It's no use being too presumptuous (laughing)

Entering 65438+February, the Lunar New Year file has officially arrived, and the previous Ha 7 and Resident Evil 4 have become floating clouds, which will no longer pose any threat to the China films of the Lunar New Year file. The three major dramas, The Orphan of Zhao, Let the Bullets Fly, If You Are the One 2, are lined up one after the other, and no one will rob or argue, showing a scene of making money harmoniously. Especially Chen Kaige's Orphan of Zhao, whether it is hiding "Let the Bullets Fly" or something else, the schedule is directly advanced from the original 16 to the 4th, mostly to reduce some threats and give yourself more time to have an advantage in filming in the cinema. But the bullet was hidden in the past, but it was met by a group of duets. The legendary swordsman is obviously targeting "orphans" and is easy to bully. After all, Jiang Wen's Bullets Don't Fall, and Xiaogang Feng's comedy is the originator of Happy New Year. No matter who you meet, you will die miserably. So Liu Laogen chose Zhao's orphan, which is already a tragedy. In addition, Chen Kaige's recognition in the hearts of the audience in recent years is not high, and he wants to make the other side a real tragedy through his own comedy. However, due to the existence of Zhu Yanping, a professional in bad movies in recent years, he first became a tragedy. The release of "Laughing Rivers and Lakes" on February 3, 65438 was like seeing a piece of shit covered with a pot before the New Year's Eve. It should look delicious, but it stinks when the lid is lifted.

Actually, before going to the movies, I have a little expectation for the legendary swordsman. After all, with Zhao Benshan and yang shen, at worst, it can be made into a movie version of the Spring Festival Evening or a martial arts version of country love, but I have neglected two important factors, namely, screenwriter Caishen Ning and director Zhu Yanping. I don't know or have seen Cai Shenning's ability to write online novels, but since he entered the film and television circle, I personally feel that he hasn't written any decent scripts. Even the martial arts legend that made him famous was because those clown actors performed well. It's really boring to ponder the plot of each episode. Although the importance of plot in comedy movies is slightly lower than other types of movies, you can't regard it as dispensable. After all, every movie must be supported by a complete story. You can't say that Laughing Jianghu has no story, but the story caused by a broken shoe is so fragmented that even the story of fooling a three-year-old child is more attractive than this, whether the audience cares or not. A good movie, the characters in its story have very distinct characteristics, but from the legendary swordsman, you can't see any characters that can leave a deep impression on you. No matter the protagonist or the supporting role feels like a walk-on, there is no center.

Of course, the screenwriter is a little poor. You can make up a comedy. As long as there are a few classic funny scenes, they can also leave a good reputation, at least for the public to spread. However, to borrow a sentence from Xiao Shenyang: this is really not! Think about it, too. The director is from Taiwan Province Province, and the leading role is a group of Northeast duet actors. How can Zhu Can know his own advantages and strengths? How could he possibly know how to make these people perform to entertain the audience? For people like Xiao Shenyang, Director Zhu is far from enough. The reason why Xiao Shenyang can make people laugh is that the pure northeast accent itself has a sense of joy. Of course, the most important thing is that his lines are powerful. Although "the legendary swordsman" basically retains the original sound of the actors, and even adds various dialects, it looks like eating cartilage powder without any effort except the English sentence "Don't be too presumptuous and useless" by Teacher Zhao. What can you do to make the audience happy With those well-known martial arts secrets? Just by imitating or spoofing several classic movie scenes. Or by the faces of Xiao Shenyang and Zhao Benshan? Originally, I wanted to talk about the love drama between Xiao Shenyang and Lin Xilei, but as a comedy, there was no joy, and it was useless to say anything else. What's more, the scene between the two people, under the action of Xiao Shenyang's distorted face, has no feeling.

Think about it. Before the film was released, someone published an article, which seemed to be how Laughing Jianghu killed orphan Zhao at the box office and analyzed the advantages of Laughing Jianghu. At that time, no one dared to say that it wouldn't happen. Now, I'm afraid no one dares to say so. I also watched orphan Zhao. Although not particularly outstanding, Chen Kaige really took it with his heart, which is better than Mei Lanfang before. If such a movie will be stifled by shit like "Laughing at the Rivers and Lakes", or the box office will be a fiasco, then director Chen Kaige really wants to go back and hug his daughter-in-law and cry.

The movie "Laughing Jianghu" itself is not ridiculous, and friends even fell asleep while watching the movie. However, its release is a joke, a cold joke, and it is simply fooling the audience. Teacher Zhao, you'd better take your apprentice to the Spring Festival Evening to sing a duet and perform a sketch, and we also support it. Stop fooling around with movies, this thing can make you limp well!