Funny words!

When Taiyuan people drive on the road,

1, driving faster than me: anti-Gran goods! Driving so fast, want to die?

2. Drive slower than me: it's really a wooden stick. Can you drive?

3. Drive as fast as me: Look at the almond eyes of foreign fans, how crowded are they?

Taiyuan people meet traffic police,

The traffic police stopped a motorcyclist on Binhe Road. The driver said, why did you stop me? I come from Taiyuan.

The traffic police said that you are not from Taiyuan. You don't have to rest with me until I stop a Taiyuan one.

At this time, a big fat man came riding a motorcycle, and the traffic police waved him to stop. As a result, the motorcycle flew by, and there was a saying in the wind: stop Nima's class, chase Lao Zi, come on! ! !

The traffic police turned to the driver just now and said, I saw it! This is from Taiyuan! ! !

When Taiyuan people "hit"

The taxi was driving on Yingze Street. The passenger asked the taxi driver, "It's a ball, it's a sacred car. The meter jumps fast from the outside, but it's still noisy. Expensive is expensive. Running for ten minutes is 107 yuan. What bothers you is hired labor! "

Driver: I beg you to watch your meal. I'm not fascinated! You can see four radios, but the bottom is only four meters away!

When Taiyuan people go to Beijing to take a taxi,

A young man from Taiyuan went to Beijing to take a taxi to find his brother. When he arrived at his destination, the driver asked, "Where did you get off?"

Taiyuan epigenetic: "Wow word of mouth"!

The driver master was ecstatic: "Hey, you are from Japan." .

When Taiyuan people were bus drivers,

By bus: the driver uses standard Taiyuan words: say (swipe) the card;

Outsiders say: bus card.

Driver: Say card;

Foreigner: bus IC card;

Driver: I'm telling you, there are four miscellaneous columns;

Outsider: Taiyuan bus IC card;

Driver (standard Mandarin): Please swipe your card.

When a Taiyuan man quarrels with another Taiyuan man.

Taiyuan people quarrel live version:-what? What? What? What? ..... infinite loop ...

When Taiyuan married a Korean wife,

After returning to China, Jiamei, our afterlife in Taiyuan, married Chae Rim, a Korean beauty. Different cultural customs, it is estimated that the young couple will have a lot of sparks. Like snowball fights. Koreans have a beautiful snowball fight, and all they hear are women's screams: "Oh, Smecta, what beautiful snow, Oba …".

Looking at Taiyuan again, my ears are full of screams and appeals: "Wow, cow! ! ! Is this a secret? Did you pay? Please, wait, I'll kill you! " Taiyuan people are fighting snowball fights with their lives! ! !

When Taiyuan was a student

Teacher: Please make sentences with football, basketball, water polo, volleyball, ice hockey, tennis, handball and balloons.

Student: I caught a cold today, and my nose is full of football. I am too lazy to go to the hospital to play basketball. The doctors there were poor at water polo, so I lined up for volleyball for half a day. The thermometer is too cold to cure the disease. Instead of playing tennis (going to the hospital), it is better to handball (staying indoors) and balloon Lao Zi (angry).

When Taiyuan people become mothers

Classic quotations from Taiyuan people's mother

1. If you are a doll again, you will never come back if you pour it out all day.

2. The wings are hard, and then I will give you a B pocket;

3. Look at Niya, she doesn't know much about westernization every day;

4. Look at your outer bed, the ball is not packed;

5. Tell you whether you always hear columns;

6. See if there is a mobile phone key listed on it!

7. Don't be too wordy, it's all for your own good!

Taiyuan epigenetic sister paper, wood has been shot! ! ! Whoops, I want to eat my mother's cooking, too. It's delicious! ! !

When Taiyuan people comfort you when you are injured.

Suppose days make you look old, don't be numb, don't rest, don't fall, don't talk. Just stand outside, don't get up, keep walking. Gonu ... Gonu ... always starts at three o'clock.

When Taiyuan people teach foreigners to speak Taiyuan dialect

Read two tones in Putonghua, four tones in three tones, two tones in four tones, one tone or one ... You will be surprised to find that, God, you are so good at talking! ! !

Try it if you don't believe me ~ ~