Pupils cross talk in the New Year, in the sixth grade! Super short and funny!

Tell the story of the students themselves in Tianjinwei.

Zhan Hao, a strange boy, gives people the impression that he is steady, honest and frank, cold and handsome, with a little chic, and cherishes himself too much, which is crucial. However, a careful taste, from his eyes and corners of the mouth, can realize a lot of pranks, a lot of pranks.

"hey! Let's go. " God knows who he is greeting.

(Laughter) Fool, here we are. I saw Jim carrying a plastic bag with five bottles of water in it. Love of drinking water is one of his unique characters. )

Yang Hegao: You! J: Why? Yang, Gao: Take the rag! Let's go Your value lies in this rag.

Come on, Zhan Hao's rag. Wipe it casually. Shoe shoes. (just saying)

J: OK, come on.

(classmate "big brother" comes in from the outside. Not at all. There is nothing in my schoolbag, notebook and pencil box. Panic and confusion)

Big Brother: What time is it? (Next answer: 8: 15) Sleep! (Fell asleep on the table)

Yang: Look at this big brother. He will sleep when he comes. This is very interesting.

J: Hey, where's Wang Chao? (I see Wang Chao's schoolbag, but no one is there) (Wang Chao slams into the door and shouts loudly)

Wang Chao: Where have I been before? ? (Breakfast in Wang Chao-Steak, Crab, Scrambled Eggs with Pickles and Pepper, Kelp, Carrots and Shredded Cucumber) Who stole my breakfast! I couldn't find it earlier.

Yang: Ha, it's early in the morning. Complaint case Zhan: Who provoked who. (Wang Chao sees Zhan Hao beckoning him to clear the table himself)

Wang Chao: (With his eyes and hands, he motioned and asked Zhan Hao to clean the table. Zhan Hao gave him a spoon, but it was still a rag.

Zhan: Just like those people in schools for the deaf, they can only gesture but can't speak. Wang Chao: Clean it up quickly. The legs of the table rub against the back of the chair. This is exercise for you. If you want to be a waiter in the future and apply, the boss will ask you if you have any work experience. Tell him then that I clean the table for our classmates every day. (Zhan Hao finished) Very good, not bad. (Shouting) Who the fuck kidnapped me! ? Give it to me quickly, and I may forgive him.

Zhan: Stop yelling. It's like buying an evening paper.

(At this point, Liu Song came to the class, short stature. Behavior is crazy and weird. I like singing and dancing when I'm free. I sang and danced intently until I could bear it no longer. People gave me the nickname "you damn fool1"-meaning different from normal people, as if I had been cultivated in the underworld. This is not! Cheerfully singing Jay Chou's nunchakus came along. )

Willow pine throat Howl! Howl! Ha ha! Nunchakus, nunchakus! "Zhan Hao, can you give me a glass of water?" There are many people around, smiling, as if there were hints. )

Zhan Hao: (Laughter) Yes, here you are. Pass him the kettle, and Liu Song skips back to his seat. )

Yang: (staring at the water bottle in Liu's hand) Don't close the window. The wind was so strong that no one touched the water bottle and it was blown away. (Beating Yang with his hand, Yang says to him with indifference) Hey, who were you talking to just now? Why are you talking to yourself?

Zhan Hao: Hey? I don't know what's going on. I can't see anyone by listening to the sound.

G: We can't see anyone. Him, you bastard! (Tap and high respectively)

Liu Song: You are energetic, and so are you. (The black-and-blue Gao Zhan seems to respond) "Why did I feel something touch me just now? Me too. " (At this moment, Wang Chao hasn't found his breakfast yet, and seems to shout at the top of his lungs. )

Wang Chao: I'm tired of this. Why is a good set of scrambled egg cakes missing? !

Liang Xiaoyan: (to Zhan Hao) Doraemon! I'm worried, but I haven't changed Wang Chao for another one. Zhan Hao: That's very kind of you.

("Marketing" class, Miss Zhou, Miss Zhou came in. Her nickname is "Dead Ghost 2"-her behavior is abnormal and her lectures are lifeless. Standing at the door)

Miss Zhou: Sit tight. It's time for class. Take a big newspaper and wrap it in a textbook and lesson plan. Zhan Hao: There's class again. Yang: Where can you see people? She is a dead ghost. Zhan: You forget that this is still "broadcast teaching"! Ask only the voice, not the people. Oh, no, computer chips. Every time I come to class, I have to go to the academic affairs office to get a CD. Yang: Senior engineer, our school costs 2,500 yuan a year, which is really worth it. What advanced technologies have we used?

Zhan Hao: Not only the radio, but also the blackboard is fully automatic. Chalk can write by itself. Wang: (almost screaming) My breakfast! ~ (Liu smiles insidiously at Wang Chao)

Zhu: Super daughter-in-law, look at the lecture table. (Wang Chao goes straight to the lecture table and opens a pile of old books. Sure enough, pies and scrambled eggs are here. )

Wang Chao: Finally. (I still won't stop) No matter who did it, it was an abuse to the whole family. I despise him! (seated)

(Mr. Zhou is giving a lecture on the stage, and no one listens at all. Playing cards, chatting and checkers, everything; Her old man talked about marketing, and that class was really as lively as the market. We have classes with other people out of sheer humanitarianism. Have pity on her. What can we do? It's not easy to earn some money at this age. Put up with it)

Zhan: (to Yang) Tell it yourself and listen to it yourself. None of us listens to her. Don't you entertain yourself? This teacher is purely a decoration, no different from the nature of indoor sculpture.

G: Hi, I didn't even bring my book. Yang: Oh, this teacher teaches our class, doesn't she? I don't remember anything. Does she teach? Does she teach? Zhan: Marketing. Yang: We also have marketing courses! I didn't know it had been so long since school started. Suddenly, the classroom door opened and no one was there for the time being. Just a moment, Liu Bin and Chen Guang came in. They are late. ) Miss Zhou: Why did they go?

Wang Chao: What about the teacher's mental retardation? Isn't it obvious that they are late?

Miss Zhou: Why are you late? How many times have you been late?

Liu: It's a pity that you missed the bus. Miss Zhou: (to Chen Guang) What about you?

Chen: It's foggy outside today, and we're lost.

(burst into laughter)

Miss Zhou: Pay attention next time. Go home.

(Two people sit down)

Chen: (Yes) Crazy! Did you clean my chair?

Zhan: Come on, Wang Chao has been on it several times. Chen: Bad luck. Go away. Wang: (Wang and Chen sit at the same table) How many hours do you play?

Chen: I arrived in Fairview at 6: 30, almost three hours later.

Wang: Is "Wanmo Valley" closed?

Chen: Yes! I also picked up the "Zijin helmet" and "Wang Zijian"; Liu Bin sold a "magic ring"-6 million pounds.

Wang: Fool, after a few more customs clearance, we can get150,000 yuan at most. Last time the root was like this. Not easy to sell!

Chen: Really? You didn't tell me earlier. I bought gem ring and Shengjia for 500,000 yuan and sold them in the training city.

W: How much is it? Chen: Four million. Liu: (Right) Don't listen to him. At that time, Master Sima's "Guardian Knife" only sold for 1 10,000.

Wang: (Yes) Haven't you been to the "Lake of Fire"? ...

Zhou: Students who just came in, it's already late. Stop it.

Zhan: (to Yang) When outsiders listen, millions of people log in every day! I thought it was a big deal. It's actually an online game.

Yang: To tell the truth, our class took advantage of the money! Liu Song! It costs hundreds of millions to take out a ticket. Ghost ticket!

Wang: Ha ha ha ha ha ha! He went to the market to buy things and gave people money, but they couldn't find it. It is not enough to sell it all.

Liu Song: You're talking nonsense again! You wait. Wang: Who is talking to me here? I can't see him.

Zhan and Yang: Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Liu Song: That's all you can do.

Yang: Of course! How dare you? You can cast spells in the underworld. Why else would you want to die? You are fine in the sun.

Zhan, Gao, Wang and Chen: Hahahahaha! Still a ghost

(Everyone is too happy to shoot together. )

Yang: Look, he is speechless. (of willow pine)

(The noise alarmed the teacher)

The teacher reprimanded: I was careless in class ... stop it.

J: Oh, yes. Make you laugh.

(burst into laughter)

Chen: (Grafting) I can't control this wife. Open your mouth and ask someone for a bike.

J: Thank you! Fate.

Chen: Look at him thanking us.

Liu Bin: Teacher, ignore them. They are newly transferred from Tieling, Liaoning Province, northeast of China.

Chen: Is it yours? You were transferred from the steamed stuffed bun shop!

Wang: I changed it, starting with steamed bread. Now it is a pet dog. Alas! Dabin! Get down.

Liu: Smelly and uneducated! Wait after class.

Wang: OK, OK, stop fooling around and say there is no teacher!

The teacher told Wang Chao to stand up when he saw that he was making the most noise. )

Miss Zhou: Wang Chao.

Wang: Hey, who called me? (People around you laugh knowingly)

Yang: You are so funny.

Zhou: (for Wang Chao personally and for the whole class) I can tell you that this course is compulsory. If you fail, you have to pay a make-up exam fee, 20 yuan. Please sit down first.

(Wang Chao takes a seat)

Yang: There seems to be a voice criticizing Wang Chao just now.

Wang: Actually, I stood up with my pants up. I don't know which voice called my name.

Zhou: Don't forget, if you pay 20, ah.

J: Hey, it's cheap.

(Laughter)

Wang: Speaking of cheap, I saw an old man buy matches this morning and asked someone else. That talent 1 point, no matter how cheap it is, I don't think the seller can find any money to find him.

Yang: Yes, going to the toilet is cheaper than others. Tell people I brought my own newspaper. Very cheap. Fifty cents for thirty cents.

Wang: I want to buy ink here. Tell people it's cheap and cheap. I can't bottle it, so I bring my own plastic bag.

Gao Yang became more and more shy, from shyness to anger.

Zhan: In that case, people buy cakes that are highly respected. They are cheap and cheap. No cream.

Yang: He went to a restaurant for dinner and ordered shredded pork with fish flavor. Cheap and cheap. Don't put the meat aside. A dish of shredded carrots.

Wang: People buy oranges. Very cheap. Just orange peel.

Zhan: It's very cheap to buy lamps. No Chuk.

Yang: Buy steamed cakes. They are cheap and have no stuffing. Bought steamed bread.

Wang: I want to buy a notebook. Very cheap. It is bare and has no pages.

Zhan: It's cheap to buy books. There is no page number. You can turn it yourself and count the money.

Yang: Buy a ruler. Cheap and without scale.

Wang: Buy a cotton-padded jacket and tell the boss it's cheap. No cotton. Change your own windbreaker.

Zhan: When people watch The Roar of Lions, they all say it's cheap, not cheap.

Zhan: By the way, I told the teacher that it was cheap and cheap. I didn't want a teacher, so I taught myself.

Yang: What else? He bought a game board and half a strip. It's cheap, and there are no guns in it! When the robber comes, slap him in the mouth.

Wang: He bought "Red Alert", which is cheap and not "big money".

Zhan: You must have special seats and seat belts to ride the roller coaster in the amusement park. Otherwise, the car will turn over and fall. It is cheaper for him to go with others, so I don't need a seat belt. I'll just bring my own brake.

Yang: Playing the "jungle rat" express again. Levin said it was cheap. I won't drive your car. I skate on the track on my own roller skates.

G: (furious) You want to die.

Yang: I still have a temper. Do you? Great! I drink alone at home and blow with others. My mother drank it ~

Wang: He raised the "Big Sorghum" bottle and shouted at the 1 19 fire truck: Oh, take a taxi! The fire brigade was in a hurry, so they took a big water gun and sprayed it on him.

Yang: Tell people, guys, wait a minute. I take soap to take a bath.

Zhan: This is no joke. (People) Gao Yang finished drinking, went to the supermarket to buy things, and went to the silver counter to tell (v.) others that I want to swipe my card! Dad, take out your phone card and pay the bill! Gao Yang leveled the seam of the credit card machine, wondering why I couldn't pay the bill.

Wang: We never thought that Levin would be like this. Go to the amusement park to play bungee jumping. I should have tied a 50-meter rope to jump from top to bottom, but Levin knew the park ranger and tied me to jump with 100 meter.

G: I can't kill you! (i.e. start work)

Yang: Well, let's not talk big. It should be said that it is Yin Yanbo.

(Wang Chao hits Hache)

Zhan: I'm sleepy. Take a newspaper and sleep on the ground.

Chen: Here are your sneakers, as pillows. Wang: Go and play!

Yang: Look at Yin Yanbo's hairstyle today. It's like a chicken nest.

Chen: He is Yin Yanbo-Chicken Neck! Big chicken neck!

Wang: Actually, Yin Yanbo gets up early every day. She is always late because she has a perm for two hours.

Zhan: Perm, fake headgear!

Wang: During the Chinese New Year, take a fake headgear to the French gallery, say goodbye and give me an inch board. Your hair is good enough when people shave their heads.

Zhan: I also asked someone to give me some oil after shaving.

Wang: Besides, Yin Yanbo wants to go to McDonald's, so he pushes them in. Without asking anything else, he would shout to the waiter: Give me a bowl of Lamian Noodles! Zhan: I haven't been to McDonald's once in 800 years, but I finally went there once. I was supposed to be invisible, but now it's endless.

Yang: When the bike is repaired, ask somebody else's master to repair this mobile phone for me. Wang: Master is hard of hearing, but he doesn't understand. He thinks he will change the front axle. He will change the front axle of the mobile phone in the future! Ha ha ha ha ha! Hahaha! Ha ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Yang: It's only fresh on his birthday! Their family can't afford Hollywood and San Xilin cakes. Wang: He bought a scrap newspaper from a stall, which said "Make him a birthday cake". At first glance, the stall is not as big as a cake! Ha ha!

Yang: No, he can't even afford a stall. People buy whole cut cakes as cakes. Ha ha ha ha ha ha! I couldn't afford birthday candles, so I picked up the leftover incense from the temple and put it on the cake. Wang: There is a snowball beside it.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha!

Also, Yin Yanbo eats noodles with her family. I didn't think the board was wide enough, so I rolled it with a press. Blow it back to others: this noodle is well cooked. "

Class is over.

(Liang Xiaoyan and other girls are busy inviting Zhan Hao to fetch water for them. ) Zhan Wei! Draw water! What do you think of this scene? It's like snapping up treasury bills. Wang Chao: Next time, did you see the shopping cart in the supermarket? You take one, put all the water bottles in the class, and push them one by one after filling them, which saves you such a strange trouble. Zhan Hao: Then I'm like delivering a box lunch on the train.

Liu Song skipped to Zhan Hao again: Can you go to fetch water with me? Zhan Hao: OK, let's go together. Liu Song: OK, I'll put on my coat. Yang: (seeing his coat and being sarcastic) Look, the wind is strong enough! Look, the whole winter coat is blown out. Oh, the hat exploded, too! Ok, the scarf is blown up, too! Everyone: Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Liu Song: You are sick! ? Everyone: (sneering) Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Hahaha! Yang: OK, OK, let's go. (To Zhan Hao) Hold the kettle, no one is following. Just you, be careful everywhere. Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Still a ghost, everyone seems to be enjoying a live drama: haha! Ha! Hahaha!

The ten-minute break passed quickly.

The second class was last week's teacher's class. As soon as the bell rang, everyone returned to their places, and sat down one by one like birds returning to their nests. I sat down, but my mouth was not idle. Tremble, quack, quack, quack. Even if Mr. Zhou was admitted, everyone ignored him. No matter how good-tempered and gentle Miss Zhou is, she can't stand it. "Don't talk, Ben, you know! How can you talk so much? We can still talk about it as teachers. "

Jane doe: "how fresh, you can tell us." How many years have we been talking? "

Ha ha. Wang Chao: My sister loves to play. Yang Gang: Hey, just kidding. Is she joking with Gao Yang? ? Zhan Hao: Actually, we are all very happy. Just looking. Is this still like a class? Catching up with the teahouse is still lively.

Yang: What's the matter with the teahouse? Bathhouse! Wang: Yes, when we have class tomorrow, bring the hot water from the boiler room to our classroom, press a watering can and build a big pool. Books and pencil boxes in other people's schoolbags. Open our schoolbags and see what soap, towels and shampoo are. I put on shower gel in class.

Everyone: Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Zhan Hao: Doesn't that count? Let Yang Gang move their restaurant here-open a restaurant in the bathhouse! Yang: Ha! Then we will add instant-boiled mutton to our family. Hot pot is so spicy that even the pot is saved. Rinse directly in the pool.

Zhan Hao: We also need some jiaozi, Yuanxiao and noodles. It's also easy. They are all cooked in the pool. When jiaozi is mature, there is no need to put them in a colander. We can catch them with fishing nets. No one can't do it. One pot comes out.

At this time, a female voice like a silver bell interrupted the boys' chatting: "Zhan Hao, Wang Chao and Chen Guang, after school this afternoon, everyone must go out for dinner. Wang Ying and Jeff in our class have been assigned jobs, and they will leave tomorrow. You must go! Hey, Yang Gang, are you two going? " "Okay, okay." Yang Hegao paid attention to the rules outside according to Lao Tianjinwei, and politely declined: "Thank you, thank you, we have work to do, so we won't go." Its authentic wording of old Tianjin Wei's mixed affairs is unacceptable.

Wang: I began to cope with eating at such a young age. Chen Guang: I'm tired of eating anything. Yang: Speaking of eating, meeting, class reunion, summer vacation is coming, and people are not going to take Yin Yanbo. I told Yin Yanbo, let's do everything, him! I can't leave, I want to eat today. Don't be serious. I really have a meal. I will go to Zhang zhen's home later, and everyone will wait for me. Ha ha! As a result, he went by himself until people didn't even enter the gate. Zhang zhen's mother said, "The students left early." None of his business! Hahaha! He is also very serious, don't delay my dinner, people are still waiting for me, competing with the real thing. Zhan Hao: Fortunately, he is not enthusiastic. Otherwise, he would have gone there to order food by himself, booked a table, and the last person didn't go. That's great.

Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha! Ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! G: I'm surprised that the jobs recommended by the school these times are all female students. Zhan Hao: Yes, nowadays, it is easier for girls to find jobs than boys. "Cool Wang Baochuan ..." Sing it again.

Yang: Actually, it's better to open a restaurant with my younger brothers after graduation, and make more money than anything else. G: Cooking should have its own characteristics. Wang: Who is not fresh? Eat a sweet and sour pistachio.

Zhan Hao: Sweet and sour rice crust. G: Fried noodle tea, fish-flavored crispy rice and Kung Pao wonton. Yang: Kung Pao spicy noodles, fried bananas and fried kiwifruit. Wang: There are fish fillets. Let's eat cheese. Slide apples, coffee and butterscotch. Chen Guang: Fried pork chop, let's have an orange petal.

Zhan: Soft-fried grapes, tomatoes, persimmons and cracked pot tenderloin have all been replaced by cracked pot strawberries. Yang: Stewed chocolate, ribs with cream and stewed mutton with cantaloupe. Wang: And some cold dishes and fruit bowls. Whole carrot, orange peel, sprinkle a handful of coriander, and put a Chinese cabbage shuttlecock in the middle. Take bean curd with soy sauce and a bowl of Flammulina velutipes. Our restaurant is opened like this, and few people eat it. Newspapers and TV stations are all here.

Zhan Hao: Eating is not cheap now. Last time I went to a western restaurant with my dad, I spent 125 yuan.

Wang: Nonsense, that's a western restaurant. Your family used it as a dog food restaurant. You need a big table and chopsticks clips. You don't even need a knife and fork. People go to eat western food, you know, just a few dishes are finished, and you order a big table of dishes. That's cheap!

Yang: You said that this man wanted his grandmother, grandfather, grandfather, grandmother, father and mother to die at the same time in one day. So what? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! You have to wear a black ring, but your arms are not full. Seen from a distance, I am wearing a white jacket and two black sleeves.

Wang: Sails can't be played like trees. Ha ha ha ha ha! It was a grand funeral.

Yang: The key point is that when it comes to "sending cold clothes on October 1st", it will be troublesome. Others can burn it for a while. He has to burn all night. He is too busy. Which one to burn, and this one. Hahaha! Everybody: You are so fucking bad. Hahaha! Ha ha ha ha! Ha! Ha ha!

G: one day.

Yang: Hi, someone in our class has actually experienced it. (alluding to Liu Song) Ha ha ha ha. Damn it! Liu Song gave Yang Gang a push with his hand and almost didn't push him into Levin's arms. Yang Gang: (looking at Liu Song) Why do you keep pushing me ... (I think this is not quite right, so I changed my mind) (first turn to Levin) Don't keep dragging me! Levin: I'm not holding you back! Yang Gang: No way. There's no one here either. If you don't drag me, who else will? Levin: Oh … sorry, sorry, maybe I pulled it out.

Liu Song: "Are you endless? Hey, who was talking just now? He also learned to insult others. ) I didn't see anyone. " G: "He is talking about others. Who can see him! " Liu Song: "Who's talking here? I don't see anyone? " Wang Chao smiled when he saw the scene: Haha, everyone is a ghost! Chen guang: "clear! Who laughs so loudly? I can't see anyone. " Zhan Hao: Ha ha ha! Wang Chao: "Are you happy? ? What's that noise? Obviously no one. " Zhan Hao: "Come on, come on. I won't answer you, I have done my homework. " Take a pen and do your homework. Chen Guang: "Oh, will this move by itself?" Zhan Hao: (to Chen Guang) "I can't see you!" Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! Ha! Ha! Wang Chao: "Let's just say there are few people in this class. It's all ghosts! I am sitting in this row of tables and chairs. " Zhan Hao: "The classroom has been changed into a serial studio." Hahaha!

The teacher really can't stand it. The voices of his classmates drowned out his own voice. She also gradually found that her classmates didn't take him seriously, so she threw the book on the table! : "I don't talk! It's not over yet! ? Is this a course? ! What happened to you today? " Wang Chao: "I was shocked today." . hahaha. Chen Guang: This is too much. Why is it so noisy? Just say there is no teacher. The teacher is still a ghost, invisible and intangible.

The teacher went on to say, "In this case, you can do the problem." Say, what problem did Miss Zhou ask you to do? It is the teacher's responsibility that the classroom order cannot be maintained. But in China, our teachers are poor, so you can find your own way-the easiest way is to arrange the children to do the problems. Do the problem, do the problem, do the problem again, turn over the book mountain, cross the sea of exams, catch the moon in idolization, and baptize me with the test paper. Suddenly, when I looked back, the man was already in the dim light. Hey, what a mess. After sending many questions in a class, the children gave the correct answers after they finished. He saved the trouble and got so much money by the end of the month.

Everyone has no choice but to obey her. Stop it, this trick still doesn't work. Soon, the students are busy asking questions, and they are as quiet as ever. Chen Guang was also dishonest while writing a question: "Our class will be rated as an excellent class group, and it is still so quiet without the supervision of teachers." Teacher Zhou walked around and saw the blazing sun shining into the classroom through the completely unobstructed window, which made people unable to open their eyes and had endocrine disorders.

He asked Yang Gang, "Don't you always have curtains in your class? Get more sun. " Yang Gang: "Ah." Answer a word, no more, no less, simple and simple. Teacher Zhou: "Actually, I told your monitor that everyone in the class chipped in to buy a curtain. It can't cost thirty or forty dollars, so many people in the class can pay one or two. "

Zhan Hao: "One or two dollars per person is not enough. There are only a few people in the class. "

Ga ga! Ga ga! Quack quack! Ha ha! Hahaha! Ha ha! Hahaha! A burst of hearty laughter, which teenager is not frivolous? Despise all intolerable things, and let your troubles be trampled to pieces in this hearty laughter. Life is like a play. BLACKPINK came on stage and sang a farewell song. You laugh at me, I laugh at you, and laugh at ridiculous people in the world. Who is the ridiculous person? Is it you or me? Time flies, and there is no distress. Looking back, the man was already in the dim light.