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218 Classic Quotations Inspirational Love and Funny: You are my chocolate
218 classic quotations inspirational love and funny: you are my chocolate
1. Dear, your legs must be very sore, right? Because you've been running in my head all day!
2. If you love me, you can kiss me. If you don't love me, I can kiss you, ok?
3. You are the wind, I am the sand, you are the leather shoes, I am the brush, I am honey, you are the melon, you want to drink water, I will make tea, get married early tomorrow morning, and I will look after the baby when you have a baby.
4. You are my chocolate, and I am your chocolate. It's so beautiful to see you, and I feel weak when I miss you.
5. You are my heart, you are my liver and you are three quarters of my life. You are my stomach, you are my lungs, and you are the red rose in my heart!
6. You are bread in the morning, ice cream in summer, cotton-padded jacket in winter, light bulb in the night, garlic from Shandong and pepper from Sichuan.
7. You have a pair of beautiful eyes, just like two stars on the horizon: one big and one small; Just like the moon on the 16th, there is more white and less black.
8. If the frog didn't turn into a prince, if the princess didn't wake up, if the mermaid didn't turn into foam, would I still believe in love? Believe! Because I still have you by my side.
9. I'm afraid of getting an electric shock when I see you; I can't see you, I need to recharge; Without you, I would cut off the electricity.
1. Butterfly predestined relationship of Liang Zhu, white predestined relationship of West Chamber, stone predestined relationship of Red Chamber, fox predestined relationship of Liaozhai, red leaf predestined relationship of Gu Kuang, peach blossom predestined relationship of Cui Hu, sword and hairpin predestined relationship of Huo Xiaoyu Li Yi. What about you and me?
11. Nothing. I just miss you suddenly. It's just that I think of you for a moment. In this emotional year, I just say, I like you. I miss you?
12. Without me by your side, you should wear warm clothes when it's cold, eat enough when you're hungry, have a good dream when you sleep, and I'm the only one in the dream, so I want nothing more!
13. Sister, I love you. I moved you with words first, then with actions. I bought you a diamond ring and drove a Mercedes to marry you!
14. You work and I am tired. You drink and I hurt my stomach. You are sad and I cry. You sleep and I cover myself, because I am your good baby.
15. The water is flowing and the fish is swimming. There is no reason to love you. The wind is blowing and the rain is falling. I really want to hug you and kiss you. Love in heaven, love in earth, how about romance?
16. For me, please take good care of yourself, eat when you are hungry, dress when you are cold, sleep when you are sleepy, and turn your head when you see a handsome guy!
17. I'm ugly but I'm gentle, I'm thin but I'm full of tendons, my heart is soft but my legs are not short. I'm sure I can catch up with you, even to the ends of the earth.
18. I was excited when I saw your name, and I was moved when I heard your voice. I repeatedly asked you to go out, fearing that I would make a move, and I didn't move when I saw you.
19. We should miss each other every day, but don't meet each other every day. You can date someone else, as long as I don't find out. I cheat occasionally, but I promise my heart is on your side.
2. I am a boy who has no money, no appearance and no family background, but is affectionate, righteous and responsible! I am willing to use my youth as a bet in exchange for your love!
21. I want to get along with you, and no one can stop me; I'm yellow when I'm here, and I'm so crazy; I'll do it when it's yellow. I'm so cool.
22. I will shoot you with Cupid's arrow and cut you with love's knife! ☆ Since I had you, I have become a heartless person, because you stole my heart and my liver.
23. I really want to fold the earth in half in this direction, so that the distance between me and you can be shortened to five minutes by bike.
24. When my heart beats faster, I don't see your mood getting worse, and I dream that your time slips too fast. Is it waiting for my next life to have you?
25, wife, I miss you, send a text message to harass you, really want to kiss you, hold you in my arms, I don't know where it is at this time, so I have to put it in my heart!
26. Loving you is my career, thinking about you is my career, hugging you is my specialty, and kissing you is my major!
27. Not tall or handsome, the boss is unloved, the house hasn't been built yet, and I want to buy a car. I only have love for you, plus an empty purse. If you marry me, only love is like the sea!
28. I am madly in love with you, looking at you stupidly, losing my mind for you, and giving everything I have. Hurt by love, crazy about love, confused about your mood, taught me not to know where to go!
29. I don't answer your phone, talk to you, reach out and don't hold you, stand in front of you and don't look at you, lean on my chest and don't hug you, stick it to my mouth and don't kiss you, all of which are actually what I want to do.
3. The water in Dongting Lake is green, and our love just begins. You are my heart, you are my liver, and you are three quarters of my heart!
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