What are the jokes, ancient poems, two-part allegorical sayings and couplets that embody the homophonic characteristics of Chinese characters?

1. joke: the mushroom was walking on the road and was hit by an orange. Mushroom is furious: "I don't have eyes, go to hell." Then the orange died. Because bacteria will kill oranges, oranges must die. If you want me dead, I have to die. )

2. Ancient Poems: Sunrise in the east and rain in the west, although the road is sunny, it is sunny. (sunshine sympathy)

3. Two-part allegorical saying: Onion mixed with tofu-one green and two white (green and white are distinct)

4. couplet: the first couplet: Lian (pity) has painstaking efforts.

Bottom line: pears (separate) the acid in children's stomachs.