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The sequence of people's appearances is really a joke.
In May, a new noodle restaurant with northwest flavor was opened in the town. It is said that even the bowls are flown from Lanzhou along the street in the commercial building of the tunnel community that Mu Wen passes by every day. Because of the traffic jam at the tunnel entrance every day, Mu Wen watched the shop open from blank to decoration during this boring traffic jam. Day, also with heavy winter equipment, came to the bright May Day, where you can go into battle lightly and put on a beautiful shirt.
Ramen restaurant opened to two large flat buildings, which is unprecedented in a small town. Therefore, the supporting publicity activities are also rich in money. The local newspaper broadcast, the Weibo WeChat marketing number and the single page distributed along the street are all advertisements of this store. One day after work, Mu Wen even saw a promotional advertisement at the back of the 10 bus. Mu Wen thinks that if this propaganda continues, if he takes a deep breath in the future, he will probably be able to smell the beef floating from the ramen restaurant from the picture depicted in his mind.
On the first day of the opening of the ramen restaurant, one yuan a bowl.
The queue of friends circle has been discharged to the parking lot outside the store.
Mu Wen doesn't want to eat or join in the fun. She wants to wait for someone to ask her out.
This man's name is Qin Lang. He works in a hospital less than ten minutes away from Lamian Noodles. His family lives in East Lake, East Unit, Floor 9 13, opposite Lamian, which happens to be Muwen 13' s birthday.
Muwen feels predestined. She still can't believe that she has the luck to meet someone she likes in the blind date market, but it just happened. The ideal type of her childhood was a doctor wearing a white coat to save lives. Before graduation, she never thought about falling in love when she was studying. When I began to want to fall in love after graduation, I met this doctor who studied both inside and outside. Mu Wen can't help but sigh that being a man is still kind. This fate arranged by God must be a reward for his accumulated character in the early stage.
The two are leaders at work and met in the hospital in the new district. Only the medical examination area has been opened for the time being. Mu Wen followed the leader in the car for a long time, which was a very disappointing thing in the blind date. But when Qin Lang arrived from the old city hospital half an hour later, he calmly explained how the patient's temporary illness was inseparable, and sincerely smiled and handed over a simple meeting gift, which made the unreasonable and late leader spit it out and immediately smiled in his eyes. On the way back, he kept praising the young man's insight.
I don't know why, after seeing Qin Lang, Mu Wen kept repeating this sentence in his mind. As soon as he appeared, he was neat, calm and calm, which Mu Wen had never seen before when he met boys, as if everything was under his control at the moment. Such temperament and attributes make Mu Wen admire him very much.
Later, Mu Cai discovered that Qin Lang at that time probably controlled not only the current conversation and the development trend of their relationship, but also Mu Wen's love at first sight and unswerving love for him.
2.
In order to release a signal, Muwen did not send a circle of friends for several months, and forwarded the activity link of the opening of this ramen restaurant, hoping that the other party could invite her to lunch, or if she was really busy at work during the day, she could also invite a bowl of noodles to eat. Mu Wen thinks that as long as she is with each other, she doesn't mind this simple dinner for two.
However, after drinking three cups of slow and cold hot water in a row, she went to the bathroom twice with nothing to do, turned her mobile phone to the maximum volume to remind her and kept the battery 100% sufficient, and refreshed her circle of friends manually at all times to ensure that no red spots appeared. So she absently went to lunch, lunch, lunch break, go to work in the afternoon and get off work in the afternoon, but the circle of friends still didn't receive any troubles about him.
Mu Wen felt a little depressed all day, but after thirteen hours and thirteen minutes, Qin Lang praised her circle of friends. Muwen jumped up with joy like a lighted firecracker. She seemed to see the doctor in a white coat busy all day, and now he was scratching the joint where he shook hands. He casually brushed his circle of friends, praised it, and then had a big stretch, ending a hard day's work.
The other party asked at the other end of WeChat: Do you want to eat noodles? Together tomorrow?
Mu Wen is like a little lion who has just entered the battlefield of love. He didn't know how to be reserved for the time being, so he didn't know how to hide it. He immediately replied: Yes, yes, I will go through fire and water.
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Mu Wen remembered that one of the most melodramatic things she did in this relationship was that Qin Lang sent her downstairs one day. She sat in the passenger seat and didn't get off. After a long silence, she suddenly said to Qin Lang, I like you very much. Having said that, I couldn't help crying in a big mess.
At that time, they had been together for more than two months, but the real time together could be counted clearly. Qin Lang doesn't meet every day like a lovestruck couple, or when he is free, his first thought is to meet on a date, and unlike a young lover, he always releases his love in a measured way and carefully controls the development of this relationship.
Muwen can see the growth brought by Qin Lang's age and years, the calmness and sophistication brought by the hospital's life and death experience, and, of course, the gentle qualitative change brought by the accumulated love experience. She was deeply attracted by him and at the same time deeply controlled by him. However, no matter how much she loves him, she can't stir the paddle of this relationship, so she can only bow to Qin Lang's arrangement.
She felt helpless and insecure, which made her more than once melodramatic, and more than once she couldn't help crying and asked, Do you like me? Why do I like you so much? Can you like me a little more?
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Muwen is a mature reaper in Qin Lang, or a former tree planter and later a cool person. However, while enjoying the cool, the latecomers lost the possibility of knowing him who was clumsy and sincere at first, and Mu Wen felt very sad.
Qin Lang even comforted her to cry, and comforted her to do stupid things of self-sacrifice: Fool, nothing can be lost in love. These stupid things include waiting for him to fall asleep after work in the underground garage at midnight 10, just to send him a bowl of packed hot porridge, including some delicious fruit to take out to his department and ask the merchant to write a nifty confession. She called the other party to show him what he had written, and the other party said not to be busy, including playing with a girl's willful temper and letting him watch the sea with him for two nights. After the other party rubbed his tired eyes and reluctantly agreed, she drove alone for more than four hours. Watching him sleep in the co-pilot and breathe evenly, she felt that he was her love at your fingertips and his gift belonged to her. At the same time, she feels that he is far away, and she will never get him completely.
People who have been giving will always have a tired day, especially in adult relationships. If you can't make ends meet and get the corresponding return, emotional investors will always convince themselves that life is too short, and timely stop loss is the best decision. What is tacky is that at the end of this relationship, Qin Lang, who has always been properly held and did not take the initiative to express his feelings, finally spoke his own sweet words like Mu Wen.
He finally said: Mu Wen, love is about timing. I wish you had shown up earlier. I'm sorry.
Mu Wen burst into tears when he heard this sentence. When we are apart, what Mu Wen fears most is not that he will never see Qin Lang again, nor that he will never love Qin Lang again. Instead, he is afraid that he will be like Qin Lang, slowly lost in the past love.
But if love is really a superstition about the right time, the right place and the right people, as Qin Lang said, it comes neither too early nor too late. Mu Wen looked at the clock hanging on his head. 24 hours a day, the hour hand, minute hand and second hand can overlap 22 times, and the hour hand, minute hand and second hand can overlap twice, so it is not difficult to meet someone with the right time.
Therefore, before that day comes, Mu Wen still has to be a firm materialist.
Text/Luo Sixi
Editor :lijing@wufazhuce.com Wu Jingjing
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