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Are there any plays suitable for college students?

The essay "Hourly Workers in Female College Students' Dormitories" tells the story of a college student who hired an hourly worker. I didn't expect that she was the mother of one of the girls, Wen. Laid-off mothers are not afraid of hardships and tiredness, looking for every opportunity to earn money for their daughters' living expenses, but their daughter Xiaoya is unwilling to accept this fact. ...

Characters:

Female college students

Female college student Bei Jingjing

Tian-female college student

Hourly workers-women in their forties

Times: contemporary

Venue: Female dormitory of a university

Several explanatory decorations in the dormitory look neat and lively.

In the music of the song "I am a girl", the curtain rises.

Wen and Bei Jingjing hummed "I am a girl" hand in hand.

Text: (entering the dormitory door, surprised) Wow, are you kidding? ! We went to the wrong door (exit).

Bei: That's right. Is it our dormitory?

Wen: It can't be so neat and beautiful, can it?

Tian is holding a poster of Titanic movie.

Tian: (proudly) Two happy girls, you are in the right dormitory. This is Room 202 of the "Ugly Duckling" dormitory.

Wen: Dear Tian, is this your feat?

Bei: tian teacher, you are wonderful.

Wen and Bei want to make trouble.

Tian: Stop, stop, stop gabbing and post a picture for me.

Three people put up pictures.

Tian: How about it? Enjoy it. Happy girl dormitory.

Wen: (exaggeratedly) Oh, dear Tian, I love you.

Bei: (exaggeration) You are a model, a model ... I love you more (rushing forward and hugging Tian).

Wen rang the tape recorder, and the main chord of Titanic came out, and three people made a sound with the rhythm.

Text: (Suddenly) tian teacher, tell the truth, which boy did you catch?

Tian: Boys? Those charming boys need someone to wait on them!

Bei: What's going on? Didn't your old boss send someone to clean it up?

Tian: This is outrageous. Please forgive him for finding a scolding for such a thing!

Wenbei: Is it really you?

Tian: You flatter me. I'm not fit for this.

Man: (confused) So? ...

Tian: Have you forgotten? Didn't we discuss it the other day? In order to improve the quality of our study and life and free us from trivial things such as washing clothes and cleaning, are you going to hire a nanny in partnership?

Wen Hebei: (Nodding) Yes, we did.

Tian: I went to a nanny agency, and they introduced an hourly worker whose salary was 200 yuan. The requirement is to come to work during class hours, so that the rest after class will not be affected. Let's try to work for half a month first, and if we are not satisfied, we will switch to someone else. How's it going? She just came to clean up and has achieved initial results.

Bei: Wow, you are so smart and great.

Wen: Is it safe?

Tian: Hello, you are a foreigner. She was introduced by a nanny agency. Besides beds and books, there are many things she has to do in this dormitory.

Bei: Shu Ge, you won't pay for a nanny yourself, will you?

Tian: Nonsense, the usual AA system is just right. There are four people in our dormitory, each of whom is 50 yuan.

Wen: 50 yuan ... I don't know what my mother will think when she finds out.

Tian: Isn't it 50 yuan? In their minds, they don't care about spending money as long as we study hard. They are willing to give up everything. We are baby bumps, and we are their hope.

Bei: (Understandably) Xiaoya, your family is a little short of money, so 50 yuan, and I will do it for you. (to Tian) Is there no objection?

Tian: Yes, it's a piece of cake. No problem. I can pay Xiaoya alone. Anyway, my dad has plenty of money. He is the bank of our field. I can take it anytime.

Wen: (a little embarrassed) You look down on people. Although my family can't compare with you, I can afford it for 50 yuan.

Bei: Yo, angry.

Tian: Did you hurt your self-esteem? Sorry, poor little princess, please don't take it to heart.

Text: (laughs) Go, go.

B: Ah, it's time for a big class.

Tian: Come on, put the laundry together, and the hourly worker will help us with the laundry in a moment.

Three people have put a pile of clothes in the bucket, and the downstairs is full of books.

The maid woman is carrying a plastic bag of cleaning supplies and a small washboard on the court. She quickly packed everything, picked up the pile of clothes and walked to the other side. A pendant on Wen's bedside caught her attention.

Wen (catch up) is really getting busy (pushing the door into the dormitory to find a notebook and an hourly worker)

Zhong: (looking back, stunned)? !

Wen: Mom? ! What brings you here? what's up

Zhong: Have you moved to this dormitory?

Wen: Yes, here it is. This bed is mine. (takes out a picture of Snow White hanging on the bed)

Zhong: Seeing that my mother is busy, I am too lazy to visit you at school often (I want to do laundry around).

Wen: Mom, what are you doing? Stop washing.

Zhong: (smiling) I won't wash it. If you pile it there, your clothes will be damaged.

Wen: Mom, you don't have to worry. A part-time worker will come to help us wash it later. (Suddenly remembering something) Hey, Mom, how did you get in? Is the maid here (looking around)?

Zhong: (irrelevant answer) What about hourly workers?

Wen: Mom, there's something I haven't had time to tell you. Our dormitory partner hired a nanny to help us clean, tidy up the room and wash clothes every day. Everyone pays 50 yuan money every month, and everyone participates. I'm not well. Mom, I think you'll agree. You won't care about this 50 yuan.

Zhong: (with a forced smile) Yeah, I don't care. ...

Wen: My good mother, I must devote all my energy to my study. I will take the postgraduate entrance examination and study abroad in the future, so as to win your face. ...

Zhong: (silently taking the washbasin) Mom knows, Mom knows. ...

Wen: Mom, I told you not to wash. Why can't you be idle? The maid came back to wash, and you washed everything we paid for. Isn't hourly work cheap?

Zhong: (looking at her daughter trembling) You ...

Wen: Mom, you can't turn any more. It's natural that we spend money and she works. You are born to work hard, so you won't enjoy it ... it's embarrassing for your classmates to see it. ...

Zhong: (stunned) ...

Text: (surprised) Mom, what's wrong with you? Are you getting used to it again (helping mom sit in bed)?

Zhong: Nothing, nothing. Mom has work to do. I have to go first.

Zhong hurried out of the door, Tian took the lead and almost hit it.

Tian: Aunt, you are here.

Zhong: (uneasy) Hey, here we go, here we go.

Tian: Wow! Xiaoya, you can really muddle along. Why don't you go?

Wen: No, it's me. ...

Zhong: (grabbing the conversation) Little classmate, I have too many things to do. ...

Tian: Auntie, you ...

Zhong: Don't say anything, I have to go …

Tian: (Stop) Auntie, what conditions do you have to discuss?

Man: (confused) Shu Ge, what are you doing?

Tian: Don't be stupefied. Please help me convince my aunt.

Wen: What?

Tian: Please help me persuade my aunt to stay. No matter what the conditions are, promise her first and I'll leave it to you.

Wen: What are you doing?

Tian: She is a part-time worker we hired.

Text: (stunned).

Tian: Jingjing is waiting for me. (to the clock) Aunt, let's talk about it later. (To Xiaoya) You decide. Bye, auntie (next).

Wen: (puzzled) Mom, what's the matter?

Zhong: (mixed feelings) Yaya, mom is a temporary worker and nanny hired by your other half.

Wen: (in horror) Mom, how did this happen? ...

Zhong: Why not?

Wen: Mom, do you have a job?

Zhong: Mom has been laid off for almost a year since you went to college.

Wen: Mom, why didn't you tell me?

Zhong: If I didn't tell you, wouldn't you be alive and well?

Text: (seems to fall into the abyss) Mom, why do you want to do this part-time job? ...

Zhong: Why not? It's 200 yuan. And there is our own 50 yuan money in it, which won't flow out.

Wen: Mom ... I mean, I'm in front of my classmates. ...

Zhong: Shame, right? We can pretend to be unfamiliar.

Wen: Mom, you can't do this. ...

Zhong: It is only natural that you spend money and I work. ...

Wen: (crying and crawling on the bed) Mom, are you really ...

Zhong: (I can't bear to see my daughter's sadness) Ya Ya, you make your mother so sad ... You sit up and listen to your mother tell you that she spoiled you, so you don't know how hard life is. Do you remember that time when you were going to congratulate your classmate's birthday and then asked your mother for the 200 yuan money?

Wen: (wiping his tears and looking at his mother) Yes, I remember.

Zhong: My mother didn't sleep a wink for two days and two nights in the hospital ... In the past year, my mother has done everything for you, buying food for others, washing and cooking, picking up children, being a chaperone, carrying excrement and urine, wiping my body and feeding me water. I'm afraid I have no job. That's great. My daughter is too busy making money. ...

Wen: (throwing himself into his mother's arms) Mom, stop it. Why didn't you tell me?

Zhong: I didn't tell you because I was afraid it would affect you. I just hope you study hard, have a good future and live happily every day. ...

Text: (excited) Mom!

Zhong: Yaya, mom thinks this is enough. When you grow up, you will understand everything. It seems that it is not working. Maybe it will hurt you. ...

Wen: Mom, it's my fault that makes you sad. Mom, I will earn more money to honor you in the future.

Zhong: (sighs) Mom knows that you have filial piety, but people can't live without culture and ignorance. Mom can't give any more reasons. She only knows that all mothers in the world want their children to grow up, Jackie Chan can become a phoenix, a success or Jackie Chan, and she doesn't know the hardships and difficulties of life. I'm afraid they can't do well in life ... Xiaoya, do you know what mom thinks?

Text: (nodding) Yes, yes.

Zhong: As long as you know your mother's mind, no matter how tired she is, her heart will be sweet and full of taste.

Text: (excitedly) Mom.

Zhong: well, mom has already said it. You should go to class quickly. Mother has finished her work here and will go somewhere else.

Suddenly the door opened, Tian and Bei Jingjing stood at the door excitedly, and Zhong hurried away.

Mom, they are my roommates Tian and Bei Jingjing (opposite Tian and Bei). This is my mother.

Tian: Aunt.

Bei: Aunt.

Wen: The hourly worker we hired is my mother.

Tian: Don't say anything.

Bei: Xiaoya, stop it.

Wen: Well, from today on, I will take over my mother's part-time job.

Tian Bei: Xiaoya!

Text: However, it's free (back to mom). Mom, do you like it?

Zhong: (joking) Yes, but mom lost another chance to make money. Mom didn't take advantage of you.

Text: (understand what mom means) mom! I'll sign up for the work-study program organized by the school to make up for your loss outside the embankment.

Tian Bei: Xiaoya, we support you! Aunt (Xiang Wenmu), please believe us, we will be sensible and grow up!

Zhong: (laughs) Hey, I believe it, I believe it.

Three girls wash clothes day and night.

The music played the mother's main chord by candlelight.