The little white rabbit hurt your stomach with a cold joke.

The little white rabbit laughed at your stomach.

As we all know, jokes are a good way to ease the atmosphere. I'm here to share with you the cold jokes of the little white rabbit, which will break your stomach. Don't miss it when passing by!

In a mental hospital, one day the dean wanted to see how three mental patients were recovering, so he put a white rabbit in front of each of them. The first mental patient sat on the white rabbit, covering his ears and shouting? Driving? Christine shook her head; The second man turned his back on the white rabbit and patted its ass and said? Chase for me? , the dean sighed; The third crouched there, touching the white rabbit assiduously. After reading it, the dean nodded with satisfaction and only listened to him. Well, let you walk 300 meters, and I'll chase you after I wash the car! ? Dean fell and fainted?

The white rabbit laughed at your stomach. The big white rabbit and the big bear are squatting under the tree to shit.

Bear said to the white rabbit, although you white rabbits are good-looking, you are in trouble! You can tell when it's dirty. That's disgusting!

The little white rabbit said, look at what you said! Isn't it?

Bear said, yes! Bear said as he grabbed the white rabbit and wiped his ass and walked away.

The little white rabbit and the big bear were walking in the forest and accidentally kicked over a jar.

An elf came out of the pot and said that he could satisfy their three wishes.

The bear said, turn it into the strongest bear in the world. Its wish has come true.

The little white rabbit said, give it a small helmet. Its wish has also come true.

The bear said, turn it into the most beautiful bear in the world. Its wish has come true again.

The little white rabbit said, give it a bike. Its wish has come true again.

The bear said, turn all other bears in the world into bitches!

The little white rabbit got on the bike and said as he ran, turn this bear into a homosexual?

Three white rabbits picked a mushroom.

The two big ones let the small one get some wild vegetables to eat together.

The younger one said I wouldn't go. If I leave, you will eat my mushrooms.

The two older ones said no and went ~ ~ ~

Half a year has passed, and the white rabbit hasn't come back yet. The big one can't come back. Let's eat.

The other big one said,' Wait a minute ~ ~ ~

A year has passed and the white rabbit hasn't come back yet. Don't wait for us to eat.

Just then, the little white rabbit suddenly jumped out of the nearby jungle and said angrily, Look! I know you want to eat my mushrooms.

The little white rabbit laughed at your stomach. Walking in the forest, an ant suddenly met an elephant. The ant quickly got into the soil and stretched out a leg.

The little white rabbit was curious and asked, What are you doing?

The ant whispered to it:

Shh? Be quiet and watch me stumble?

The little white rabbit laughed your stomach off. One day, the rabbit was writing in front of a cave, and a wolf came up and asked, Rabbit, what are you writing?

The rabbit replied:? I'm writing a thesis. ?

The wolf asked again:? What topic?

The rabbit replied:? I am writing about how rabbits eat wolves. ?

The wolf laughed and said he didn't believe it.

The rabbit said, come with me. ? Then he took it into the cave and the rabbit continued to write in front of the cave. Then another fox came over and asked, Rabbit, what are you writing?

The rabbit replied:? I'm writing a thesis. ?

The fox asked, what is the topic?

The rabbit replied:? How rabbits eat foxes. ?

The fox laughed after hearing this, expressing disbelief.

The rabbit said, come with me. ? Then he took it into the cave. After a while, the rabbit went out of the cave alone and continued to write his paper.

At this time, in the cave, a lion is sitting on a pile of bones and picking his teeth, while reading the rabbit's paper: the ability of an animal depends not on its strength, but on who is its boss behind the scenes!

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