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Jay Chou blue and white porcelain

0 1. Cowboys are busy.

Lyrics: Huang Junlang Composer: Jay Chou Arranger: Jay Chou

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

I kept a diary with bullets and introduced the scenery. Then I introduced myself.

Although I am a cowboy, I only order milk in the bar. Why don't I drink beer, because beer is harmful to health?

Many people shrink into ants without eyes and are arrogant.

Don't bother, don't bother, don't bother, don't bother.

You go together. I am in a hurry. Every day, the audience is tired and the hero is tired.

Don't bother, don't bother. The chorus is not long. How many of you are good together?

Justice calls me. Beauty needs me. Cowboys are busy.

Honey, I didn't see it when you came over. )

I am riding a donkey, because horses can't step on it to take a bath. I take a bubble bath because I can play with toys.

I have a kind heart. I only wear fake cowhide. I tried not to hit the grass when I fell.

The muzzle has no eyes. I promise god, I will try to shoot rubber bands unless I have to.

Boss, have a milkshake first. Please feed my little donkey before you run for your life.

02. Rainbow

Lyrics: Composed by Jay Chou Jay Chou.

Where is the rainbow? Tell me if you can give me my wish back.

Why is it so quiet, and all the clouds are coming towards me?

Do you have a mask for me to leave? Talking too much won't come true.

Maybe time is an antidote, the poison I am taking now.

How can I sleep without your smile? Your voice is so close, but I can't hold it.

Without the earth, the sun will still turn. I can walk by myself. There is no reason.

You're leaving. I know it's simple. You said dependence was our obstacle.

Even if I let go, can you not confiscate my love as the last thing I understand?

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How can I sleep without your smile? Your voice is so close to me that I can't hold it.

Without the earth, the sun will still turn, and I can walk away for no reason.

Let go. Talking too much won't come true.

Maybe time is an antidote and the poison I am taking now.

03. Blue and white porcelain

Lyrics: Fang Gang and Jay Chou compose music.

The embryo sketched a blue-and-white pen, and the peony depicted in the bottle was like your first makeup.

Ran Ran worried about sandalwood through the window. I know that writing on rice paper has been put on hold for half now.

Glazed charm of lady image is hidden, and your smile is in bud.

Your beauty has gone where I can't go.

It's blue and raining. I'll wait for you to smoke and cross the river thousands of miles.

At the bottom of the bottle, Han Li imitates the elegance of "I set the stage for meeting you" in the previous dynasty.

The sky is blue, it's raining, I'm waiting for your moonlight to salvage, dizzy.

Like blue-and-white porcelain handed down from ancient times, you are as beautiful as a fairy, with a beautiful smile.

Koi fish, white flowers and blue flowers, when she was copying the style at the bottom of the bowl, she was thinking of you.

The secret you have been hiding in the kiln for thousands of years is as delicate as an embroidery needle landing.

Outside the curtain, the banana caused a shower, the knocker caused a patina, and I passed by Jiangnan town to provoke you.

In splash-ink landscape painting, you are hidden in the depths of ink.

04. sunshine otaku

Lyrics: Fang Gang and Jay Chou compose music.

The key is hung on the belt, the wallet is inserted in the back pocket, and the black-rimmed glasses are worn by the sea for thousands of degrees.

He doesn't care about me, but he wants to cry. He looks a little helpless. He looks like a newly unearthed cultural relic.

He can bring his own kettle for barbecue, and when he writes a letter, he burns all the way and accidentally bumps into a tree.

I don't want to lose, even if it's hard, I have to wait, and I can't let you take the usual path again.

I decided to integrate into your life and be your fashion consultant. Don't say you can't.

Let's surf in the sun and catch her eyes.

Don't be afraid to show your chest and sweat a little. You became a handsome man.

Let's look at the distance in the sun and not be passers-by.

Let the beauty lack oxygen. KAO is on your shoulder. I am smiling and holding an umbrella by your side.

Oh, by the way, girls and other jokes should not be too cold, just like me.

Kiss the person you love, hug deeply and give the caller a sweet nickname.

Dress with personality. But this is really just the beginning. Next, you will play the piano, write songs and nunchakus.

Clear-headed, don't be confused. I want to completely transform you, genetically recombine and transform you.

05. Dandelion Agreement

Lyrics: Fang Gang and Jay Chou compose music.

Dandelion beside the wall of primary school is a very tasty scenery in my memory.

The cicada singing from the meadow during the nap is still very pleasant to hear after many years.

Send the wish origami plane as a letter, because we can't wait for the meteor.

Seriously throw a coin that decides fate, but don't know where to go.

I believe that the agreement to grow up together is so clear.

Talking about going on a trip together is the only waywardness you insist on now.

Standing in the corridor clapping our hands, we noticed the dragonfly by the window.

Wherever I go, you have many dreams waiting for me.

The agreement to grow up together, when I really can't finish talking with you.

And I can't tell whether you are friendship or missed love.

06. incomparable

Lyrics: Fang Gang and Jay Chou compose music.

Moss is green, and so is Meng Zongzhu in the depths of the log cabin road.

There is fog on the rock pile. This kind of seclusion is called Jianghu.

Flying arrows actually covered the sunrise on the wall. Who is crying?

Bow as much as you know, and you know how powerful you are in a hurry.

Listen to me, martial arts can't be higher than the bell in the temple, and the meditation is calm as water.

My fate is unparalleled, and I am sad to win.

I camped all the way, and the bronze blade doesn't work, it works.

My life is unparalleled. After breaking the city, I smiled without a word and never wanted to fight.

We wait for the aliens to look up to heaven with blood as an alliance, and we wait for loyalty to bathe in fire as a dragon.

Dust on the hooves of an old teapot miles away.

Cities that rise like wolf smoke are called troubled times.

That history is vague, but the rust on the knife is clearly unearthed. I cried.

You go, you go, you continue, I knock on the wooden fish and start to meditate on this battle.

I will attack this city in cold blood. You need the courage to leave with a sword. I am as iron as mud.

You go, you go again, you continue to strike a fatal blow to us, and the distant flute sounds the news of your defeat.

Stay murderous, want to win, and let me control the world.

Life is unparalleled, and I am sad to win.

07. I am not worthy

Lyrics: Fang Gang and Jay Chou compose music.

This street is too crowded, too many people have secrets, and there is fog on the glass, hiding in the past.

The mood on your face is returning to rain. This alley is too crooked to go back to the story.

This day is no longer green and mottled, and the remaining memories are empty. I am in a big house.

The seats in the cinema are far apart and have nothing to do with your feelings. You play chess with yourself.

I haven't had time to write your story seriously.

Describe how I love you, but you leave me and smile.

It doesn't feel right anymore. I'm trying to save it

I didn't give some feelings that should be considerate.

Your pouting desire is humble, and you are compromising.

I ignored you, but I need company.

This feeling is wrong, and I finally realized it.

You are so tired of the plot that you can't bear to read it page by page.

How many times have you cried silently for me?

08.pull

Lyrics: Fang Gang and Jay Chou compose music.

Cold weather makes people feel depressed and angry, so do I.

The air is so bad that oxygen is needed. Too much false loyalty makes you angry at the thought.

Knock, knock, knock, the basic courtesy is to ask first.

The habit of leaving without turning off the lights is really complicated.

Knock on the door, the simple act of knocking on the door is not equal to

You don't look like a bad person, but you are stupid in doing things and being a person.

You are like a mass of biogas, which affects my morale and damages my heroic spirit. You are still so arrogant.

I don't want to waste my energy on you.

Then you will talk too much, and you will become addicted.

Pull your most fickle expression. Please let me explain.

Then you will ring the bell, but you can't pull out a fate.

Pull your most changeable expression. Hey, I'm a little sorry to hear that.

Keep making mistakes and putting off a bunch of excuses until you are mature.

One minute he said he was a friend, and the next he accused me.

Don't talk to me again. I'm not an idiot. I have to pay for lying. This is a deserved punishment.

Don't talk to me again. You are treated as a joke. I can't help it

09. Sweet

Lyrics: Fang Gang and Jay Chou compose music.

You love me, I have a gentle taste, and I am still remembering the gentleness you gave me.

I savor this fragrant temptation gently, and you have everything I like.

You love me so much that you promised me a honey-flavored life.

Add a milk ball, I will stir shyly, improve the sweetness and then hold hands.

You love it so much that you want to take it away. Take a bite when I miss you.

I feel warm about being cared about, but I'm worried about the cooling requirements.

I tasted the cream in your words, and all I heard was delicious.

Those unnecessary pictures were skipped, and you only saw me.

You love me, I have a gentle taste, and I am still remembering the gentleness you gave me.

I savor this fragrant temptation gently, and you have everything I like.

I'll have a taste of what you said. I love you, and I can't bear to eat smile candy.

I took a sip gently. Although it was not much, I totally absorbed your love.

I smiled and let the fragrance stay in the fate. I can't get here.

Like a sandwich biscuit, it has a sweet taste. There is no reason to continue.

You love me, I have a gentle taste, and I am still remembering the gentleness you gave me.

I took a sip and said that you have everything I like.

10. The longest movie

Lyrics: Composed by Jay Chou Jay Chou.

We started with a long film.

After three years of screening, I still keep my ticket.

Ice ballet is still spinning in my mind.

Watching you slowly forget you.

How far have we skated in the hazy time?

Who changed the roller skates?

Would it be awkward if I started over?

Is love precious if you don't talk?

Give me two more minutes to freeze my memory.

Don't melt your tears. How can I remember when you spent all your cosmetics?

Remember when you made me forget? Remember when you made me forget?

You said you would cry because you cared.