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What content in Degang Guo's cross talk sounds like a joke, but it turns out to be true?

Degang Guo, in the field of phonology, must be one of the best figures. I dare not say that I have heard all the cross talks of Degang Guo, but as a small fan, I have heard a lot. The content in the cross talk is true or false. Some people thought it was a pure joke, but later they knew it was a true story.

Before and after Mr. Zhang Wenshun was expelled from the organization within the system, Degang Guo and Mr. Zhang Wenshun had close cross talk cooperation, and one of them teased that Zhang Wenshun was expelled from the organization within the system. Zhang Wenshun said unsmiling, the reason for leaving is for love. As listeners, we just feel a burden. But as time went on and the information became public, I realized that this was not a joke, but a true story.

When Zhang Wenshun was young, he fell in love with a little girl in the Quyi class. At that time, the Quyi students' class gave Zhang Wenshun two choices: one was to break up and let it go, and the other was to leave the crosstalk artists' club automatically. Zhang Wenshun chose the second and became a crosstalk artist outside the system.

In the crosstalk between Degang Guo and Yu Qian, you can often hear Degang Guo making fun of Yu Qian's family. One of the more famous passages is that Yu Qian's father-in-law is a Mongolian sailor. Yu Qian then asked, where is the sea of Mongolia? Degang Guo said that anyone who found the sea could become a sailor commander. Of course, it is impossible that Yu Qian's father-in-law is the commander of Mongolian sailors.

The situation of 500 people crosstalk chorus, but from the exposed news, I realized that I was ignorant: as a landlocked country, Mongolia really has sailors. The crosstalk chorus of 500 people is really true. In the performance of the program "On the Current Situation of Crosstalk in 50 Years", Degang Guo put forward the idea that when crosstalk artists perform, the crosstalk choir has 500 people.

This has always been considered a joke, because at present, there are only about 200 artists in Deyun Society, and 500 are crosstalk choirs. This situation is unimaginable. But later, I found out from TV that there was really a chorus, and the content of the chorus was to eat grapes without spitting their skins. There are many other jokes that are not often said, and there are many jokes that are not often said in the program, but they did happen.

Take the dog to Korea by plane to have a plastic surgery for the dog. Others include: taking dogs to South Korea for plastic surgery, using high-priced antique microwave ovens, and pasting mud from the pits of military figurines to install military figurines. Of course, these works are all true, but they are only applied to Qian or other crosstalk artists.

Is there anything else in Degang Guo's cross talk that I thought was a joke at first, but later I realized it was true? Welcome to talk about district compensation.