English jokes in the first grade of primary school

English jokes of the first grade in primary school (5 selected articles)

Jokes generally refer to short and funny stories, which are a form of folk oral creation and spread by word of mouth in folk culture. Next, I sorted out the English jokes of the first grade in primary school. Welcome to read!

Say a prayer for his Christmas dinner 1 Pray before dinner.

Li, a seven-year-old boy, was asked to say thank you for Christmas dinner. The family members bowed their heads in anticipation. Li began to pray and thank God for his mother, father, brothers, sisters, grandma and all his uncles and aunts. Then he began to thank God for giving him food.

There is a seven-year-old boy named Li. Before the opening of Christmas dinner, his family asked him to pray before dinner. The family looked at him expectantly, and Li began to pray. First of all, he thanked God for giving his parents, brothers and sisters, grandma and all their uncles and aunts. Then, he began to thank God for Christmas dinner.

He thanked turkey, stuffing, Christmas pudding and even cranberry sauce. Then Li paused and everyone was waiting ... waiting. After a long silence, the young man looked up at his mother and asked, "If I thank God for giving me Brussels sprouts, won't he know that I'm lying?"

He thanked God for giving him turkey, stuffed cake, Christmas pudding and cranberry sauce. Then Li stopped and everyone waited and waited. . . . Li was silent for a long time, then looked up at his mother and said, "Mom, if I thank God for giving me cabbage, will he know that I am lying?"

Ps:

Many foreign children don't like eating cabbage. I don't know why, lynette twins hate eating cabbage after watching Desperate Housewives. After hiring a nanny, they also used it as an experiment to see if their nanny had the charm to let their two children eat cabbage.

2' Is the head teacher a bit silly? A boy said to a girl.

A little boy said to a little girl, "Do you think the head teacher is a little stupid?"

"Well, do you know who I am?" The girl asked.

The little girl replied, "Aha, do you know who I am?"

"No." The boy replied.

The little boy replied, "I don't know."

"I am the daughter of the head teacher," the girl replied.

The little girl said, "I am the daughter of the stupid class teacher you mentioned."

"Do you know who I am?" the boy asked.

"Do you know who I am?" The little boy asked (deadpan, inner fear)

"No," she said.

The little girl said, "I don't know."

Thank god! The boy said with a sigh of relief.

The little boy breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Thank God."

A tourist passed by South Dakota and stopped at a blood bank to donate blood. After the ward, he lay in his cot and saw another donor, who seemed to be a native American.

A traveler donated blood at a skin blood station while crossing South Dakota. After donating blood, he sat in a small bed to rest. At this time, he saw another person to donate blood. That man looks like an American. The traveler began to talk to him. "Do you live on the Sioux Indian reservation across the street?"

The tourist started talking and asked, "Do you live on the Sioux reservation down the road?"

"That's right." The man replied.

"Yes," the man replied.

"Are you 100% Sioux Indian?"

"Are you a pure Sioux?"

"Oh, you can't say that completely?" The man said, "I'm short of a pint of blood now."

"Well, actually, no," said the man. "Now I don't have a pint of wine."

Never have to see an ophthalmologist again.

Many years have passed since my last eye examination, and my wife is pestering me to make an appointment. The more she nags, the more I procrastinate. Finally, she made an appointment for me.

I haven't had my eyes examined for many years. My wife always urges me to sign up. The more she supervises me, the less I can delay. Finally, she signed me a number.

I was in a good mood the day before I went to see the doctor. After kissing and hugging her, I told her that she really looked. Good for me.

The day before I went to see the doctor, I was in a particularly good mood. I kissed and hugged my wife and said that she was the most beautiful woman in my eyes.

"That's it," she said. "I want to cancel your reservation."

She said, "My eyes are fine this time. I'll cancel the number now."

After my husband John and I moved from Nebraska to Michigan, our new friends were proud of their beautiful avenues and made fun of our dull, flat, treeless land in the Midwest. When my parents, farmers in Nebraska, came to see us, I asked them about their trip.

After my husband John and I moved from Nebraska to Michigan, our new friends were always proud of their beautiful green trees. They laughed at the desolation and poverty of our central and western plains, and there was not even a dead tree. Later, my parents came to see us from their hometown in Nebraska, and I asked them what they thought of the trip.

"What a boring driving," my father replied. Once you get to Michigan, you can't see anything but trees. "

My father complained, "It's boring to take a dry bath. Once in Michigan, there was nothing but trees. "

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