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A copy of Lori's counterattack plan

"I said I had a blind date today."

"Blind date? How is the object and how is it progressing? "

"Well, what do you think, if a woman knocks on the table at a blind date, breaks a cup, tells a cold joke and has a heavy taste. Well, is this possible? "

"……"

"But he finally saved my phone number."

"Want to make a phone call? That's good. I think there is a chance to sing it in all likelihood. "

"But that was the last time I chased his car and sent it there. You see, is this reliable? "

"..." There are trees and branches on the mountain, but I don't know if I like you.

Secret love.

It's just a lonely heart isolated by a glass bottle.

Who is Tang Yi? Qingyi teenagers covered in luminous bodies, from high school to college, are public figures living in the chatterboxes of many girls' hearts. And he has a ten-year-old' childhood sweetheart' Guan Ling around.

Three years and four years later, when He finally realized that unrequited love was doomed to be fruitless, the past events that were left behind were all diaries locked under the bed.

Three years later, what she didn't expect was that when she accidentally saw the photo of "blind date" from her best friend's mobile phone, she learned a shocking news that Tang Yi had broken up in Guanling. For the sake of the girl's feelings in those days, she decided to take the place of her best friend and play a different role. Step by step into Tang Yi's life, just to "continue the frontier" with the man in memory.

Instead, in the end, she always faced everything honestly, just to fulfill that wish ten years ago.

"Senior, my name is He Gu Huan. High school is a special student of sports, whose level is lower than yours. The university is a junior physical education department that shares the teaching building with you. In high school, you liked to add a gray cashmere vest to your school uniform shirt. You only like to use Mitsubishi's signature pen. I don't like taking a nap. I always like to go to the playground to play basketball during my lunch break. On the basketball court, I always wear the No.8 jersey. I live at 04C, Building A, Biyun Garden. Well, I wonder if it has changed now. Don't like cloudy days, don't like classical Chinese, and don't like writing; My favorite band is Linkin Park, and my favorite song is Numbness. I like to turn my pen when I do physics problems. When arguing with people, I always like to use my wrist to decide the outcome. My favorite brand of electrical appliances is Sony. Also, I like ... Guanling. Today, I just want to tell you that I like you. High school has been ten years. The reason why I like it ... well, I forgot. So, when I dated you, I didn't know you as well as I pretended before, and I wasn't the Miss Xia who really wanted to date you. When I heard that you and Guan Ling broke up on a blind date, I admitted that I was a little lucky, but now I look at you like this ... I think, I think ... I just want to ask you, ask you ... If there is a woman who has always liked you for ten years, she is not ugly, cheerful and easy to get along with, although she is not a virtuous person. Parents are alive, the family is open and closed, and there is no car but no need to rely on others to live; I don't know much about cooking, but I can study and like to tidy my room. No boyfriend so far. I don't know what happened to you, and I don't know why you broke up with Guan Ling, but since you don't have a girlfriend now ... I like you, I really like you. So, can I be your girlfriend? "