A complete collection of bad joke brain teasers and answers

Funny and meaningful brain teasers are most likely to be liked by people. Do you still remember those funny brain teasers? Here are the bad joke brain teasers I provide for everyone. I hope you like them. Bad Jokes Brain Teasers (Selected)

1. A person who is accused is guilty until his innocence is proven. Who is he? Answer: The defendant

2. Watching the falling flowers every night (use a polite word) Answer: Thank you

3. A cage without iron bars. In this kind of prison, patients face the threat of various infectious viruses known to modern medicine and often endure various scientific tortures. Where is this? Answer: Hospital

4. Metallurgy------Name a book (novel) Answer: "How Steel Was Tempered".

5. There is no roof to cover the body, and there is no place to stand below. Hanging a gourd around his waist, he only knows the principles of yin and yang. Guess a word. Answer: Bu

6. Which company has much more personnel than the average company? Answer: Dalian

7. Dumb fell from the hot air balloon but was not injured. Why? Answer: Because the hot ball is on the ground

8. In which game, the winner does not get a prize, but the loser does get a prize. Answer: punching and drinking

9. Yes If the wind does not move, there will be no wind. If there is no movement, there will be wind. (guess an object) Answer: fan

10. The waiter lifted up the weak girl (guess a food name) answer: Yuhuan Su Rotten Joke Brain Sharp Turn (Latest Chapter)

1. The bus came, a lady in a long skirt put in yuan, and the driver let her get on the bus; the second lady in a miniskirt did not give any money , the driver still let her get on the bus, why? Answer: She has a monthly pass

2. Give a place name to favor boys over girls Answer: Guiyang

3. Superman uses ultra-high-performance telescopes to observe While on Earth, it was discovered that aliens were trying to destroy the Earth. Superman can reach the Earth within one second as long as he uses a teleportation device. Can Superman save the Earth? The answer: It depends on the speed at which aliens destroy the Earth. What if the aliens start from tens of thousands of lights?

4. Why did Xiao Wang light a candle on his birthday? Answer: Use one to light the thirteen candles

5. There was a car driver who suddenly crashed into the crowd at the intersection. Running forward at full speed, the police didn't blame him. Why do you think this is? Answer: The car driver did not drive today

6. Once upon a time there was a chicken. There was a cat to the left of the chicken, a dog to the right, and a rabbit in front. What was behind the chicken? Answer: Pay attention to the first sentence. There is a chicken in front of the chicken, so of course it is behind the chicken?

7. What is the difference between Confucius and Mencius? Answer: The position of "Zi" is different. Confucius’ disciple is on the left, Mencius’ disciple

8. There were yuan and a piece of meat bone on the ground, but A Ming picked up the meat bone instead of the money. Why? Answer: The "Amin" here is the name of a dog

9. There is a book that both brothers want to buy. If you use your brother's money to buy a single book, you will be short of yuan, if you use your brother's money to buy a book, you will be short of dimes, and if the two of them combine their money to buy just one book, the money will still not be enough. So how much is the price of this book? Answer: The price of this book is yuan; the elder brother has no money, but the younger brother has yuan.

10. If there is a fire in the zoo, which one will escape first? What kind of animal? Answer: Human

11. Li Zhe looks ordinary, nothing special, but he can last for several hours without blinking. How does he do it? Answer: You can do it by closing your eyes

12. Which fruit is green before you eat it, red when you eat it, but black when you spit it out? Answer: Watermelon

13. What do farmers, workers, soldiers, and scientists rely on for food? Answer: Food by mouth

14. A plane suddenly ran out of fuel while flying in the sky. What will fall down first? Answer: The needle of the fuel gauge.

15. Who never sees a doctor when they are sick? Answer: Blind people

16. If the first digit is removed from a number, what is the original number? If the last digit is removed, what is the original number? How much is it? Answer: forty-three

17. Which place in China has the cheapest things? Answer: Guizhou

18. It takes hours and minutes to take a train from Tianjin to Beijing. Question Where will the train be after hours and minutes from Tianjin? Answer: On the tracks

19. Why didn’t Sleeping Beauty get up after the prince kissed her? Answer: She was lying in bed

20. What is the largest lake in Taiwan? Answer: Penghu Bad Joke Brainteaser (Classic)

1. During the exam, Xiao Guang copied everything from Xiao Ming. Why did Xiao Ming get a hundred points? How about zero points for Guang? Answer: Because Xiaoguang even copied Xiao Ming’s name

2. Why did Xiaopang eat two bento boxes? Answer: Because he couldn’t eat three bento boxes

3 . How do people who have raised electronic chickens and electronic dogs feel? Answer: Chickens and dogs are restless

4. Newton discovered gravity when he dropped an apple; what would you find if you were hit by a coconut while waiting under a coconut tree? ?Answer: You will find this behavior stupid

5. Why do men and women break up? Answer: Because there are "differences" between men and women

6. During the exam, Ah Cai asked a question Even he can’t write, but why suddenly his eyes light up and he starts to write quickly? Answer: He is writing class, seat number, and name.

7. The teacher saw Xiaopang secretly eating red bean popsicles during the cleaning. The teacher asked angrily: "It's too leisurely, isn't it?" What did Xiaopang say that made the teacher almost faint on the spot? Answer : Xiaopang said: "Teacher, the red bean popsicles are sweet."

8. The reason why adults are late for work is because of traffic jams. What is the reason why children are late for school? Answer: The adults overslept

9. People with yellow skin are of the yellow race. Which type do people with green skin belong to? Answer: New species

10. If the little match girl was reincarnated and came to the modern age, she would most likely What did it become? Answer: The Betel Nut Xishi that also sells lighters

11. "", guess seven words. Answer: Twinkle and twinkle. (Simplified musical notation)

12. Father Sun and Mother Sun gave birth to a son named Sun. What should we say to congratulate them? Answer: Happy birthday!

13. Requirements If you want to successfully run a red light, what is the secret? Answer: Wait for the yellow light and green light to end before crossing the road

14. What should you do if you can’t find a weapon for self-defense in the ice and snow of the Arctic? Answer: Make an ice sword out of urine.

15. What do we say most often in daily life? Answer: Telephone

16. What impact will abolition of morning self-study have? Answer: Allow students and parents to stay in bed longer half an hour.

17. Why do everyone like to sit in front of the TV and watch TV? Answer: Because standing for a long time will make your feet sore.

18. Why did the global stock market index fall today? Answer: Today is "World Environmental Protection Day"

19. Xiao Wang had five candies. After eating two, he was beaten by Dalin and When his girlfriend saw it, Dalin said, "Good things should be shared with old friends." What should Xiao Wang do? Answer: Say "thank you" to Dalin, and then take Dalin's girlfriend away. =>Da Lin said