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Fairy tales of ostrich murder

One spring morning, the wolf knocked on the door of the animal police station. It reported the murder on the beach to the black bear police officer.

"Last night, my son Little Grey Wolf and I went for a walk at the seaside and saw Mrs Ostrich resting there. The naughty son knows from the story that an ostrich will bury its head in the sand regardless of its head and tail when it is in danger. So, we went to grab ostrich eggs. Unexpectedly, this guy didn't drill into the sand, but rushed up and scratched my eyes. My son's little gray wolf was also caught in a big hole. It's a pity. " The wolf said intermittently, "I ran hard just to get my desperate strength back!" " "

"What? Can Mrs. ostrich kill the little gray wolf? " The black bear officer shook his head and said, "Go to the forensic doctor first to see who hurt you."

"The ostrich has short wings and a stupid body. It can't fly. How can it chase you? " The golden monkey police officer also raised questions.

However, the forensic doctor examined the eye injury of the wolf and the "hole" in the wolf's stomach, and confirmed that it was probably an ostrich. As long as it stretches out its strong legs and pushes hard, it can kick the little gray wolf to the ground, and its sharp and hard toes may completely open a fatal hole in the wolf's stomach.

Facing the forensic identification provided by the wolf, the black bear police officer had to summon Mrs. ostrich.

"I killed the little gray wolf? Scratched the wolf? It' s really a bloody mouth! " Mrs ostrich is tall and strong. She is about two meters long and more than two meters tall. She has a bare neck, no scarf and a white coat.

"Yes, it killed my son that night!" The wolf gnashed his teeth with hate and really wanted to rush up and kill it with sharp teeth, but at the sight of Mrs. ostrich's "iron claws", he shrank back, but his eyes still shone with revenge.

"In the evening? Big joke! Dear police officer, my wife was hatching eggs! " Mr. ostrich dressed in black defended his wife.

"I'm so fat, 150 kg, can I run? Can you chase wolves? Officer Black Bear, can you believe it? " Mrs. ostrich said solemnly.

The wolf was speechless.

The black bear police officer discussed with the golden monkey for a long time, but he couldn't get more powerful evidence, so he had to let Mrs. ostrich go.

"Don't be fooled by the ostrich's lies!" Mrs. ostrich was stopped by the panda doctor who had just entered the door before she went out. "Female ostriches don't hatch eggs at night. This is her husband's job: although the ostrich has a big trunk and a heavy body, it can cross eight meters in one step and the top speed can reach 90 kilometers per hour. "

"ah!" Everyone was dumbfounded. Officer Black Bear and Golden Monkey immediately detained Mrs. Ostrich. And the wolf happily hugs Dr. Panda.