Thank you for a few embarrassing jokes!

Teacher: To be honest, do you smoke? Boy A:No. Teacher: No? Well, French fries, please. Boy A naturally stretched out two fingers and took it from ..................... Scene 2 Teacher: Do you smoke? Boy b: no teacher: no? Well, French fries, please. Boy B carefully holds French fries because he heard of A Teacher: Don't you touch some ketchup? B accidentally got too much, and immediately played it with two fingers ―― Teacher: No? The posture of playing ash is very skilled. Call parents .............................................................................................................................................................................. boy C: No teacher: No? All right, French fries. Because of the first two examples, the boy C carefully finished the French fries with sweat. Teacher: Aren't you going to take a root home for your classmates? Boy C picked up the French fries and put them in his ear. .................................................................................................................................................................... Boy D: No .. Teacher: Good. Have a French fries. The boy ate French fries with trepidation and put them in his upper pocket. The teacher suddenly shouted, here comes the headmaster. Boy Ding quickly took French fries out of his pocket and threw them on the ground. ..................................................................................................................................................... boy: No. Teacher: Good. Have a French fries. The boy just took French fries. The teacher said, don't invite me to dinner? The boy quickly took the French fries from his hand and then took out his lighter. .................... Scene 6 Teacher: Do you smoke? Boy: No. Teacher: Good. Have a French fries. The boy ate French fries with trepidation and put them in his upper pocket. The teacher suddenly shouted, here comes the headmaster. The boy has sweated his palms and bowed his head and said, hello, headmaster! Teacher: The headmaster will smell your mouth. The boy took out the French fries from his pocket: It's safe, it's still there, and the fire hasn't lit yet ... Scene 7 Teacher: Do you smoke or not? Boy: I swear to God, I will never smoke again. Teacher: You really don't smoke? Ok, let's have a French fries. Boy: It's natural to take away the French fries and eat them clean. Teacher: That's a good boy. What brand of French fries do you usually like? Boy: [get carried away] Wandi Road. . . . . Scene n: Teacher: French fries! Boy: (trembling) No thanks.