On the first day when my mother-in-law came to my house, she updated her circle of friends when she saw her husband cooking: My son was so poor after marriage. What was the ending?

Li Ke sat on the sofa "click click" chewing potato chips, but her eyes followed Jiwei around.

When he finally put the phone down, she drummed her cheeks and asked, "Is your mother really here?"

Jiwei nodded, a butt sitting next to her, "come on! Didn't you hear that? Ten cows can't be pulled back! "

"Otherwise, let your dad try?" Li ke blinked, then shook his head and rejected the idea. "No, no, I'm finally angry with this elusive devil. Your father probably thinks it will be dawn now. "

Jiwei's face fell. "Li ke, how can you talk?" Halfway through, I couldn't put it on, laughing. "What are you talking about?"

Li Can can't say that she knows Vicky's mother, Ms. Liu, very well. You must have a seven-point understanding.

When I fell in love with Wikipedia, Li Ke was still a freshman. Two people live in the same city, but it is difficult to make an appointment after the holiday.

If nothing else, Ms. Liu is a middle school teacher and is idle at home during the holidays. My son is going shopping? All right, let's go together. I happen to want to buy an underwear, too My son is going to the movies? Ok, I'll go too! Your father is away from home all the year round, and he doesn't want to go out to the movies when he comes back. Only you can be with your mother.

How about I invite a group of classmates to dinner? Well, mom needs to see which friends you've made. You must go together. As you wrote in your high school composition, children from single-parent families are definitely not allowed to socialize.

Li Ke scoffed at this point, as if the children raised by your widowed mother were superior, cut! Of course, this is another story.

So at that time, Vicky's date with Li Ke was not a date, but a vivid underground worker's joint-"What a hole, I am a hole, did you sneak over there?" "Around the hole, I am a hole? Wait a minute, everything is ready. I will go out as soon as my mother enters the toilet! "

So, JiWeiTing finally glad to get married, that is, Li Kexin is big and has strong fighting capacity. If a girl changes, she will call a spade a spade with her mother. Who dares to marry him?

2

"Is your mother-in-law really coming to live with you?" My best friend Yu Wen was worried on the phone.

"Don't live with us, this is not a quarrel with David's father? I think I want to find some warmth here. " Li Ke peeled an orange at random. "Don't worry about me. What about yourself? " ? Is morning sickness better? "

I immediately smiled and warmed my voice. "It's okay. The meal is made by Xie Xingheng. I'm afraid I can't stand the smell. He doesn't even eat fish. By the way, you should be careful. Your mother-in-law has an Oedipus complex, and this disease is difficult to cure. "

Li Ke laughed: "Then I hope Wikipedia's IQ can be always online. After all, he can treat his wife as a mother. Can he use his mother as his wife? "

Taking his word, he looked up and Jiwei leaned against the door frame, looking at her Gherardini.

"That's ... warm, talk to you later." Li ke hung up the phone in a hurry and gave the man a dirty look. "Hey, Vicky, you learn badly. You eavesdrop on private conversations."

"Private words? I think this is obscene. " He hooked his mouth. "Don't you dare say that, Li Xiaoke."

"Who said anything obscene? Haven't you heard? Different people have different opinions. Speaking of you, you are a meat eater! " Li ke used to have a big mouth. At that time, she knelt on the bed, pinched her waist, stared, and slammed back.

To others, this girl may be a bit conspicuous, but Vicky likes her bossy little sample.

three

I took Vicky's mother home from the airport to cut fruit and make tea. I have been busy for a long time. Before Li Ke's ass was next to the sofa, Ms. Liu put down her glass and sighed. "It flies fast, but the food on it tastes terrible and smells like tinfoil."

The young couple looked at each other, and Li Ke immediately took out his mobile phone. "Mom, I'll give you something to eat. What do you want to eat? Fixed rice or rice noodles? "

Ms. Liu raised her hand and stuffed her hair into her ear. "Come on, don't eat. It's all monosodium glutamate outside. What's delicious? "

"Then I'll get you some noodles and we'll have a good meal tonight." Vicky said and stood up.

Ms. Liu grabbed his hand. "David, mom hasn't seen you for half a year. It's a small matter to sit with her and talk about everything. "

When he said this, he looked at Li Ke.

What?

Li Ke looked at the hands of the mother and son, and her heart was full of anger. Vicky saw her pale face and quickly pulled out her hand. "It's good to talk for a few minutes. Mom, wait, it will be all right soon. " He said, go to the kitchen

"I will help him." Li Ke said with a straight face and followed him in.

"Do you need two people to cook a bowl of noodles? I don't know how you usually spend this day. " When the kitchen door was closed, Ms. Liu's voice was still ringing in her ears.

"I'm so angry, I'm so angry!" Li Ke covered her ears and stamped her feet. "What happened to your mother?"

"shh!" JiWei eye corner to corner, "calm, wife calm. That's what she is. Didn't I tell you? In the past, when my uncle came back for the New Year, my mother gave people a look every year, and then people didn't come back. "

"What should I do? This is just the beginning. " Li ke, with a bitter face, sat down on a small stool beside him. "I don't care, Ji Xiaowei, if you dare to help your mother bully me, we will pull it down!"

Jiwei boiling water, while taking time to roll back a handful of her hair, "don't talk nonsense! I've been with my mother since I was a child. How could I not know what she looks like? But she is my mother after all. When I was a child, my father worked on a drilling platform and went home only once every few months. It's not easy for my mother to take me alone. You should at least let her go, okay? "

"Hum," Li Kebian mouth, "as long as she doesn't find something, I'm too lazy to ignore her. If she makes trouble, Vicky, don't blame me for losing face. "

4.

Not looking for trouble? That's not Ms. Liu's style

After adding her WeChat at her request after dinner, Li Ke saw a circle of friends sent by her before going to bed:

"I didn't know today that my son has lived in such an environment for several years, so pitiful. Boys always don't understand that only mother is the woman who loves him most in this life. "

The picture shows a little dust on Ms. Liu's fingertips, which seems to have been touched from the bottom of the coffee table.

"Don't be angry, don't be angry, and don't be as knowledgeable as this menopausal woman." Li Ke muttered something to himself, suddenly shouted, and put it on Vicky's lap next to his cell phone. "But I'm fucking angry, Ji Xiaowei!"

"shh." Ji Weigang said a word, and the finger on his lips was grabbed by Li Ke and took a bite.

"psst ... be gentle, be gentle." He rictus, "what's the matter? I don't think she offended you. "

"Look at your mother's circle of friends." After dropping a word, Li Ke got out of bed and went to the bathroom. "Poor thing, I feel disgusting!" "

I don't know what Vicky told his mother. When Li Ke takes a shower, the circle of friends is gone.

"Don't be angry, ok? Isn't everything your husband has the final say? " Jiwei giggled and took a towel to wipe her hair.

"Of course not. Who said I was angry? " Rickby meat. "It's not worth getting angry with menopausal women. When she sent it to her, I blocked her and let her act alone. "

In other words, the lights can be turned off. Vicky's hand was knocked off by Li Ke's slap. He leaned forward and dumped him on the back of the head. "Go find the woman who loves you the most in my life. This fairy won't wait!"

Vicky withdrew her hand and sighed at the dark ceiling, especially wanting to ask God, "What hatred and resentment? Why am I standing on such a mother?"

Of course, he can't ask this, otherwise Li Ke will definitely reply, "Because your father is blind!" "

five

I thought I could leave early for work the next day, so we couldn't meet. As a result, Vicky left first, Li Ke put on makeup, and Ms. Liu came uninvited.

"Your unit also makes eyebrows?" She stood by the dresser and looked at her with a big frown.

Li Ke smiled faintly, finished painting eyeliner and said slowly, "Let's make up politely, respect others and ourselves."

"That's good. Women dress up so enchanting, not just to let men see more? " She looks disdainful. "If any teacher in our school is like this, everyone looks down on her."

Li ke is very angry. Who are you? Is it your turn to tell me what to do?

She's going back. Seeing that Ms. Liu was in a state of combat readiness, she rolled her eyes and suddenly smiled. "Mom, the students in your school are poor enough. Don't teachers with this level of thinking have to be unearthed cultural relics? "

Without waiting for Ms. Liu's attack, she picked up the small bag and strolled out of the door.

This is a calm day. Li ke got off work on time at night and met Vicky at home.

After changing shoes, Li Ke took off his clothes as soon as he saw the man holding the edge of his T-shirt. He quickly held it down, winked at him and whispered, "Go inside."

Before Wiki could react, Ms. Liu, who was sitting on the sofa watching TV, leaned in first. "This door, how to check the site again? Take it off and wash it. " He said, tugging at his clothes.

"Yes, go in and take a bath!" Like not seeing Ms. Liu's outstretched hand, Li Ke took Wiki and left. As he walked, he laughed and said, "Go straight into the master bathroom and I'll get your clothes."

She clicked the door when she entered the room. Vicky smiled and wiped her nose. "Look at your stingy energy. You entered the room and locked the door again. "

Li Ke picked his eyebrows and said, "Can you leave the door unlocked? Just like your mother did last night, coming in without knocking will scare you out of order sooner or later. Besides, my man can't let others watch. "

Unexpectedly, something happened to the lock.

Vicky came out of the shower wearing boxers. The couple were joking when they heard someone pushing the door.

"Mom, wait a minute." Vicky shouted at the door, stuck it on Li Ke's ear, and then told her a joke online.

"What door is locked in your home?" Ms. Liu has a bad voice. "Who are you defending?"

When Li Ke heard something was wrong, he hurriedly urged Vicky to get dressed and squeeze out a smile. "Mom, David is changing clothes. He will go out after changing. "

"Li ke, I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to my son. None of your business! " Ms. Liu began to express her emotions. "I never lock the door at home, and I learned to lock the door when I married my daughter-in-law. Hard work brought you up. Finally, others can enter your house, but your mother can't. Vicky, you are such a dutiful son! "

Vicky put on a T-shirt and crossed her legs in sweatpants and jumped to the door. "Mom, what are you talking about? Isn't this me changing clothes? "

"When did you lock the door before changing clothes? They all say that they married their daughter-in-law and forgot their mother. I saw it! Your mother is an outsider in your home, ok, I'll go! "

Ms. Liu tried her best. When Vicky rushed out of the bedroom, she just saw her security door slam.

six

"Do you think she is serious?" Li ke chased out, and Vicky was putting on her shoes.

"It must be! One year, my uncle and aunt went home for the New Year, and she found fault and made a meal. She left home on New Year's Eve, and our family found it in the middle of the night! "

Li Ke didn't dare to make trouble. She quickly took the car keys and chased Wiki out.

After all, no matter how annoying this person is, he can't have an accident at her house. If there is, how will they live these days?

"She doesn't know anywhere and has no money. Can she leave the community? " When she disappeared downstairs, Li Ke began to look around.

"Why not? The mobile phone can pay. " Vicky's forehead is sweating. "Ask the security guard first."

As a result, the security guard at the door really saw Ms. Liu. "Is she in her fifties? She looks like ... "He seems to be looking for the right adjective. He suddenly clapped his hands and said with a northeast accent, "His face is like Changbai Mountain."

Wiki: "..."

Li Ke: "Yes, that's her. Did you see which direction she went? "

Brother Bao pointed to a direction, and Vicky began to run there. Li didn't know how far he was looking, so he quickly told him and drove back.

When I got on the bus, Vicky started to make phone calls. Just like before, Ms. Liu just didn't answer.

"David ... do you blame me?" Li ke is driving. Observe his face carefully.

Vicky combed her hair testily. "What's wrong with you?"

"I made a backup for her this morning. I locked the door just now, which made your mother run away from home. "

"She is like this. If you leave her alone, she can find something to do. " Jiwei looked out of the window, carefully identify the pedestrians on the side of the road, "but Ms. Li, you don't blame her. Not because she is my mother, I protect her. As far as my father's character is concerned, I put myself in his shoes. If you are in your twenties, married and away from home all day, do you dare to say that you will not become a dissatisfied housewife? "

Li ke opened his mouth and closed it again.

It's hard to say if you haven't experienced this.

"When you are in love, you always say that she has Oedipus complex," Jiwei sighed, "but she has only been with me for so many years, wearing new clothes and can only show me. If you have any ideas, you can only tell me. In fact, she is quite bitter. Will you make allowance for it? "

"That also can't take me as a rival in love." Li ke muttered something, but said nothing.

After searching for two hours, when both of them were hungry, Ms. Liu finally agreed to answer the phone.

"Mom, where are you?" Jiwei asked eagerly.

"You still tube where is your mother? Having a daughter-in-law has long forgotten your mother's life and death, right? Or do they have the ability to raise a girl and coax my son around? Although people's places are small, this skill is really taught by parents! "

As soon as the sharp soprano came from the receiver, Li Ke changed her face.

No sooner had she opened her mouth than Vicky caught it. Li ke stared at his eyes and broke his hand with great strength. Vicky didn't dare to work hard for fear of hurting his wife, so he was easily defeated by Li Ke.

"She said I can, why do you say my parents! Vicky, you give me the phone! " Li ke said that he would rob the mobile phone.

Jiwei left hide right hide, pleaded in a low voice, "wife, don't be angry, when you didn't hear. Really can't. You hit me twice to vent your anger. "

seven

After all, I took Ms. Liu back.

People didn't go far at all, just sitting in a tea shop outside the gate of the community.

It can also be seen from the grateful eyes of the young lady who sold milk tea when they went to pick someone up that Ms. Liu didn't give anyone a good look.

Along the way, let Ms. Liu talk endlessly, while Vicky and Li Ke said nothing.

From Li Ke's point of view, she actually thinks that an online marriage expert is right. Your mother is not easy. That's your father's business, not your wife's.

But as a woman, put yourself in her shoes, and she is somewhat sympathetic to Ms. Liu.

Besides, just bear it for a few days. If you really can't stand it, just call his father to get his bad wife home.

As a result, Li Ke, an impatient chick, completely opened the Teenage Ninja Turtle mode.

Do you think my cooking is not delicious? I can bear it. I'll keep it if you eat less, as long as my man likes it.

Do you think it's a waste of money to buy so many cosmetics? I can bear it. Look at your wrinkled face. I need to buy more bottles.

You said that I go out after work every day, and I don't live alone? I can bear it. Anyway, I won't go back to see your face when your son works overtime.

After the first week, Li Ke felt that she had adapted well. If you can't meet, you can't meet. If she can't say it, she won't say it. During this period, her husband's aunt and aunt also called to express their deep sympathy for her experience. Li Ke thinks that at least she is not alone in hating Ms. Liu, which is enough.

The next week, there happened to be a new movie on the line. Wiki encouraged Li Ke to watch it together, so they lied about working overtime at night, happily ate a dinner without a third person on the table, and killed them hand in hand in the cinema.

Unfortunately, at the beginning of the performance, Vicky's mobile phone shook. He habitually answered the phone directly, and then he realized that it was his mother on the other end.

As a result, Wiki's whereabouts were completely exposed.

"Did Li Ke ask you to cheat me into working overtime?" Li Ke heard this sentence on Vicky's mobile phone.

Wiki quickly denied it, deliberately lowering her voice and saying, "Li Ke worked overtime, and I watched it myself."

Ms. Liu does not believe it. Vicky took a microphone to explain how the film was widely publicized. Finally, she was silent and sighed. "Your father is like this, and so are you. You don't want to do anything with me. David, sometimes I wish you hadn't grown up. "

eight

Throughout the movie, Wiki seems a little absent-minded.

"Buy a box of chocolates for your mother when you go back." Li ke patted his hand. "Although she despises me and I hate her, if she can't find fault, I'll let her."

Although Li Ke sometimes has a bad temper, she is a girl of her word. So later, Ms. Liu was critical of her, and she just ignored it. When watching TV, Ms. Liu didn't like Vicky hugging her, so she sat separately. Going out for a walk, Ms. Liu went directly between her and Vicky, and Ms. Li gave up with a smile.

Even Ms. Liu changed the Vicky couple's mug to their mother's, and Li Ke gritted her teeth.

Originally thought that we could live in peace, however, her brother Li Rang's visit made her and Ms. Liu tear their faces. (novel title: "Mother-in-law is coming", by Amber Nail. From: read some stories every day and watch more exciting content)