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Server joke
No heavyweight portal platform will be used. Boom dropped his own server, which is hype, unnecessary, uneconomical and risky.
1. Douban server crashed again? 165438+1October 10. If you open Douban APP on the mobile terminal, you will find that the home page is blank, and white characters indicate that there is a problem with the network. However, when you open other software, everything goes as usual. It's useless to refresh it again. If the user logs out, he cannot log in to the account. If you think the APP is broken, uninstall the watercress, but it still doesn't help.
Then you look it up on the internet and suddenly find out.
Oh, it turns out that Douban's server crashed again. ?
Second, Douban server crash is not for hype. After discovering that Douban server crashed again, some netizens voiced on Weibo. Douban server crashed for hype, right? ?
This sentence was jokingly posted by other netizens, which made many netizens mistakenly think that Douban really crashed the server for hype.
But how is that possible?
First of all, it is not uncommon for Douban server to crash. Almost every month, Douban server will? Pull the switch? At least once, sometimes even often? Pull the switch? No portal platform will come like this? Speculation? Yes
Secondly, Douban is one of the most important portal platforms for movies, books and other fields in China. There is no need to use it. Pull the switch? This kind of grandstanding means to hype, if really done, can only be said to be a waste of time.
Third, Douban's frequent server failures will only make advertisers question its business ability. In the long run, it will cause serious damage to its income source, and it is even more impossible to rely on it. Pull the switch? The hype is coming.
Third, it is strongly recommended that Douban upgrade the server. Douban server crashed for hype, right? Some netizens, the starting point may be: Douban frequently crashes the server, is it to speculate on the poor Douban, so that everyone wants to donate money to Douban to upgrade the server?
Although I subconsciously think this guess is very reliable, my reason tells me that this is of course just a joke.
In any case, Douban is strongly recommended to upgrade the server. After all, the server always turns on and off, which always affects the user experience.
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