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In the early years, there was a drugstore named "rejuvenation hall" in Qinting Town. The owner's surname is Feng, and he is called Boss Feng. Boss Feng has only one daughter under his knee, who is as beautiful as flowers and pure as jade and nicknamed "matchmaker". At the age of sixteen, boss Feng wanted to choose a marriage for her. "Matchmaker" proposed not to choose "wealth" but only "talent" to hold a "mate selection competition".

It turns out that this boss Feng is also a scholar, and his stomach is full of splendid articles. He just had bad luck and tried to log in many times, but he had no choice but to open a pharmacy. His daughter "Red Lady" likes reading poetry books since she was a child, and her poetry level is no less than that of ordinary literati. So, her proposal of "Celine choosing a husband" was immediately approved by boss Feng.

The news of "Sailian Sefu" soon caused a sensation in the four townships. Many young people have long admired the "matchmaker" of "rejuvenation hall" for her talent and beauty. After hearing the news, they were all very surprised and eager to try.

After the challenge of "competition training" was rolled out, there were many candidates, but all of them were impulsive and disappointed. Why? It turns out that this "Sailing Challenge" is extraordinary, and "five levels" have been set up one after another. Good evening, my majesty! In a winding corridor of the hall, a pair of couplets is hung every few steps, which makes five pairs, and one pair represents a level. And it is stipulated that if the last level fails, you can't go to the next level. What is even more irritating is that these books are unique and named after Chinese herbal medicines. Therefore, although many young people who came to participate in the competition have read many poems and books, although they have the ability to cope, they know nothing about herbs and can only look at the ocean and sigh. Before this first hurdle, only their daughter-in-law said, "I know you are a decent man and have been bullied and cheated." Tell you, "Mom, I know you have a beautiful daughter. Will you give me one of them and I will be your son-in-law? "I save people to the end, I won't go." I left angrily. After half a day's hard work, none of the contestants can break through the first level. So the rejuvenation hall was lively just now, and suddenly it was cold and cheerless.

Just as Feng's father and daughter were embarrassed, suddenly someone came to challenge them. Who is it? A cowherd in Qiancun. They clapped their hands and cheered. Even scholars who have read a lot of poetry books have avoided this "five customs". You are a cowboy, but you don't know much about it. The monkey wore a hat as a sign of politeness. It's really going to make people laugh, wait for the joke!

I saw this cowherd, regardless of the malicious applause and laughter, rushed straight to the front of the first level. See this hanging part is:

Cordyceps sinensis nine-fold skin

Cowboy unexpectedly responded loudly without thinking:

Roots of Rosa multiflora

As soon as the voice fell, there came the voice of boss Feng: "The first level passed, please enter the second level!"

Everyone was blindsided when they heard this. Is this cowherd really a blind cat and meets a dead mouse? Let's see how lucky the child is in the second level.

Let the cowherd enter the second level to see. This link is:

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Put the cowherd nodded, freely reply:

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There was a delicate applause from inside: "Sure enough, I hope you will continue to work hard, and there are still three levels waiting for you. Please come in! "

Entering the third level, the first part is:

Honeysuckle is small and fragrant for seven or eight miles.

Put the cowherd hesitated for a moment, then blurted out:

Buttonwood is big, and you eat 50 or 60 tablets a day.

As soon as the voice just fell, everyone cheered warmly and loudly, but they really had to sit up and take notice!

Cowherd successfully broke through the three levels and entered the fourth level. The first part of this level is:

Water lotus, Scutellaria barbata, golden flower shining water lotus

It seems that this couplet is really fantastic, and the Cowherd seems to be stumped. I stood a pack of cigarettes under this couplet. It seems that I haven't decided what to do with the next couplet. I suddenly flushed and sweated on my forehead. It took a whole day for Shi Zhonghou to sell back the agricultural iron tools from an iron-rich county in a neighboring province, weighing 100 kilograms. He thought that he had enough strength. Although this job is tiring, he can earn a lot of money by picking it back to the mountains. It's a long journey, but it's also a big deal to make more stops along the way. Vulgar, man proposes, God disposes. Shi Zhonghou walked a few miles carrying this iron pole, covered in cold sweat. He tried to keep walking, but he couldn't stand it. He only felt that his feet were weak and he couldn't walk, so he had to put down his baggage and catch his breath. Who knows * * * just get to the ground, only feel very dizzy, "flop" collapsed on the ground, and then what also don't know. Suddenly there was a commotion in the group. "It seems that cheng was an axe and chopped three times. Hey, it's getting late, let's go home and herd cattle! "

Fang Niulang looked a little helpless, and he was about to be defeated. At this moment, a maid came out from behind, holding a bowl of fragrant teas in both hands, and happily handed it to Fang Niulang, saying, "Brother Fang Niulang, your wife is afraid of you. I am afraid of drinking too much, so I am thirsty. Someone asked me to bring you tea! This young man is a servant of the king. His name is Zhang. "

When Han Xiangzi's Xiao Sheng saw Zhailian, the yellow dog array kept barking. Fenger came forward and slapped her in the face and scolded, "You lecherous, hide here and have fun!" " Zhailian woke up from a dream and saw rhubarb dog grinning, trembling with fear. Confused the dragon lady's heart, as if the wonderful music had hooked her soul away, she couldn't help walking to the seaside and turned into a silver eel to blow Xiao Lang. When Han Xiangzi sings, the Great Lakes recede ten miles. At this time, he found a stranded silver eel on the beach that missed the tide and looked up at him with tears in his eyes. Seeing that her expression seemed intoxicated by the music, Han Xiangzi said angrily and humorously, Eel, Eel, do you know the secret? If you are a bosom friend, please pass my affection to Crystal Dragon Palace! Let the cowherd hold a mouthful of fragrant tea in both hands and suddenly find a pearl at the bottom of the bowl. Suddenly, he realized something and almost cried. Isn't this Miss Feng helping me in the dark? Therefore, I swallowed pearls and tea excitedly, and I already had a wonderful couple in my mind. I recited them unhurriedly:

Mother-of-pearl, a pearl in a jade bowl.

Suddenly, everyone applauded and cheered again and praised again and again: "Wonderful right, wonderful right!" "Then, just like the stars holding the moon, the Cowherd entered the fifth and last level. Everyone looked at the couplets on the wall and marveled again: "God, this is really wonderful! Even if you let the cowherd pass five levels and cut six generals, you will go to Maicheng here! "

Yes, this long couplet is 43 words, with the names of twelve herbs embedded in it. You see:

The matchmaker, dressed in a pomegranate skirt, is five times better than peony. She enjoys the crowd calmly, goes to Tianzhu Temple to make incense, kneels before the gods, and invites the mica fairy to meet betel nut (betel nut) early.

After reading this couplet, Cowherd was dumbfounded. Don't say his 43-character couplet is wrong. Finding out the names of 12 drugs at once is even more racking my brains! Cowherd suddenly broke into a cold sweat and rubbed his hands. Everyone shook their heads and sighed when they saw it, and said sympathetically, "It's over, it's over, it's over!"

For a long time, boss Feng's voice came from the room: "Let the cowherd go, it seems that you can't pass this level." Even today's top scholar Lang, with this talent, I'm afraid he has no ability to enter the drug name! Go home, son, don't waste time! "

At this time, I heard a delicate voice from inside: "Dad, it is not easy for Cowherd to break through Level 4 continuously, and wizards are rare. It's just that it's too hard for this couple to break up. Can you make him think for a long time? Even if he loses, he will be convinced and have no complaints! "

As soon as the voice fell, Boss Feng smiled again: "According to my daughter's words, I'm afraid it may not be right to give him half a year!" Hearing this, everyone nodded and said yes. Boss Feng added: "I have several semicolons in Buyun Square, all over the country, and there are hundreds of shoemakers in Beijing alone. Not only the scale is the first, but also the quality is well-known, so it was appointed by the court to make shoes for the border guards. This is a great honor, can we take it as a joke? The pair I showed you are the most common shoes in Buyun Square. Shoes sent to border crossings must be specially treated. How can you not wear it? " Get carried away: "not for half a year, give it another three years!" " "

Cowherd was so embarrassed that he couldn't wait to leave immediately, but the young man was full of blood after all, and finally made up his mind and responded categorically: "Boss Feng, I don't want your grace of half a year and three months, just give me three days!"

Boss Feng smiled and said, "Good boy, ambitious. See you in three days!" "

Who knows this cowherd is not an ordinary person? He herded cattle in the mountains since he was a child. Once he met a hermit with high talent, he worshipped him as a teacher. The hermit not only taught him to be familiar with many herbs, but also instilled his rich knowledge of poetry and calligraphy. Soon, the water snake boat caught up with the official boat. This time, he finally saw clearly that the officers and men who bow and shoot arrows were embroidered on a huge piece of satin, but to his surprise, now their skirts are fluttering in the wind, and the bows and arrows in their hands are slowly pulling away from their minions and hiding in the cabin, while the water snake is jumping on the official ship, so he can be there. " After the fifth level was frustrated, the husband came home at night, and the daughter-in-law smiled and said, "Don't tell me, I also found out where it was buried in the mill!" "Husband got a fright and thought it was broken this time, revealing the stuffing! Suddenly broke out in a sweat. The daughter-in-law said, "Husband, I am already your man. What are you afraid of? Let's move it into the house? " So the young couple moved the jar into the house. This young girl is a blessed person. When she meets a lucky person, the egg-shaped thing of talc becomes gold and silver. He went into the mountains overnight and asked the master for help.

Who knows, after reading this long couplet carefully, Master rummaged through medical books and only recognized six of them. Master and apprentice were anxious when suddenly a woodcutter sent a letter. When he opened the letter, he saw a few lines of Juanjuan's exquisite handwriting on the letterhead:

Recalling the encounter with the golden law, I only hope that the kindness will flow forever. Unexpectedly, you didn't leave in a hurry, and the shadow of pity was only cold, and the red tears were exhausted.

Today, my father is as old as Zilong. On the first day I thought your husband was willing to entertain, Feng's children went to Liang's house and invited Liang's children to play. Inadvertently, Liang smelled a strange jackfruit smell in Feng's child's mouth, which made him more suspicious. He asked Feng's children, "Do you have jackfruit?" The child said there was. Liang asked, "Is it from relatives?" The child replied that his father picked it. Liang asked, "Where did you get it?" The child seemed to be alert and stammered, "Under the bed." . Looking forward to the return of 99-99, one glory, one glory, one loss. Pass me the plain book, which is the answer.

Try to be self-disciplined and take care of your clothes!

Matchmaker died in Duanyang ten days later.

After reading it, the master exclaimed, "Strange girl, there is also a monk named Li Changshun in Chimeihua Town. He is honest and hardworking, but he has a 10-year-old mother, a wife and children at home, and a young and old family. He always lives alone and has been short of clothes and food for half a year. Woman! This is a paper medicine puzzle! " Then I pointed out one by one that the last two words of blessing were self-defense and windproof, and the date was Pinellia ternata.

After listening to this, the cowherd woke up like a dream, and thanked the matchmaker for her secret help. After careful consideration, the master and apprentice finally worked out a 43-word long-term drug combination.

On the third day, the cowherd appeared in front of the "rejuvenation hall" pharmacy as promised, and confronted the five-level long-term leader in front of everyone:

Pulsatilla, armed with spurge, crossed the sea with his feet, fought against bandits for lily, turned around and returned to his hometown, gave orders to the Golden Temple, and worshipped Changshan Hou. Before sealing the car, the general made a gift for the rooster. When he saw the lifelike jade snake in front of him, he was shocked at first. He danced his wings and "giggled" and circled around the jade snake at a distance. After several laps, the rooster was still motionless when he saw the jade snake, and his courage gradually increased. After he approached the jade snake step by step, he threw his wings and pecked it hard on the head of the jade snake, then quickly avoided it. The jade snake was pecked a few times by the rooster, shook a few times, and naturally stopped moving. At this time, Zhao Yusheng has confirmed that he was teased by Wang Shoufu. He slapped the table angrily and shouted, "Wang Shoufu, how dare you tease court officials in court? Do you know the crime? " Wang Shoufu didn't answer, staring at the jade snake and rooster, mumbling, "Move ... move ..." Huan.

The scene was silent until I heard a girl as big as Yinmei in the stockade, who could pull out seedlings, pick hay, plant land, spin, weave and embroider. Yinmei is envious and wants to learn from them. After the last sentence, I suddenly applauded like thunder, shouting in unison, and even the sparrows under the eaves were scared to fly.

Boss Feng immediately took his daughter out of the back room with a smile and made a gesture at everyone. Qingyin said with a smile: "Let the Cowherd go through five customs and win the championship. My son-in-law is his! "

Matchmaker's servant girl immediately giggled and sang couplets:

Petunia Pulsatilla cultivated land.

Cowherd boy proudly responded:

Matchmaker and acacia betel nut.

There was another burst of laughter, and they congratulated the talented woman in unison. Since then, the story of the drug association between matchmaker and cowherd has been widely circulated.

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