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What are the swearing words in Chongqing dialect?

Chongqing dialect swear dialect is:

1, your baby has no cover since he was a child, and he has no love since he was a child. He has a hemp rope around his waist and a pot on his head. You think you are Dong Fangbubai, but in fact you are Harper's second generation.

You put a piece of chalk in your left hand and a brush in your right hand, and your hair will curl up. It's not a man or a woman, so it looks a thousand times.

3. Sesame cakes, fried dough sticks, steamed stuffed buns and dough twists. I think you are like a pure Dutch fool.

4. Why do you always make mistakes, show off too much or don't wear underwear at all?

The sky is above, the ground is below and the air is in the middle. When you are dead, I will call 500 sticks to sing for your mother.

6. Say that the baby's skull has no brain, and you say it's ashes shaken by another skull.

7, you rely on the mountain to fall, rely on water to dry, watch the rooster die, watch the dog turn over, you roll your mother 33.

8. Your whole mother's name is Kuang Yun. You might as well call it a mine, your mother called it truancy, and your father called it a miner.

9. Your roof is very poor. Traffic basically depends on walking, communication basically depends on shouting, heating basically depends on shaking, and public security basically depends on dogs.

10, you said that height is your advantage and ugliness is your sign. Why do you talk as weak as a baby?