from the beginning, but we have to admit it only at the end.
15. People don't really need too many things. As long as they live healthily and love sincerely, they can still be regarded as a kind of wealth.
16. Everyone should have a dream. If you have a dream, don't be afraid of pain.
17. If there is no road ahead, how can someone escape with a knife behind them?
18. Life is a huge insomnia, and we are all awake and half awake.
19. Is insomnia a disease? If so, maybe you can find a doctor to cure it.
20. Do you think I'm happy because you didn't see me cry?
2 1. I will never forget what I said, but now I only have thin words.
22. I won't be the reason for you to leave, and I can't keep your hand, so I don't want to say it's not important, so don't leave.
23. My future is a dream. What's more, I still have insomnia this time. .
24. I will still fall asleep with sadness, no matter how thick and warm the quilt is.
25. People who have a home in their hearts have gentle eyes.
26. Maybe my heart will miss you often. Think about the happy time to see you every day. I still leave a message about you where there is no you.
27. The night is quiet, but the thoughts in my head boil like boiling water, which makes me anxious. My body can't help tossing and turning in bed with my thoughts. ...
28. A moment's true feelings cannot be said to be false. Love is eternal. It can't be said that there was only one moment.
29. I used to miss you so much that I fell asleep, but now I miss you so much that I can't sleep.
Because I have you in my dream, I laugh until I lose sleep every time.
3 1. Some people say that insomnia is because you are busy in other people's dreams.
32. Some things can't be forgotten without thinking, and some things can't be forgotten after reading.
33. In my arms, you don't have to be afraid of insomnia.
I stayed up all night, staring at the dark sky, a cigarette and yellowed old photos.
35. Always wandering between insomnia and sleepiness, willful and arrogant.
About people who can't sleep, talk about the mood phrases of insomnia and insomnia.
Tell me about those who can't sleep.
1, the end of the world, I can't sleep, and finally I see the dawn!
2, a painful attack, so sleepy, but can't sleep, always thinking that I am still a child, only to find that I am old, don't want people to worry, and start to bear it myself.
Dormouse doesn't like sleeping like me, but he can't see her. She will sleep, I can't see you. I will look for it, because I can't sleep without you.
4. My feet are sore, my throat is uncomfortable and my head is dizzy. I'm so sleepy but I can't sleep, so sad.
5. From 1 1: 30 to now, I can't sleep, obviously tired for a day. . . So sad, so hungry, so hungry, so hungry.
I heard that you liked me at first, but I didn't have the courage to say that I really didn't have much reaction at that time. If I were you, I'd be happy to stay up for a few days.
7. After watching Night Walk, I can't sleep with inexplicable fear. There should be no sei. Who is the sun, who illuminates the pace of life? Daniel's Japanese writers can always pull out subversive stories from ordinary life, which is shocking. By the way, curiosity kills the cat.
I miss you very much in this sleepless night. I can't sleep.
9, summer vacation, sum up four sentences at home: don't get up in the morning, get up on the Internet, eat too much, and can't sleep at night.
10, only when you understand the imperfection of love can you know how to give love.
1 1, people with goals are running; People who have no goals are wandering because they don't know where to go. People with goals are grateful; People who have no goals are complaining because they feel that everyone owes themselves. People with goals can't sleep; People who have no goals can't sleep because they don't know what to do after getting up. People with goals have a peaceful mind; People who have no goals are at a loss, because sailing in the sea has no compass.
12, sleep should rest the brain, but you can't sleep because you have something on your mind and your brain can't relax.
13, doctor, I can't sleep recently. I am in a bad mood and can't eat. Am I swollen? The doctor asked: How old are you this year? Me:
14, I hate it. I have to get up early to watch three episodes of Daming Palace when I can't sleep. I'm afraid I'll die suddenly if I do this.
15, this morning in spring, I woke up easily, yawned at home, couldn't sleep at night, and couldn't wake up during the day.
16. If you can't sleep in the middle of the night, don't get up and play with your mobile phone. If your phone just doesn't turn into silent mode, you may be scared to drop your phone at the prompt of refreshing Weibo. Don't ask me how I know. I'm going to repair the screen tomorrow.
17, my brain suddenly stung when I was washing clothes just now! Remember, I touched Henry's hand, I shook hands with Aidou, my fingers grabbed his fingers, and he talked to me. We were so close that I even heard the sound of his air breaking through his teeth. The monkey is so happy that he can't sleep at night ~ calculate the arc length, one week! This is normal
18, I really don't want to see you say good night to me and tell another person that you can't sleep.
19, when you are unhappy, you will have more wine bottles at hand, and when you can't sleep, you will have more cigarettes on your pillow.
I don't know if you will think of me again in sleepless nights.
2 1, almost five months. You cook, I eat, you work overtime, I watch the drama carefully, and I am often blocked, but it is also a good rule to argue all night. I always feel so painful recently that I can't sleep at midnight. You always try your best to calm my mood. No matter how late I sleep, there is always something delicious waiting for me when I wake up the next day. I once desperately wanted to leave this world, but now I'm so afraid to leave myself and don't want to leave you here alone.
22. Everyone can't sleep sometimes, not because they don't want to sleep, but because there are too many entanglements and too many can't let go. It's not that I'm not tired, but that I have too many difficulties and burdens. I am restless, confused and confused. There is no clear water trouble, because inadvertently, there is no regret of falling leaves, all because of emptiness. Let go of everything and enjoy the moon at night. Qiu Lai is in the breeze. Life is a dream and a wake-up call!
Tell you a secret, don't sleep the night before the exam, otherwise, you will not be able to sleep during the exam.
24. Don't miss the person you are with now because of novelty.
25. Children, walk on the warm and sticky asphalt road. Don't complain that it is too hot to sleep. Sing with me loudly. You are like a fire in winter. The blazing flame warmed my heart. Every time you sneak up on me, the fire illuminates me. Your big eyes are bright and shining, like the brightest star in the sky. Although I am very happy, I won't tell you that you really like me.
Sleepless mood phrases
1, when a cat walked silently through my night, insomnia began to haunt me.
I love the man who woke me up in the morning, told me to eat at noon, told me to sleep at night, and couldn't sleep and talked with me all night.
I can't sleep. Today, another friend mentioned you. I really can't let go? Now he loves me, but he will never love someone so hard again!
4, insomnia is the pain of breathing, it flows back and forth in the blood, it will hurt if you don't sleep, insomnia will be more painful, and it is the most painful to want to sleep but can't sleep. . .
Although I can't sleep at night, I have to retake the exam tomorrow, but I can't go home for the Mid-Autumn Festival because I have to choreograph for freshmen. I really want to surprise people.
I was so worried that I couldn't sleep all night. Mom told you not to like walking so much. You don't listen to your stomach and always go out for supper with others.
7. I sleep too much during the day and night, and I can't sleep until midnight. I miss our family very much when I can't sleep at night, and I can't take care of my family wholeheartedly, but we are very clever, sensible, cute and smart at a young age. Our family struggles together and grows up happily! I especially look forward to the holiday coming, and I can take our family out for a trip!
8. In the future, you must sleep if you should sleep, eat what you should eat, and eat no matter how busy you are. If you lose your job, you can find another job, but if you lose your health, you really lose everything. Just like every time you catch a cold, you don't know how important it is to be healthy until you can't sleep. I can't imagine how much physical and mental pain those seriously ill patients have to bear and be optimistic. Therefore, no matter how busy you are, you should pay attention to exercise and work and rest regularly.
9. Let yourself forget your difficult situation in the activity, keep a normal mind, keep an enterprising spirit, and be a strong fighter who suffers from insomnia.
10, hey, I still can't sleep. I'm very hungry. . . Reminds me of the story of delivering supper again.
1 1, especially those who like chatting in seconds.
12, insomnia after breaking up. Call him at midnight. He said I was going to bed. Goodbye. I said I couldn't sleep. He said you were selfish. Suddenly wake up.
13, there are too many things to consider! I'm still too irresponsible. I have no confidence in what needs to be decided! Hey, my brain is so confused that I can't sleep! I miss it very much
14,-I can't sleep at night. I called my best friend, but the person who answered the phone was my boyfriend *
15, tell yourself seriously every day. Be sure to go to bed on time from now on. . But at night. I always can't sleep. Because all I can think about is her.
16, I'm exhausted, but I can't sleep. Close your eyes. I really don't know if I'm dreaming or if my tears are real.
17, unable to sleep in the middle of the night, tired, getting more and more pain in the third trimester.
18, in countless sleepless nights, I believe there will be many people; Habitual began to close your eyes, quietly miss a person, miss a face. ..
19, can't sleep late at night, hiding in the room and chatting in the dark. The bed is not warm at all, loneliness brings loneliness, and the pain of emptiness stimulates the soul.
20. I can't sleep and play with my mobile phone. I have to go to the toilet when I feel sleepy. I can't sleep when I go to the toilet.
2 1, insomnia for the first time after induced labor. I don't know if it's sultry weather or I miss the ball too much, so I can't sleep. When it was about to rain, I suddenly wanted to see the stars in the sky, in fact, I wanted to know where the ball would hit.
22. Always let yourself go to bed early, but when you close your eyes, all you can think about is you. When I can't sleep, I toss and turn under the bed with my mobile phone. I want to send you a text message, but I dare not. Looking at your photos over and over again is the sadness of secretly loving someone.
23. What should I do if I suddenly feel refreshed and can't sleep after listening to what others say? No one is chatting with me at this time.
24. I can't sleep at night and can't get up in the morning.
25. I was in a super bad mood, and my good mood was ruined by this stupid bitch. I bought a watch last year, do you know? Ethan? I infected my bad mood to others. I'm sorry Jingjing, I'm so angry. Now, I can't sleep at night. You don't like Lao Tzu today, and Lao Tzu can't afford you to climb the peak tomorrow! Do you know that?/You know what? When I look at your head, it's a bitch. Give it back to me. This is a disgrace to Snoopy. Hehe, you look like a bitch.
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