Humorous sentences with no money

The humorous sentences that don't cost money are as follows:

1. Every time my neighbors say I hate it because I am poor.

To tell the truth, there is no money in the recent epidemic, and I really want to buy a pad.

3, I wish you all love, I have money!

My mice don't need to be caught, they are starving.

According to my many years' experience, the northwest wind has a strong taste and is more sensitive after eating my teeth. The southeast wind needs to drink more water because it is salty.

6. The wife is the way, the friend is the cow, and there is only one way in life. There will be many cows on the road. Don't go the wrong way if you have money, and don't sell cattle if you have no money!

You don't have to come across the ocean to see me, just give me your half-year savings.

8. I am very similar to the piggy bank I bought when I was a child. I am fat and have no money, and I am still a pig.

9. I must work hard, otherwise people will say that I am nothing but good-looking. What's the point of keeping you in the dark? It's good to keep you under the covers. When I was a child, my grandmother often gave me a cup of foreign coffee. I didn't know it was Banlangen until I grew up. If you have no money or time to travel, buy a globe. The world is so big that you can not only have a look, but also look around.

10, I was poor all my life without going to college, and now I will be poor soon after going to college. From an early age, I found that my best and most effective magic is to make money disappear.