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Xiong Er and Xiong Da

Xiong Da is a big naughty kid, and Xiong Er is a little naughty kid. The brother and sister didn't meet until Xiong Er was 20 years old, and they never had a childhood together. Therefore, Xiong Da always thought that this sister Xiong was sent by Sun Wukong. Friends are also very surprised as to why Xiong Da dotes on his half-sister. Some people may even mistakenly think that they are lovers, but in fact few people know their story.

Xiong Er, a naughty boy with a bad fate. She has been a naughty girl since she was a child, and she does all kinds of mischief every day. She climbs trees to pick out birds and goes down to rivers to catch fish, which is very consistent with her zodiac sign - monkey. After her parents divorced, she grew up with her mother. When I was a teenager, my mother died of illness. Before her death, her mother entrusted her to her father and returned to him. Like most northern children, she was afraid of her father. Most of the fathers in the north were tough, ruthless and chauvinistic when they were young. Therefore, Xiong Er has been very sensible since he was very young, doing laundry, cooking, and taking care of the housework very well. Now, as her father gets older, he loves this old girl more and more; Xiong Er also understands his father more and more, and loves her only relative in the world more and more. Because I work in Beijing, I rarely go home and rarely see my father. Most of them are on the phone and sending WeChat messages. Today Xiong Er and Xiong Da talked about buying new clothes for their father to take back for the Chinese New Year. They are also planning to buy an iPhone for his father so that video streaming will be more convenient in the future. Xiong laughed and said that it is better to be a daughter. A daughter is her father’s little cotton-padded jacket. When Xiong Da came home, he didn't know what to buy or how to communicate with his parents; he would only talk to his dad about what was on his mind when he drank too much.

Xiong Da is five years older than Xiong Er. They met in an Internet marketing company. At that time, Xiong Er was doing graphic design and joined the job a few months after Xiong. She is very quiet at work and rarely hears her speak; she always sits silently in front of the computer, typing on the keyboard and shaking the mouse. At first, Xiong Da didn’t pay much attention to this new colleague; he only had occasional work-related exchanges. Later, during the company's marketing event, this girl, who was usually quiet and taciturn, acted vigorously and vigorously at the event, making the event lively and impressive, which made Xiong Da look at her with admiration. During the lunch break at the event, the two chatted about life and non-work related topics for a while. Xiong Da gave Xiong Er a high evaluation in his heart, like a little sister.

Later, Xiong Da left the company to start a business, and the two lost contact. In a poster design for Xiong Da Company, it was repeated several times but failed to achieve what Xiong Da wanted to express; the poster made by the company's designers was so angry that Xiong Da jumped. Suddenly, Xiong Da's mind flashed through the quiet image of Xiong Er, and he recalled the smooth communication with Xiong Er before. People are like this. When they are most helpless, they will always think of the goodness of someone in the past. I immediately called Xiong Er and explained my needs; I also emailed the files and the sketches I drew. A few hours later, Xiong Da received a perfect poster that was in line with his ideas. It is this version of the poster that has brought great value to Xiong Da. But Xiong Er didn't charge any compensation, and didn't even ask Xiong Da to treat him to a meal. He helped completely for free. This made Xiong Da always feel that he owed Xiong Er something, and he didn't know how to repay it.

After the poster incident, Xiong Da often sent Xiong Er emails and phone calls to chat. A few months later, Xiong Er resigned due to company reasons; Xiong Da immediately called and begged her to start a business with him and be responsible for the company's design work. Everyone knows that start-up companies cannot offer the same salary packages as large companies. Under the attack of Xiong Da's sugar-coated bullets, Xiong Er boarded a pirate ship and started a business with Xiong Da. In this way, Xiong Da owed Xiong Er again.

The ideal is full, but the reality is cruel. Starting a business sounds awesome, but it is actually very tragic. Later, Xiong Da sold the company and disbanded the team. The ship ran aground. This is a very sad story. The one who felt most distressed was Xiong Da, and the one who felt most distressed by Xiong Da was Xiong Er. He failed to complete the cake painting he drew for Xiong Er, and once again he owed Xiong Er. After the breakup, the two had no further contact. One hates himself and the other hates the other person. Neither of them knew what to say or how to explain.

Later, Xiong Er told Xiong Da that she was confused for a long time after the team disbanded; it was a very dark period in her life, and her life suddenly had no direction and was very depressed.

In this way, more than two years have passed. Xiong Da saw Xiong Er again in the hospital.

One night, around 23 o’clock. Xiong Da received a call from an unknown number. After the call was answered, a familiar yet unfamiliar voice came, crying: Brother, I am going blind. Xiong Da jumped up from the sofa. It was her, Xiong Er! For more than two years, Xiong Da wanted to call her more than once, but he didn't know what to say. He hung up immediately after dialing the number. When he heard the voice again, Xiong Da was so excited that he was a little incoherent: "What? What's the matter? Er'er, Xiong, that, what, not...that~ Bear, you changed your number? Who is blind? Don't cry ~Say it again. ”

Xiong Er’s eyes have been uncomfortable for the past few days and he keeps crying; it got worse in the afternoon, with pus flowing from the corners of his eyes. I went to a hospital near the company and had a check-up. This examination is not important. After seeing the film, the doctor said that the nerves in the eye are necrotic and need to be stabilized with injections and then hospitalized for surgery; otherwise, there is a risk of blindness. I was asked to pay the fee and get an injection. I was told that my family would need to be notified of the surgery, and that I would need someone to accompany me when I was hospitalized. After coming out of the hospital, Xiong Er felt like the sky was falling. He didn't dare to call his father when he got home, for fear that he would be worried. After thinking about it for a long time, I made this call to Xiong Da. After Xiong Da received the call, he comforted Xiong Er and said, "It's okay, I'm here. Don't cry, it may be a misdiagnosis. Send me the film and diagnosis results first, and I'll come find someone to take a look." I'll accompany you to the hospital tomorrow and we'll check again. Don't cry, don't be afraid. Get a good sleep and don't think about it." After hanging up the phone, Xiong Da sent the diagnosis results to his friend at the hospital and called him to explain the situation. , the trustee made an appointment with the experts from Tongren Hospital the next day.

We met at the entrance of the hospital early the next morning. The two people looked at each other, but neither of them could say a word; Xiong Da hugged Xiong Er deeply in his arms, and both of them choked with sobs. After calming down, Xiong Da took her for a series of examinations. While waiting for the result, Xiong Da said: "I dare not contact you because I know you hate me; I owe you too much and I don't know how to make up for it. I think one day, when I can..." Xiong Er interrupted: "Brother, stop talking. When the company was first disbanded, I hated you. Later, I also went to some other start-up companies, and slowly I understood why you wanted to disband in the first place. You also have I understand your difficulties and I won’t hate you anymore. You haven’t contacted me, but I know that you are still working hard for your dreams after we disbanded. I think one day you will achieve what you want, and so will you. You will take the initiative to contact me, I understand you." Xiong Da nodded: "Oh, the naughty kid has grown up, you are definitely my long-lost sister." After the results came out, the experts looked at it. Wan smiled and said: "It's nothing serious, I'm tired. Pay attention to your sleep when you go back, and don't wear contact lenses for the time being. The previous hospital was Putian Department." The two people walked out of the hospital, and invariably looked up at the sky and said: "Innocent blue!" < /p>

In this way, the long-lost brothers and sisters were reunited. This is the story of Xiong Da and Xiong Er, and the story continues.

The reason why Xiong Da dotes on Xiong Er, and Xiong Er is willful in front of Xiong Da. It's because although Xiong Er is naughty and willful, he can sometimes be very heartwarming; Xiong Da is Xiong Er's closest relative to her in this city. Today, Xiong Da is still saying to Xiong Er: "We must have another child, preferably a daughter." Xiong Er asked: "Why?" Xiong Da said: "A child is too lonely." Xiong Er: "Well, Hurry up and find me a bear sister-in-law and a bunch of naughty children."

Xiong Da was thinking:

"When will you find a boyfriend?

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Take him home to meet his dad and don’t let him worry all the time

No matter he is a doctor, lawyer, businessman, writer, singer

As long as he is kind-hearted and loves you sincerely, it is enough< /p>

When will you have the courage to wear a red hijab

Then give birth to a son and let him call me uncle

I will teach him to write poetry, draw, play the piano and play chess Pick up girls

Give him a drink when you’re not paying attention

Let him grow up like a man and protect you by your side”