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1. People are alive and cannot predict the future. Fortunately and unfortunately, we always have to persist until the end to know. Therefore, the quality of life depends on the mentality. If you have a good attitude, bad things will turn into good things; If you have a bad attitude, good things will turn into bad things.

2. An unintentional remark offended a thoughtful person; I went all out at once, but I was doomed. It's not that you think too much, it's that experience has taught you to be silent; It's not that you become too fake, it's that the world has taught you how to protect yourself.

3. No matter how great you think you are, there will always be someone better than you. No matter how unfortunate you feel, there will always be someone more unfortunate than you.

4. In fact, there are many people you can't stay with, and finally you will find fewer and fewer people around you, where the distance is and where the time is. Everyone is growing and changing, and the years have made us more and more silent. How many friendships, in the end, only praise is left.

5. The gap between who you are and what you want to be is what you have done.

6. Being strong by yourself is better than anything else. You know, to find a big tree to enjoy the cool, it is better to plant and support it by yourself. What others have given you may be taken back at any time, and only what you have created will stay.

7. The philosophical sentence with the fastest rise in powder, life is your own, and you don't need to frame your life by other people's standards. If you want to please everyone and meet everyone's standards, you will eventually lose yourself. You can't make everyone satisfied with you, because everyone has different standards.

8, because of choice, you will miss it; Because you miss it, you will lose it; Because it is lost, it will be cherished; You will get it because you cherish it. Everything is like a play. If you don't force it deliberately, there will always be a cause and a result.

9. People on the mountain should not look down on people under the mountain, because one day they will go up the mountain to replace you. People who go up the mountain should not look down on people who go down the mountain, because you are still at the foot of the mountain when he is beautiful.

1. Only those who don't avoid pain and confusion are qualified to talk about optimism and firmness. Life will not be particularly kind to anyone, and sorrow and joy will not be prepared for you alone.

11. If you are not good enough, your contacts are worthless. It is not pursued, but attracted. Only the equivalent exchange can get reasonable help. Although it sounds cold, it is true.

12. If you were stronger inside, you wouldn't listen to the wind and rain. If you know more things, you won't follow suit.

13. Politeness and upbringing are not only dry and thin, but also considerate and considerate of others. This test is not only emotional intelligence, but also your kindness.

14. Be the truest and most beautiful self, follow your heart, don't look back, don't look around, and don't care what others say. Only those who can't compare with you will talk about you; Those who are better than you are too busy to look at you at all.

15. Life is an opportunity, only once. Whoever proofreads the time will suddenly grow old. Of the easiest things in the world, procrastination is the least laborious.

16. People don't need to be too smart in this life, but if you can understand a thing or two, you can live more comfortably. I hope you can really understand these three sentences and be a transparent person.

17. Sometimes, we live very tired, not because life is too mean, but because we are too easily infected by the external atmosphere and influenced by the emotions of others. In fact, you live for yourself, and not many people can keep you in mind.

18. Lies, like lines, are often learned by heart. Truth is like a cough, most of which gushes out when you can't help it.

19. There are too many questions in life that can't be answered, and too many answers don't understand why. Everything has a destiny. What we need to do is to be in prosperity with kindness and to be calm in adversity.

2. Don't believe what others say about loving you and raising you. What's more important is to feel what a person has done for you, especially a woman. It's best to be a pragmatist, depending on actions and results. Whether others support you or not is someone else's business, and it is your own business to work hard. In the end, it is still the same sentence: I am strong enough, and nothing else matters; If you are not strong, you will be afraid of everything. 2

1. I really hope to live in a movie. The next shot is a line of subtitles: years later,, ...

2. You look like you are struggling to make money. Although you are a little embarrassed, you are really beautiful on your own.

3. There was a tsunami in my heart at the moment I saw you, but I stood still and didn't let anyone know.

4. How time flies! It's New Year's Eve again, as if nothing has been done yet. One year has passed, and everyone hopes that the years will be gentle, but who has ever been spared by the years!

5, life, just smile, you are no longer a child, even if you can't hold on, don't cry.

6. Make money well. Without money, what can you do to care for your family, support your love and keep in touch with your friendship? Stop it, everyone is very busy.

7. Although I can't die, I can't find the feeling of being alive.

8. Everything is gone, and I am in the center.

9. Some girls are all smiles on their faces, but their hearts are barren and nothing grows.

1. Try to grow up well, live well, take good care of your parents and family, and hope for peace and happiness.

11. Don't bury yourself in regret. Love yourself and you will succeed.

12. In this fickle world, time is the biggest thief.

13. Time will tell us that simple love lasts the longest, ordinary company is the most reassuring, and people who know you are the warmest.

14. What's the use of being good? You won't be sad just the same.

15, because tomorrow can be expected, so don't give up in this life.

16. Live seriously, cherish every little touch, watch the flowers bloom and fall, laugh at the clouds, laugh at the dust in the years with a calm mind, and collect the warmth in every ordinary day!

17, I admire a person: don't say hard words, don't do soft things. The attitude should be amiable, and the work should be car-scrapping.

18. If you don't push yourself, you have no idea how good you are.

19, love is very simple, three points like, seven points cherish.

2, there is a kind of single, just waiting for someone, waiting for the right person.

21. What you lost never really belonged to you, so don't regret it.

22. I hope that in a simple life, I will have more time for happiness, slow down my years and companionship, and be happy, happy and safe.

23. Being gentle and measured, giving in moderately, being kind without losing edges and corners, being enthusiastic and still having an attitude, the adult world always learns to be strong in no hurry.

24. I quite like myself now. I can restrain my emotions and pretend to be fine. Although I will be weak and collapse at night, I can still smile at everything after dawn.

25. Everyone wishes you happiness. I only wish you to travel around the mountains and rivers and feel that the world is worth it.

26. I hope I can live a happier and more casual life in the future. I only associate with comfortable people and don't compete with stupidity and coercion.

27. Don't tell all secrets when you are happy, and don't talk about privacy when you are angry.

28. May you have the courage to advance one inch; There is also a calm step back!

29. There are too many sad things. I want to take a break and move on.

3. I was so stupid when I was a child that I was looking forward to growing up.

31. You pretend you don't understand, and I pretend to be relaxed. If you miss it, you will miss it. People always have a little character.

32. It is said that girls are made of water, gentle and won't lose their temper. So am I, but I am a sprite, so I have to hold it, and I can't shake it or break it off, otherwise it will be easy to explode. 3

1. Don't please people who don't love you; People who don't miss you, don't bother; Don't pester people who don't love you; Don't remember those who don't like you. For the rest of your life, love yourself, don't waste your life and owe others.

2. Life is not so unfair, and all success comes from doing it; All outstanding people are forced out; All the easy life is made.

3. There will always be times when you feel that you can't hold on, and every time you have to clean up your mood and start over. You can only get stronger, get through it and get better if you get through it again and again.

4. Don't be too mean to those who love you. Few people have been really nice to you all their lives. How many people wake up when everything will be lost: love is generous and cannot be consumed excessively. Everyone has a temper and bears all the anger for you, just because that person loves you more than you do.

5. Never regret the road you chose. Life is like taking a train. No matter how beautiful the scenery is, it will retreat. The time that passes and the people you meet will eventually drift away, and it is always you who move forward.

6. When you are a cat, remember that your goal is to be a tiger. When you become a tiger, don't forget that you used to be a cat. Have a high attitude and a low attitude. Don't underestimate others, let alone overestimate yourself.

7, some things, you really don't see clearly, see clearly, heartache; Some people, you really don't understand, understand, injury. Life is a kind of confusion, a vague, unclear, confused and vague. Everything is too serious, bitter heart, tired of themselves.

8. The most popular personality sentence is Tik Tok's short sentence. When you were young, you wanted to understand everything, because you always felt that if you didn't understand something, it was the panic of life. Later, when I was old, I discovered that panic was youth. If you don't panic, you will lose your youth.

9. hope for the best, do your best, prepare for the worst and hold the best attitude. Remember what should be remembered, forget what should be forgotten, change what can be changed, and accept what is true. The sun is always new and every day is a beautiful day.

1. No man can fool around and win the appreciation of women. Moreover, no woman can be lazy and get the respect of a man. Therefore, it is better to bury your head in running your own business, and don't waste your time on unrealistic things. Without grievances, there will be no growth.

11. If there are good apples and bad apples, you should eat the good ones first and throw away the bad ones. If you eat the bad ones first, the good ones will go bad, and you will never eat the good ones, and so will life.

12, life is not so much poetry and distance, some are more bumpy and helpless. Don't complain while doing nothing. Learn to be down-to-earth, but also know how to take things as they are.

13. Don't care too much about some people and things. Let nature take its course and face it with the best attitude. Everyone's personality has some unacceptable parts, even the best people. So don't be hard on others and don't blame yourself. Roses have thorns because they are roses.

14. Being angry is to punish yourself for what others have done wrong. When something goes wrong in your life, don't be dissatisfied and resentful, and don't be bitter and depressed. You have to face both blessings and disasters, and good and bad will pass.

15. There are three great blessings in life: a false alarm, recovery after a long separation. There are three great misfortunes in life, a false alarm is not a dream, but it is useless to get it back, and a long separation is a passerby.

16. People should be self-reliant, but they don't have to kill themselves; People should have self-love, but not narcissism; People should have self, but need not be selfish; People should have self-esteem, but they don't have to have self-esteem; People should be self-reliant, but don't have to be autistic; People should be self-disciplined, but they don't have to be self-disciplined.

17. Life always likes to tease us. When you are desperate, flash a spark of hope for you to see, so that you can't give up; When you are calm, you will be suddenly bumped, so that you can't be too happy.

18. Don't deny yourself at will, and don't encourage yourself at random. When you become more and more accustomed to being honest with your heart, you will be less and less trapped by rules and regulations, and you will feel your true heart more and more.

19. If you are sad all day, you will naturally have a bitter face. When you look angry, you will certainly generate resentment; You are optimistic and kind, and of course you are kind-hearted. Philosopher said: Before the age of 1, my parents gave me my appearance, and after the age of 3, I made my own appearance. -expression is an instant appearance, and appearance is a frozen expression.

2. Don't control the pressure. We don't need to follow the time. We just need to follow the mentality and ability, follow the fate, try our best, achieve our destiny, have a clear conscience, and leave the rest to heaven.

21. Mood, though not the whole of life, can influence the whole of life. In a good mood, everything is fine; In a bad mood, everything is out of order. Some people lose, often not to others, but to their own mood. A bad mood demeans one's image, lowers one's ability, confuses one's thinking, affects one's confidence, and thus loses to oneself.