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1. I'm unlucky to meet you at the most beautiful age.

I know all the truth, but it is the ancestors who are loved.

Stay with me. I promise to be a good boy.

4. It's annoying to have a face I like, but not me. QQ space love is funny.

The couple have been married for more than 20 years and have never quarreled. The reporter interviewed her husband: How did you do it? The husband replied: On my daughter-in-law's wedding day, the dog yelled at her. She said quietly, this is the first time. After a while, the dog barked at her again. She said that this is the second time. After a while, the dog barked at her! She hacked the dog to death with a kitchen knife. I saw her chop the dog to death, so I yelled at her: You are crazy! My wife looked at me calmly and said, this is the first time. From then on began a happy life.

Please put aside what you are doing and like me first.

7. The life I want, there are flowers on the bed, dogs on the bed and you on the bed.

8. You should take good care of yourself, remember to drink on time, smoke more cigarettes when you feel uncomfortable, stay up late every day, remember to eat more midnight snacks, don't eat breakfast often, and remember to play with your mobile phone when crossing the road.

9. You are still the same, mentally retarded, but I like it.

10. You have been liked by most boys with more than five girls. 1, long black head. 2. I usually don't like heavy makeup. Don't wear too revealing clothes. 4. A good lifestyle. 5. beautiful. 6. Beautiful. 7. Beautiful. 8. Beautiful. 9. Beautiful. 10, beautiful.

1 1.7 years old, caught a cicada, thinking that he had caught it all summer. 14 kissed her face that year, thinking that we could be together forever. We met at the age of 23 and thought we could renew our friendship. She told me 800 dollars a night. ...

12. I broke up with my ex-girlfriend for a year, and today I can't help going downstairs. I burst into tears when wifi automatically linked to her home. Then I clicked on thunder. ...

13. May you fall in love and drown.

14. liking someone is like this. He pays a little attention to you, and you will go to heaven.

15. Can I be your little ancestor? You don't want to scold me when I made a mistake, but you are soft-hearted and give me a hug.