How to satirize thick-skinned people?

1, like your face, mosquitoes should not get in in summer.

I have met thick-skinned people, but I have never seen anyone as thick as you.

I've met people with thick skin, but it's the first time to be as thick as you.

4. Your skin is really impeccable!

5. Do people like you have a face (next88)? Why didn't I see it from beginning to end?

6. You are not as good as a bear when standing, and not as good as a caterpillar when lying down. Don't play the hero in front of me.

7. Your face can be comparable to a city wall and deeper than the sea.

8. What feed feeds your pigskin so thick?

9. Melaleuca is not as thick-skinned as you.

The solution to meet thick-skinned people:

1. When you meet thick-skinned people, you'd better ignore them and turn around and leave. This attitude is simple and clear, and the other person can understand your dislike for him.

2. We should also exercise in our daily life and cultivate our optimistic, confident and generous attitude, so as to better deal with thick-skinned people.

When you meet a cheeky person, especially when he smiles at you, you must not smile back at him, otherwise he may mistakenly think that you agree with him or are interested in him, but will kick him in the nose and face.

4. When you meet a cheeky person, you'd better not have a direct conflict or dispute with him. It doesn't make sense, just like you hit cotton with your fist. The other person is neither soft nor hard, and only you are angry.