Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - The cartoon image of cool bear
The cartoon image of cool bear
English name: Cool Bear
Hometown: An Arctic ice floe melted in its great enthusiasm.
Location: Usually hiding in the refrigerator of Cool sir's house.
Gender: Still unknown. According to Cool sir, it seems that girls are more likely.
Constellation: Ursa major (too bear to squeeze into the zodiac 12 constellation).
Color: Except nose (pink), eyes and nasal discharge ditch (black), the whole body is white, effectively hiding the bloated figure in the white background. ...
Height: Not very tall, but quite wide.
Features: I like to tease you, drink cold beer, brag and gossip. My favorite is pencil fish (fish drawn by cool sir with a pencil). It is kind, a little black and looks silly, but it is actually smarter than anyone else. ...
The greatest wish is: world peace, global warming, and everyone is amused by themselves.
The saddest thing: I came out to mix and left the outline in the North Pole.
The luckiest thing: fortunately, others can't see their outline, so they can't see their figure.
The biggest weakness: whenever Cool sir threatens to have no money to pay the electricity bill next month, he always has no choice but to come out to work, and the refrigerator must not be powered off.
Girlfriend: Cool sir, cool blue, all cool powder. One day, Cool sir was drooling and taking a nap on a white A4 paper. Suddenly, he was awakened by the oncoming chill. Looking closely, a trace of coolness emerged from the paper, and he was scared out of his wits. When shaking, the paper actually moves like water waves. So Cool sir made a masterpiece of childlike innocence, picked up a pencil on one side and poked it on the paper. I didn't expect the paper to really stir like water. Cool sir found a pink dot floating out of the water along the pencil shaft, followed by two smaller black spots when he was playing happily. Mr. Cool is scared! Just as I was about to throw away my pencil and run for my life, the big fool jumped on the table flexibly. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a silly cartoon polar bear with a pink nose ... It turned out to be a bear that was homeless because of the warming climate and the melting of the Arctic ice sheet. Mr. Cool kindly put it in the refrigerator. It's called Cool Bear.
Then one day, Cool sir accidentally found another little polar bear with a blue nose at home. It turns out that Cool Bear privately took in a small fellow villager. Because the refrigerator was big enough and the heart was not hard enough, Cool sir had to leave the little fellow villager and named him Cool Blue, and lived happily ever after ... together.
Used to be called a secret.
Gender: male
Wish: I hope to find someone to draw a cool bear with at present. My artistic skills are really limited, and I can't give the outline that Cool Bear wants.
Guide: I am the one who wants to find a change and tell you a joke because of boredom! My strength is too thin, so I found two little polar bears as accomplices (passionate cool bear and low-key male show cool blue). If I don't laugh at you today and tomorrow, I will laugh at myself ... it's better to watch people laugh for no reason than to watch them cry for no reason! Happiness and happiness are not appearances, but a kind of strength from the heart, which frustrated people can have fearlessly!
- Related articles
- The five most disgusting sentences in the world
- Giant's tool-building systems, not setting goals.
- In "Snow Pear Stewed with Rock Sugar", what did Li Yubing do when Wei and Tangxue broke up?
- What are the four ways to apologize?
- The introduction of the main characters in A Dream of Red Mansions is a little brief.
- In life, my experience is that when you are in trouble, don't point to relatives who will help you, as long as you don't laugh at you and gossip about you. Right?
- Strolling around the campus is changing with each passing day. Handwritten newspaper materials
- Why did the Italian army become synonymous with the "funny" of the three axis countries in World War II?
- Aquarius is a terrible person
- Which cross talk is the Eight Directions hide the sword Style in the midnight oil?