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What kind of animals mate in a wonderful way?

Love the sea rabbits in group P.

Life in the ocean has various ways of XXOO. One of the most interesting is the sea rabbit, also known as the sea slug. They are hermaphroditic creatures, and their gender can change at any time. This is much more powerful than us humans, and we have to go to Thailand. So at this time, it becomes an important issue who attacks and suffers. And the most convenient solution is to fight! Whoever wins is the father!

Sea rabbits are not only male and female, but also like group P. Generally, three or five to a dozen rabbits mate in a string, with the last one acting as the male, the middle one acting as the male and the last one acting as the female. The scene is very spectacular.

Penguins have always been lively and lovely images in people's minds, and you may think that they will be full of love when they are XXOO. But this may not be the case. 19 10, an Englishman Scott landed in the Antarctic, and their expedition observed Antarctic creatures. One of the team members named Leivick recorded many "rogue" behaviors of penguins, revealing a little-known side of penguins. Including necrophilia, sexual coercion and abuse of penguin cubs, homosexuality.

There is a passage in his diary that says, "I saw the most unusual scene this afternoon." Penguins have been busy with a corpse similar to XX. This behavior lasted for a whole minute, and the movements used by males were completely different from normal mating movements. The whole behavior didn't stop until the cloaca shrank. "

In another document, he also wrote: "Today I saw another amazing depravity. A female penguin with a badly injured tail crawled painfully on her abdomen. I was still wondering if I should kill it, when suddenly a male penguin found it and walked up to it. After a short observation, the male penguin deliberately attacked it, and the female penguin was completely unable to resist. "