202 1 funny personality signature, I was drunk with laughter after reading it.

Funny personality signature is drunk after reading it.

1, it is obvious that everyone likes each other, why do you still dare not look at each other when you meet?

2. Hungry and sleepy, please don't miss mosquitoes; If you get entangled, shoot one, and only one.

Yao Jiaxin was sentenced to death in the first instance. After watching the news, the boss told us earnestly, look, this is the end of asking for a raise.

4, life since ancient times, who has no shit, who has no paper. If you don't use toilet paper, unless you use your fingers.

I finally understand why I have no inspiration, because there is a saying that love can inspire people.

6. When we were young, we were princesses. When we grow up, we will be used to princess disease by our relatives and friends.

7. I always feel that in ancient times, the mood of getting married is similar to scratching lottery tickets.

8. It is said that marriage is the grave of love, so isn't the anniversary celebration a grave-sweeping?

9. When will mosquitoes evolve to suck fat instead of blood?

10, daughter-in-law or game? Of course, the daughter-in-law is important, so I only dare to play games, not my daughter-in-law.

1 1. I forgot to tell you. Actually, I love you so much that I forgot to tell you. Actually, I miss you very much.

12, indifferent people, thank you for underestimating me, so that I can live a more wonderful life without bowing my head.

13, at noon on weeding day, mines were buried. Li Bai came to dance and was blown to 250.

14, the biggest failure of a man is not that no girl likes him, but that the girl who likes him feels blind from the beginning.

15, a bitch is a bitch, even if the economic crisis, you can't be expensive.

16. Do I know you well? Just play a video if it's okay. Think of it as your TV. When you press it, people come out.

17, I eat quietly, just like I gain weight quietly. I went to bed late, but I brought a piece of fat.

18, love is like a joke, it kills others and hurts itself.

19, life is really ironic, a person will really become what he once hated.

20. People who say good night to bed often show off in an ostentatious manner after half an hour.

2 1. The teacher didn't speak in the middle of class, which means that some students died.

22. Parents' meeting and mistress are essentially the same, aiming at destroying family harmony!

23, acne, more than 700 million a year, acne can circle the earth twice.

24. Journey to the West tells us that all monsters with backstage were taken away, and those without backstage were killed by a stick.

25. I am the gum in your hair. You want to get rid of me unless you cut your hair.

26. It is said that all the characters in Hyun Dance have good figures. I'm telling you, if you bounce around like this every day, you'll lose weight.

27. When I was a child, I blushed whenever someone stared at me. Now whenever someone stares at me, I make him blush.

28. It is said that falling in love affects learning. Doesn't study affect falling in love?

29. If I can travel through time and space, I must plant a durian tree in front of Newton's house.

30, so shameless and heartless, your weight should be very light.

3 1, you will never understand my sadness, just as fat people don't understand why thin people want to lose weight.

32. I will go. Who are the fast men this year? They look as if they were joking with the singer.

33. I was also an infatuated seed, but I was killed by lightning.

34. Listening to songs is divided into two situations: single cycle to death, random play of various cuts.

35. It's not that I don't want to be a lady, it's life that makes me a bitch.

We are good friends. I'll give you a hand when you fall, but only after I finish laughing.

37. I really admire Zhao Ting. These movies didn't say anything about a makeover. I can't do it.

38. The highest level of being a handsome guy is not that you pick up girls, but that girls pick up girls.

39. Never hang yourself from a tree. You can try it several times in the surrounding trees.

40. A real brother is your woman when you need her most.

4 1, er, I'll go. Life flies. I am officially a sophomore today.

42. Zhao Wei said that good-looking people have youth; Guo Xiaosi said, no, rich people have youth.

43, nothing, you also learn from others Tencent, call me dear every day!

44. I always thought I was a talented person, but I was wrong. I'm not! I am a genius.

Please don't cry, because your sad face looks too ferocious.

46. One day, I changed the automatic reply to and then? As a result, someone talked all afternoon.

47. Narcissism is to be a man in the next life and marry a wife like me!

48. When I was a child, I thought bleeding was a serious matter. Whether it hurts or not, cry first.

49. Mix and match is our business. Then don't worry, don't compare behind your back.

Everyone else is holding hands, but I am holding a dog in my hand. Take a walk and see who is dissatisfied with biting.

5 1, 90% of women don't like men in pink shirts, but 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.

I can't sing out of tune, I just like to sing my own songs.

53. I don't want to take off the clothes I just bought, whether I wash them or not.

When I have money, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital.

55. It's noon on weeding day. It's really difficult to attend classes. A little broken book, sitting all morning.

56. From primary school to university, the only constant is a heart that doesn't want to learn.

57. I planted girlfriends in spring and harvested a bunch of men in autumn.

58. As the best rogue in the world, I have the dream of pursuing drunkenness and debauchery.

Only when there is a long queue at the railway station can we really realize that we are descendants of the dragon.

60. I set my mobile phone to flight mode. Why is it broken when you throw it downstairs from home?

6 1, the so-called pig-like roommate, I should have caught a cold and asked him to come back and bring me a box of black and white ones. He brought me a pack of Oreos.

62. This thing of love feels that once it comes, the principle has long since rolled away.

63. Borrow a friend's car, and the friend said to refuel the car when he returned it. When I returned the car, I rushed to the car and applauded.

64. I can't talk If anything offends you, come and hit me.

65. When I was a child, my worst dream was to find a toilet. The most terrible thing is that people didn't wake up and the toilet was found.

66. The most famous woman in history is not Pan Jinlian or Wu Zetian, but Rong Mammy.

67. If you mess with me again, I'll rip your guts out and tie a bow!

68. I have fixed the wedding date, and now I just need to fix the groom.

69. My first thought at that time was: bend down, take off my shoes and fan the soles of my shoes in his face.

70. One day in the world, with thick soil as evidence, I would like to exchange 20 Jin of meat for the fine weather in China this year!

Publishing 60 personalized signatures, the whole world is also drunk with laughter.

After the latest release of 60 personalized signatures, the world is also immersed in laughter.

1. If you have a pear and put it in the refrigerator, it will become a frozen pear.

No matter how tired and bitter you are, consider yourself as 250. No matter how difficult it is to take risks, you should also regard yourself as a two-faced person.

3, buy a bottle of mineral water, drink a fake! How is it fake? It's watered!

It's not that we fat people are too fat, but that you thin people are malnourished.

Love in the name of friendship, so you must learn to endure.

6. Getting married is not necessarily the person you love most, but it must be the person who suits you best.

7. Parents fool their children to call education; Children fool their parents and say that their parents are derailed; Fooling each other is called the generation gap.

8. I'm not very talkative. If you offend me, come and hit me.

9. We are old if we are not crazy, and we are crazy if you are not old!

10, I'm dead and I have something to burn. Small things arouse the soul, big things dig the grave. Really miss me. Come down with me. If you encounter a line, it is purely a walking corpse!

1 1, how many students, even in summer, the quilt on the bed is still very thick, because we don't cover it, just sleep with it.

12 teacher, would you dare to lecture in a lower voice and let me have a good sleep?

13, my uncle said, he forbid you to exist in my aunt's heart.

14, be a rogue with temperament, a pervert with taste, and an illiterate with knowledge!

15, love is like a joke, it kills others and hurts itself.

16, sometimes your anger doesn't mean you care, and there is distrust.

17, I would have thrown you out if the teacher hadn't said you couldn't litter.

18, the world belongs to us and our sons, but in the end it belongs to those grandchildren.

19, you only have one face and one expression, but you have 365 masks.

Don't ask me where I come from. My hometown is the morgue.

2 1, after breaking up, you sacrifice me when you die, and it's over.

It is said that we are the flowers of the motherland. Why am I the one who gets hurt?

23. My memory lives at the other end of the tape, but my rings die at this end of the tape?

24, eat, I want, thin, I want, fish and bear's paw can not have both, I went.

25, the left brain is flour, the right brain is water, and when you think about the problem, your mind is full of paste.

It's not that I don't know, I just want to see how you work on me.

27, I want to thin into a flash of lightning, illuminating all the wretched fat people.

I haven't finished my homework yet. I have something to do. I have something to do!

29. Life has always been simple, but we can't help making it complicated.

It is said that the tears you shed are the water in your head.

3 1, this morning in spring, I woke up easily. Hang up Q and don't disturb me. Suddenly heard the QQ sound, what is the truth.

32. This is a world where a person has left, but we are not good at saying goodbye.

33. If it is wrong to have money, I would rather make the same mistake again.

The tortoise can beat the rabbit, but in fact it just goes its own way.

35. Memories bind our time, and time breaks our memories.

36. It's one thing to wake up and another to get up.

37. Why can't I understand your heart after reading it for so long? Because I'm nearsighted.

Look at the moon in the sky. Too round. By the way, you are nearsighted. Look at this water.

39, look at your appearance, how to look like a joke!

40. A simple life is not a gorgeous adventure.

4 1, man, just like the food in the canteen, although it tastes bad, it's too late!

42. This morning in spring, I woke up carefree, yawned at home, couldn't sleep at night, and couldn't wake up during the day.

43, acne, more than 700 million a year, acne can add up to two laps around the earth.

44. Being cheap can't set off the essence of being cheap. You can't describe being cheap.

45. Your appearance has affected my healthy growth. I saw you. The mood is more tangled than going to the grave.

46. Those memories are suppressed with unspeakable pain in the evolution of the years.

47. I hope someone will understand me, even if I don't say anything.

48. Wolves rule the world, and dogs eat meat: they eat shit.

49. Don't make fun of me just to please others.

50. Love is like a joke. It killed others and hurt itself.

5 1, the pain of youth in the past years, the sadness of tangled memories.

52. Since I fell in love, my waist has stopped hurting, my head has stopped hurting and my heart has stopped beating.

53. Your appearance affected my healthy growth. I saw you. The mood is more tangled than going to the grave.

54. Crying can solve sadness, and laughing can relieve mood.

55. Posing is a symbol of vitality, while vanity is a sign of youth.

56. All the quicksand of memory, those lost years, washed away my dust and sand.

57. There are more and more billionaires now, and I only have one hundred million. It is still a memory.

58. Women are not omnipotent, but it is absolutely impossible without women.

59. If you want to learn from others, call me dear as soon as Tencent goes online.

Mr Bao, why is there a moon on your forehead? Because you don't understand my darkness during the day.

202 1 funny signature smile.

20xx's latest funny signature is Laughter.

1, Wukong, bring the Zijin alms bowl and chopsticks to the teacher. Jason Wu, go to the kitchen and see if Bajie is cooked.

2. The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them-

3. I said I was a filter, and everything in my mouth was bleached! Understand?

4, the wind is rustling and the water is cold, and the strong man hits the dog and does not return.

Some predestinations end at the beginning, just like premature ejaculation.

6. Teachers always like to say: Students, please look at me.

7. I have to admire my female friend for wearing super shorts in such a cold day.

8. Some boys always think that girls are violent, but in fact they owe them.

9. I can bear hardships. Think about it. I only know the first four words.

10, my wallet looks like an onion. I burst into tears every time I opened it.

1 1. I am not afraid to drink dichlorvos, but I am afraid to open the lid and have another bottle.

12. Would the old lady in front please stop combing her hair? I want to sing like snow.

13, it is raining cats and dogs. Who will hold up an umbrella for me by my side? When he is Xu Xian, I will be calm.

14. If I can choose my own life in the afterlife, I would like to make a quilt and overwhelm the whole world.

15, the terrible thing is that I didn't meet an opponent like God. But have the same teammates.

16, handsome is not bad at all, but I don't think it is as good-looking as my boys.

17. It is God's business to forgive him. All I can do is send him to God.

18, don't talk to me about life, you are not born.

19, I've always wanted to become a monk, but I can't let go of one thing. -No girlfriend yet.

20. The school let me know the temptation to go home. Home let me know the temptation of school.

2 1, it is said that life is like a play, and a play is like life, so just sing a play ~

22. I didn't know until school started: the farthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday.

23. I'm losing weight, but I'm not dieting or exercising. I use my mind. I will lose weight.

24. The most romantic thing I can think of is watching you grow old together while I am still young.

25. I am really comfortable that people who don't like me can add trouble to your heart.

I will be an antique in 50 years, so you should collect me now.

27. When I was a child, I thought bleeding was a serious matter. Whether it hurts or not, I cried first.

28, is it handsome, just cut a flat head. Whether it's a beauty or not, you'll know when you take off your makeup.

29. Women tend to buy beautiful clothes to attract men, while men tend to like naked women.

30. If there is regret medicine in the world, I will say: Boss, give me a box.

3 1, look at a temple from a distance, and look at our alma mater, with more than 300 nuns and more than 10,000 old roads.

In fact, I only listen to the melody in English songs! What does he mean by singing! Don't care at all.

I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world.

I won't watch you jump into the fire with your eyes open, I will close my eyes.

35. Without magic, there would be no Buddha. I know I am a demon, so I will help you become a Buddha.

If I had sleep, cigarettes, family and friends, I wouldn't die.

37. What is the Tang Priest riding? Wukong is a cloud. Bajie loves Xiaoyue Yue, and Friar Sand pretends to be Brother Sharp.

38. If you are well, it will be sunny. If you are not well, it will rain every day.

39. Ideals are like underwear. You should have them. But you can't prove it to everyone.

40. Your sister is a good girl and has shared a lot of sadness for your mother.

4 1. Years later, if you get married, if I don't, tell your daughter to be careful on the way after school.

42. Soft sister paper saw the basketball coming, it hid, rough sister paper picked it up, the man hit back with his hand, and I kicked it.

43. Before I touched the flowers and twisted the grass, I was already pulled out by others.

44. A real brother is your woman when you need her most.

45. Life grinds us around and makes us roll further.

One day Altman raised his hand to answer questions in class, and then the teacher died.

47. All the questions in the world can be answered with nothing to do with you and me. Suddenly I feel so busy.

48. All the people who invited me to dinner were good people, and the bad guys were also good people.

49, don't look at me black, I have someone to chase, don't look at you white, you can't play.

50. Li Bai was about to go by boat when he suddenly heard singing on the shore. Making a scene is the most dazzling national style.

Laugh and get drunk with connotation jokes

Laugh (1)

1, I saw a sister leading a dog in the street in the snow. I asked: I am still leading the dog in the street. Aren't you tired?

Sister: No, I use it to warm my hands. . .

I spent the whole day shopping with my new female friend. She said shyly, "You are so busy that it is really embarrassing to go shopping with me."

I said smoothly, "Nothing, just walk the dog."

The female basin friend looked at me in distress, and I immediately "woof woof woof ..." Think about how witty I am!

3. My girlfriend and I went to the supermarket. When I checked out, I said to my girlfriend, Believe it or not, I can take these things home without spending money.

Girlfriend: Don't believe it!

I roared: I don't believe you don't pay for your bag! I have money!

I suddenly feel better. .

Laugh heartily (2)

1, diaosi: How have you been recently?

Goddess: Good.

Diaosi: But I heard that you were dumped by Gao Fushuai.

Goddess: You fucking know and ask me if I'm okay?

Diaosi: Hehe. . . No, I just want to make sure, otherwise I will be happy!

2. My girlfriend complained to me: "My boyfriend can't do it every time he comes to a critical moment. It seems that when I was with someone a few years ago, I was suddenly frightened and left a shadow. . . "

"Is it because prostitutes are frightened by the sudden police?"

"No, he was about to GC when his ex-girlfriend suddenly exploded. . . "

3.m: My wife can't help pulling my hair every time she has an orgasm. After two years of marriage, I have a new nickname-Logger Vick!

Woman: You are really great! What was your previous nickname?

Man: San Mao!

Woman: Get out!

4. Sister A: What do you mean by single dog?

Sister B: That is, whenever you ask him out for dinner or shopping, he will reply to you quickly: OK, what time? Where is it?

Laugh drunk connotation joke (3)

1, male A: In my life, girls will only stand next to me when I take the bus.

Man B: In my life, girls will only point at me when I visit underwear stores.

2. a woman asked diaosi man: is the sentence behind the grace of dripping water a stranger?

Diaosi: Commit to each other!

3. I made a goddess girlfriend, and I asked my best friend, "I don't know if I should tell her that my dad has a big company, three villas and tens of millions of deposits."

The friend said, "If you say that, she will become your stepmother. . . "

4, goddess: "The chest is so small, what is the best effect for breast enhancement?"

Diaosi: "Here are a pair of hands that have been single for 20 years and are worth having."