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Life, what is broken from the outside is pressure, and what is broken from the inside is growth.

First, eggs, what is broken from the outside is food, and what is broken from the inside is life; Life, what is broken from the outside is pressure, and what is broken from the inside is growth.

Second, life seems to contain too many feelings, too many regrets and too many frustrations. This life is a process of continuous cultivation. Everything is experience, and everything is growth. The people you meet and the things you experience are all aimed at making you a better yourself step by step.

Third, the best thing in life is to understand while walking. Many things, in the past, were destined to become stories; Many people, when they leave, are destined to become old friends. Looking up at the sky is a direction, overlooking the road is a sober; It is a kind of courage to look up and do things, and it is a kind of confidence to look down.

Fourth, give up your past self appropriately and let your mind mature. At every stage of life, there will be all kinds of crises. Only by giving up outdated concepts and habits in the past can we smoothly enter the next stage of life.

Five, the four realms of life: first, unspeakable pain; The second is to laugh without saying a word; The third is to be fascinated and not lose; The fourth is to be surprised but not chaotic!

Sixth, if the water is turbid again, it will be exceptionally clear as long as it has been precipitated for a long time. No matter how stupid a person is, he can rewrite his destiny as long as he works hard enough. Don't be angry that the starting point is too low, that's just the origin where we stand. Life is a long game, some people laugh at the beginning, and some people win at the end.

Seven, life is like tai chi, everything can't be rushed, obey the law. Practical efforts, a virtuous circle. Success means doing simple things repeatedly, doing repetitive things with your heart, creating your own style, and don't forget your initiative. I think everything will be the best arrangement!

Eight, before a word is exported, you are its master, and after it is exported, it is your master. Nails can be pulled out of the board, but words can't be taken back. Think more, think more, listen more, watch more, and be careful what you say and do. The advantage of doing this is to make yourself less regretful.

Nine, many things, not what you want, you can do. A lot of things can be obtained even if you don't want them. Many people can stay if they don't stay. Don't take everything so seriously. Life is most afraid of wanting to care about everything, but can't catch anything. Lost scenery, lost people, and no desire to wait all live at the end of fate. Why be too persistent? What should come will come naturally, and what should go will not stay. Let go of obsession, fate is the best life.

Ten, life is to have it while losing it; Give up while choosing. Strange today, familiar yesterday; What you remember now will be forgotten later. Life didn't choose you, you chose life.

From youth to maturity, growth is a beautiful pain.

1. grow by trying. When you shrink back, remember every time kapok blooms, every time it breaks into a butterfly. If you grow up by trying, you will find that your life is full of spring flowers. 2. Democracy is a trap: it gives you the right to choose your leaders freely, but only gives you a bunch of bastards to choose. You choose, you can only choose a bastard if you choose Whitehead! You can get rid of a big bastard, and then choose a bastard who hasn't grown up yet, and there are a lot of problems that affect our public life.

Things often change people, but people can't change things.

There are some things I should understand, maybe I already understand. But I don't want to understand!

When we grow up, we have too many heartbreaks and tears. Love or not, love without love, love without love. In our long years, there is always a person who, when looking back, hears the sound of spring blossoms, smiles brightly and smells the flowers when they bloom. However, it is such a man who makes us wet our eyes in the middle of the night and always makes us cry in the middle of the night.

6. Growth is a movement waiting to be written, waiting for us to write exciting music notation.

7. Too naive happy endings are mostly cruel. Can autumn leaves attached to branches survive the winter wind?

When I was a girl, I studied Qiong Yao. When I grow up, I tease my love like a self-mockery. When I grow up, I can doubt my life.

9. Growing up is a beautiful pain.

10. Growth is a diary locked in a drawer, recording the joys and sorrows of youth, ups and downs, troubles, and the boy you like.

1 1. Is the tree sad? Although the tree is sad, it is unknown. Trees grow in the same place from germination to growth, from aging to death. The tree will grow in the same place from beginning to end unless someone transplants it. People, on the other hand, can run around, eat whatever they want, play whatever they want and do whatever they want. Although someone is always doing what he doesn't want to do and eating what he doesn't like to eat, at least he can still move and walk. What about those trees? It doesn't like the sunshine here, so it can hide itself? It doesn't like the soil here. Can it find better land by itself? I can't. Therefore, from the human aspect, trees are sad and worthy of sympathy.

12. When I was young, I always looked forward to growing up. When I grow up, I look forward to holding a pair of warm hands. Some people know that they are happy, angry, cold and hot, and crying. I thought I had only waited for this person in my life.

13. No one is forever 17 years old, but some people are forever 17 years old. I grew up because I relied on a memory that only I remember. Long enough to face all the ups and downs in the world bravely.

14. I grew up listening to love songs. We all are. Before we knew about love, there were overwhelming love songs describing all kinds of love for us. About growing up

15. People should have a grateful heart. Gratitude is a cultural accomplishment, an ideological realm, an attitude towards life and a social responsibility. I am grateful to those who have helped me and hurt me. They let me know how to be a person when I grow up.

16. You must work hard. You can only give what you want. Someone gave it to you. You have to ask yourself, can you afford it?

17. Love itself is a book. I have turned it over countless times, but I don't know what the meaning is. Perhaps it is due to carelessness. May have summed up the true meaning. People are still people, just people. When they meet and know each other, they will always draw different arcs in a delicate time and space stage.

18. Forget what you have done to help others, and always remember what others have done for yourself. Even if this person is good only once, he has helped you.

19. You will never grow unless you try to do something beyond your ability.

20. Grown-up children talk about religion at the dinner table and are used to fasting. Monks just smile; Finally, she suddenly told them that they had persuaded her and she agreed with them. On the contrary, children are embarrassed: it is hard for them to imagine what they would do in the future without a pious mother.

2 1. Never forget your dream! Because he is the land where you grew up.

22. The difference between giving up and letting go: Giving up is to sacrifice what belongs to you, and letting go is to let go of what never belongs to you.

23. In the world of mortals, I have a quiet heart for a moment. I like to wander in music and words. I only hope that there will be more perfect love in the world.

24. You don't know until you do something, until you do something wrong, and until you grow up.

25. The road of life is very long. No matter how we choose, we must move towards maturity and the end. Learn to constantly deny that the world is right and we are wrong, and slowly get rid of the paranoia and frivolous youth; Learn to observe others and cultivate a tolerant mind.

26. The agreement on common growth is so clear that I believe it has been ticked. Talking about going on a trip together is the only waywardness you insist on now.

27. Who can understand the inner sensitivity of a small child?

28. Everyone will be hurt a lot in the process of growing up, crying, being sad and suffering. Many things are always experienced before they are understood. After the pain, it will be strong; If you cross it, you will mature; If you are stupid, you will know how to cherish and give up at the right time.

29. Growth is molting again and again. Molting is pain, bleeding, risk and failure; But it is also a vision and expectation for the future, becoming mature and beautiful.

30. I know, the more I grow up, the more lonely I get. They don't understand me, but I don't need their understanding. I'm used to loneliness.

3 1. The last thing I should do is to fall in love with you when I don't know how to love.

32. When I was a child, I felt that I would never change and never learn hypocrisy. It is a compulsory course to discover hypocrisy when you grow up. Only by practicing to perfection can we go through the course of life.

33. If no one comes to coax you when you cry, don't be afraid, just learn to be strong; If no one is with you when you are afraid, don't worry, just learn to be brave; If nobody cares when you are bored, don't worry, just learn to bear it; If there is no one to rely on when you are tired, don't panic, just learn to stand on your own feet! A cocoon-broken pupa can turn into a butterfly; A good horse must be tempered before riding the grassland; How can young eagles soar in the blue sky? If you want to be thoroughly remoulded, you must change first, and if you want to grow, you must hone! Clean dust

Vodka is a luxury we have, and caviar is also a luxury we have, but time is not.

Not every woman can marry a prince, but if he can cry like a child when he marries her for life, then she will undoubtedly be like a princess? There is nothing but happiness.

36. You can't mature without injury, and you can't grow without maturity.

When I was a child, I thought happiness was the simplest thing. When I grew up, I realized that simplicity is the happiest thing.

38. Scars always hurt, because you always show them to others.

39. Some people say that if a wish in this life is frequently noticed, it will lay the groundwork and wait for the afterlife to pursue and stay together. Then, please let me appreciate the happiness and hardship of growing up all my life, and let me pick up the footprints of growing up in the sun.

There are some touching similarities between the beginning of love and the beginning of life. Don't we hypnotize children with sweet songs and kind eyes? Aren't we telling him wonderful stories to decorate his future? Isn't hope always spreading bright wings to him? Didn't he cry for joy and pain? Didn't he quarrel over some boring trifles, or build stones for the movable palace, or pick flowers and forget? Isn't he desperate to hurry up and eager to grow up? Love is our second remodeling.

4 1. I met a fairy tale in the castle and he asked me how I grew up.

42. Life is hurt, painful, sweet and bitter. Every kind of trauma is a kind of maturity, which makes people think, make people strong, and make people know how to cherish. If a person has never tasted bitterness, it is difficult to know the taste of sweetness. Facing suffering bravely and overcoming it optimistically is also a kind of practice.

43. Growth is an endless ladder. Climb up step by step, look back and smile; Turn your head, face forward and continue climbing with nothing to say.

44. We have no right to grow up in our own way, but you must always remember when you started and the one you want to reach in the future.

45. Sometimes, once a good friend becomes a stranger. Sometimes, some people leave without saying goodbye; Sometimes, some things can be understood without asking; Sometimes, some roads will become longer even if they are not taken. Suddenly I felt like crying, and inadvertently we all grew up.

When a child realizes that he not only has the right to uphold the truth, but also makes mistakes, he has grown into an adult.

47. There are no secrets between husband and wife, parents and children, and nothing can be said in public. As a child grows up, there is absolutely no situation where something is only told to that child and that child doesn't know it. If parents blame their children for being impolite, then children will also laugh at their parents' educational mistakes.

48. I hope you are still a teenager, never grow up and never part.

There are so many cities and pubs in the world, but she just walked into mine.

50. Now we seem to be mature, so we have learned to bear it; I seem to be sensible, so I learned to fight; Seemingly realistic, so as to learn hypocrisy; Seemingly sophisticated, I learned to be taciturn later. But a few people can really read their minds.

5 1. The older you get, the more you know that it is not easy to do things. The more I know that everyone has difficulties, the less I dare to look down on anyone casually, so as not to hurt anyone by mistake.

Growing up and maturing are two different things. I like growing up and hate maturity. Growing up is a sad thing, because maturity contains restraint, forbearance and hypocrisy. If something is not yours, it will never be yours. This is for you. You take it.

53. People always have to grow up. One day, you will walk happily in the street with a stroller, but everything you used to like will be stylized and disappear in the tunnel of time. So keep moving, keep moving, and don't look back.

I always like the sunshine in the afternoon. He made me believe that everything in this world will get better and that fate is generous and beautiful. We will grow up eventually, and grow up quietly with a feeling of no regrets. In the final analysis, growth is a kind of happiness.

55. How far can people go? Actually, I don't know. Who knows? Know well, know well.

56. Looking back suddenly, we find that there are very few things we can change in this world. At that time, teenagers always like to recall the past and look forward to the future, and they are full of expectations at every turning point in their lives, and then they step into a lonely cycle. I have tried not to let life kill my will, and I don't want to bow to mediocrity. Now a voice in my heart says to me, that's it, that's it. It doesn't matter where you go or what you do. Facing everything calmly is the greatest gift that time has given me.

57. It doesn't matter, you will grow up if you are stupid.

58. Life consists of countless segments, including countless encounters and the gap after countless encounters.

59. Growing up is also a difficult journey. After the "sad subway", it is a winding mountain road, with a winding back and a vague front, full of thorns and flowers. Courageous pursuit, the road extends under your feet, and growth is the road.

60. She never asked me to grow up. Such generosity is as profound as the earth. In this parting season, I really feel that I owe her when I was young.

A sentence that breaks away from convention

A sentence that breaks away from convention

(1) It is not necessarily the number of advanced weapons and soldiers that determines the outcome of a war, but the determination and wisdom of people. A person who dares to break the rules is brave, persistent and persistent.

(2) Reverse thinking can help us break away from convention, find another way and promote innovation!

(3) You are a rancher who breaks away from convention and challenges religious beliefs. A little cute and persistent Mahavia has refreshed my understanding of you.

(4) People say to break the rules and break the shackles of traditional ideas, but it is not only what you want to break, but also fighting spirit and courage.

(5) Very tired, so many days, so many things, so many responsibilities, so many obligations; Every day, my legs are broken and I sweat; Work, life, hard experience, as busy as a movie; Getting rid of naivety, suppressing willfulness and not being melodramatic is a growth that breaks the routine; Don't pray, don't expect.; The cost of growing up is really tiring!

(6) Laughter and tears are ordinary, warm, sincere and warm. Been watched by Amway for a long time. I don't think Korean dramas will make me hard to watch in into the pit. It was a Korean drama, and then I found for the first time that my tears could be low enough to break the routine and brush until midnight. It's an educational drama.

(7) It is difficult to start and persist in breaking the routine. At present, the most important thing is to be a good person, be a good person.

(8) A person, a city, a story and an emotion. Will you be vulnerable under the mask of smile? Are you excited to follow the rules? 0NS dating platform, breaking the routine, making friends more convenient. Maybe open your heart, maybe wander around looking for another self.

(9) Wrestling, Dad, is not only a judgment on social equality between men and women, but also some corruption in the country and people's opposition to the destruction of some conventional systems. But more importantly, people's faith, persistence, new ideas that break away from convention, and courage to try and persist are the places where dreams begin.

(10) Have imagination and always come up with unconventional ideas.

Everything that breaks the rules is good.

(12) The beauty of an oath is not that it can break the rules, but that at a certain moment, someone is willing to believe it.

(13) What did you kick? What a lucky victory! Guoan has a stable starting lineup in the past two years. Why does the head coach have to break the rules and put on some unfamiliar players? Jose's substitution and the arrangement of players' positions are really incomprehensible! These people that Jose likes will destroy themselves sooner or later. Zhang Xizhe's expression when dressing up can also be seen that he was helpless and puzzled at that time.

(14) The boss said to break away from convention, jump out of normal thinking, stand higher and see farther.

(15) The family is full of prodigal liars, psychopaths, unconventional brains, pure lunatics, and these kinds of super-jumping characters. I really haven't met such a simple and kind person as Empty Blade.

My brother is a maverick, so all superstitions don't apply to his World Table Tennis Championships. Come on, brother.

(17) Wrestling! Dad. I felt so much that I almost cried from beginning to end. I thought it was just a father's dream and the cultivation of his children. It always takes more to break the routine, most of them will be submerged by the trend, and only a few will make a breakthrough after many hardships. The warmth of family, the reform and development of the country.

(18) An alternative doomsday zombie movie, with a novel concept and an unexpected ending. I have seen many ordinary zombie movies. This unique small production, even though there are many bugs and logical obstacles, is very eye-catching and worth seeing.

(19) It is reasonable that a person can make such a big sacrifice when making a movie. I did it for a play, too. Among them, the unconventional ideas are also worth learning. This is a learning movie, let's reflect on the drift of modern movies! ! ! It's worth seeing and understanding.

(20) Breaking the conventional wrapping paper, the new round wrapping paper is really good, like a fairy skirt.

(2 1) Sometimes a little superstition is necessary. Just as you can't just cut your nails before playing, you can't suddenly change the brand of spices before inviting people home for dinner. I bought a can of sea salt on a whim last week, but I haven't eaten the brand, so I always can't master the salinity of food recently. It seems that all personnel have a running-in period and cannot easily break the routine.

(22) Set goals, break rules, believe in yourself and be grateful. Never underestimate your willpower.

(23) You are a unconventional rancher, a pK who challenges religious beliefs, a little cute and persistent Ma Havia, and also my life mentor. No movie can make me watch it twenty or thirty times like Shi San, and no movie can make me bite my finger and resist the urge to cheer many times like Wrestling Dad.

(24) As time goes by, in the process of learning, I feel the importance of cognition more and more, which makes my desire for new knowledge more intense and exciting. I tried to break away from conventional exploration, embrace new knowledge, and found myself more ignorant. In the ever-changing Internet era, conventional thinking has fallen far behind, and multi-latitude connection and * * * enjoyment are more meaningful.

(25) As a Libra, when faced with a choice, people often think, how do ordinary people choose, as if that is the correct answer, but is the life of ordinary people really happier? Is it really painful to break the routine? Will you regret it? I don't know.

Humorous sentences that break the deadlock

I also attended a high school reunion a few days ago, and everyone recalled the stupid things they had done at school. In order not to let everyone sit separately, they didn't even sit in the private room, but all gathered in the hall. The teacher also told interesting stories made by students before, and everyone laughed. There are also rich officials among the classmates. These officials who made a fortune finally jumped out when they were rushing to pay the bill, and they all fought with the people in front. In fact, this kind of party has been held many times, and the recalled jokes have been told many times. I don't know why I still find it funny. Later, many guests in the lobby came to drink with us, saying that when they saw us, they thought of themselves. ....

Humorous sentences that break the deadlock

First of all, I need this clove of garlic for such a big market in jiaozi. Stay.

Second, I have a little thought, but I don't lack it; I have a good temper, but not without it!

Third, when is the time to hug each other? I'm watching.

Fourth, money is not everything, and sometimes you need a credit card.

The government thinks about how to tax reasonably, the boss thinks about how to avoid taxes reasonably, and I think about how to sleep reasonably!

Six, brother ku melon basket over the wide ditch, basket leakage brother panic melon rolling ditch, brother wide ditch melon basket buckle, melon basket leakage brother complain ditch.

Seven, see other people's twenties property over one hundred million, one billion, several billion, I will be five million, or pixels.

8. Pessimists are defeated by themselves first, and then by life; An optimist conquers himself first, then life.

Do you think I'll watch you die? I'll close my eyes!

Ten, as long as the sunrise appears before sunset, as long as it arrives before class.

I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. In retrospect, I actually streaked for too many years as a chef!

Twelve, the difference between working and starting a business: you can resign if you can't get along with your job, and the boss can only jump off the building if you can't get along.

Thirteen, the imperial edict: Fengtian brings goods, and the emperor summons: now no shit is allowed for three years, and no shit is allowed with paper. Paper is only three feet long until you die. I admire this!

Fourteen, how far is forever? Get out, boy!

Fifteen, no money, no power, no longer good to you, can you come with me?

Sixteen, according to the pig's aesthetic, I can basically be regarded as a beauty.

Seventeen, Korean scholars believe that the Monkey King is actually a Korean fairy, because he used a stick!

Eighteen years old, I think, the brightest smile in my life is probably dedicated to my computer screen.

Nineteen, it's too hot, I have less urine!

Twenty, as Lan Yan, I suddenly understand that Lan Yan is exercising her boyfriend's obligations but has no fucking boyfriend's rights!

2 1. Dissatisfaction is a kind of vacancy substitute, which makes people have the desire to climb up constantly in comparison.

Twenty-two, ability is like melon seeds, you can only take it out by biting your teeth.

23. Failure is the mother of success. If he fails, your son does not know how to help.

I can't find my tie again. Didn't you find a rag yesterday?

Twenty-five, go to the pizza shop to buy pizza! The waiter asked me whether to cut it into pieces or pieces. I thought about it and said, have a piece! Can't eat all the pieces!

Twenty-six, in fact, being single is also quite good, and there is no need to explain who you are with.

Twenty-seven, many people, once missed, are strangers.

The future is bright, the road is tortuous, it is easy to work, difficult to make money, easy to fall in love and difficult to get along with.

Twenty-nine, I will try to be your favorite type, and then I will die without you.

The first word in all kinds of English vocabulary books is dislike. Do you want to tell everyone: give up?

Discipline yourself and leave others alone.

Thirty-two, accumulate over a long period, which may lead to an outbreak; And if it breaks out for a long time, it may lead to collapse.

33. You love your center of the earth, and I love your liver. Actually, I like your safe. I love your heart, your lungs and only your safe.

Thirty-four, planting grass does not make people lie down, it is better to replant cactus!

Thirty-five, rich people hold a money field, and those who have no money go home and take money to hold a money field.

Love is like a ghost. Many people believe it, but few people see it.

Thirty-seven, the work is already too tired, why bother to suffer for her; Think about being nice to him, think about being punished, I'm embarrassed to say, bye-bye my girl.

38. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

Thirty-nine, birds are big, and there are all kinds of Woods.

Forty, eat mountain air, eat air, it seems that I have to climb down and eat.

Forty-one, as long as people are separated, people who are familiar with each other will gradually alienate.

Forty-two, baby, don't cry. Your tears are my pearls. If I lose one, I will feel bad. Don't lose my pearls, let them shine in your heart.

43. Women are made of water, men are made of mud, and Li Junji and Chris Lee are both made of cement.

Forty-four-year-old Eight Immortals crossed the ocean in search of their mother. Please fasten your seat belt when the Eight Immortals cross the sea.

I think I will accompany you to the market every day in the future.

Forty-six, I want to sweep the floor, and I will never wash the dishes. If I want to wash the dishes, I will never sweep the floor. Both? You think I'm an alien!

47. Time is for wandering, body is for loving, life is for forgetting, and soul is for singing.

48. Don't tell me. Many people tell me.

49. You want to scold me now, which shows that you don't know me, but after you know me, you will want to hit me.

My wallet is like an onion. I burst into tears every time I opened it.

Fifty-one, how to lose weight without eating?

52. Youth is like toilet paper. It looks a lot, but it's not enough.

Fifty-three, April Fool's Day confession is simply weak, and Tomb-Sweeping Day's confession is king! Because ... if rejected ... you can say that ... Ah, I was possessed just now!

Fifty-four, men fool women, called flirting; Women fool men, called seduction; Men and women fool each other, which is called love.

55. When human beings think, God smiles. The boss gets angry when subordinates think about it. Children think, adults worry.

56. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

57. Gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am.

Fifty-eight, my wife is pregnant. I called my father to report the good news and said excitedly, Dad, you are going to be a grandson!

Fifty-nine, there's nothing wrong with you. It's your parents who have caused you this way!

Sixty, youth is a long journey, and you can't go back; Youth is an unforgettable encounter; Youth is a kind of pain, too late.