Someone told me some good jokes … short and interesting.

1. In junior high school math class, the teacher talked about equation transformation, rolled up his sleeves on the podium and shouted: Attention, students! I'm going to change!

2. After watching the black 100 meter run, an old lady said with tears that she was scared to death! Several coal diggers knelt in a row and were shot, but they fired without aiming. The children ran in fear, and the rope couldn't stop them!

A group of people went camping at the seaside. A buddy on the road has been eating fried soybeans. Everyone was afraid that he would eat more fart and advised him not to eat any more. His answer is: after you go camping, I will fry fish for you in the sea!

4. Take a taxi with friends to meet netizens.

When time is running out,

A friend pointed to an ugly girl not far away and said to the driver,

"See that woman?"

"See, stop here?"

"No, kill her! ! ! "