The funniest joke in World War II.

When it comes to the invaders of World War II, the first thing people think of is Nazi Germany and Japanese fascism, but many people ignore that they actually have another teammate, that is Italy.

& ltImg class="pgc-img-caption "Italy seems to be the background board of World War II. For the Italian army, they came to play, not to fight. How funny is Italy?

First: try to surrender.

In the Battle of Sicily, Americans dropped a large number of leaflets, which clearly read: This is a "surrender book", the Italians surrendered, and the Allies guaranteed their safety and food. To the surprise of the US military, within three days, many Italian soldiers came with surrender books and asked shyly, "Is the surrender book true?" The us military informed: of course it is true. After that, I intentionally surrendered to the army with a surrender letter every day. In addition, some Italian troops came to the American army to ask for surrender.

& ltImg class="pgc-img-caption "Second: You can't open the ammunition box without a crowbar.

On the battlefield in Central Africa, 500 Italian soldiers defended an airport with concrete fortifications and a lot of ammunition. The attackers were more than 400 British troops without heavy weapons. To the surprise of the British, Italy surrendered after they fired a few shots. After the Italian officer was captured, he said ironically, "Without crowbars, we can't open those damn ammunition boxes."

& ltImg class="pgc-img-caption "Third: cooking spaghetti with a helmet in wartime.

A British team raided a stronghold in Italy. As a result, the British occupied the position with no effort, because the Italians were unprepared, because the Italian army wore helmets and cooked spaghetti with precious fresh water.

Fourth: the head gun killed Marshal by mistake.

Marshal Barbo of Italy is the father of the Italian Air Force and one of the core leaders of fascism. He was appointed by Mussolini as his successor, but such a figure was killed by his own soldiers. 1On June 28th, 940, his plane returned from patrol and was shot down by anti-aircraft guns on Italian naval warships, and the marshal was killed on the spot. In order to cover up this embarrassing incident, the Italians threw the pot to Britain and announced that the marshal was killed in the air battle with the British.

Fifth, establish your own prison camp and close yourself off.

On the battlefield in North Africa, 5,000 Italian troops were ambushed and even surrendered by 100 British troops. Because there are too many prisoners of war, the British don't have many prison camps, so they can only let the Italians build their own prison camps and lock themselves up.

& ltImg class="pgc-img-caption "It is impossible for the Italian army to fight, and it is impossible to fight in this life. The ammunition box will not be pried open, so that spaghetti can survive. I feel like I'm back at home in a prison camp. It's much better in a prison camp than at home!