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The whole story of the bomb joke

Author: doctor

The first chapter ghost Shu prequel

Update time 2010-8-814: 49: 51word count: 3704.

A gentleman urinated, and now he is anonymous. He was a good friend in middle school. After years of separation, the news gradually disappeared. A few days ago, I happened to recall one of his old cartoons called "Bomb Joke", but he hid the picture without pretending, hoping to learn from it in order to spread his works. Although the writing is humble and ridiculous, I think I have the ambition to check it so that my masterpiece will not be lost.

My classmate Gui Shu is a legend.

What's the name of this strange man? I have forgotten it for a long time. I only remember that his surname is Shu. There is also a nickname called "Urine Ze". So everyone called him Shu Niaoze. After many years, Tuba was unknown.

Brother Niazawa probably thinks this nickname is indecent, and boasts that he has a nickname called "Uncle Ghost", which has been used for many years.

Ghost Shu was different when he was born. It was dark and stormy. The arrangement of dark clouds is like the word "heaven and earth" This man is born with thick hair and a beard on his face. He saw that his chest hair was catkin-like, shaped like auspicious clouds, and the breeze blew and shook like a god. There is an English letter "A" and "V" on the palm of the baby's left and right hands. At first glance, it looks like ink. But the towel was wiped with water, and the handwriting did not fade, which amazed the viewer. They said, "Is this English initiative or victory?" . Forty-nine days later, the words faded away, and at one time it was an anecdote.

According to "Biography of the Tale of the Ghost Shu", "Ghost Shu is a member of the Northern Leg School, whose predecessor was Jiangxi. Forty-five years after the bomb (1994), Guishu was born in Beijing. Born with a beard and full hair, he can talk and say' very yellow and violent'. The family is very strange, and both male and female medical care are afraid to look close. "

A bold nurse is curious. When she looked closely at the four bodies of Ghost Shu, she saw his yellow teeth, black lips and muscles.

Call me if you have any questions.