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After reading Aiwu and Wu, 600 words

After we finished raising the flag this morning, the head teacher called me and several other classmates out for no reason. I saw that everyone was considered an excellent student, so I breathed a sigh of relief.

The teacher took us to an office, and our Lelao (short for music teacher) actually sat in the office. I thought, what kind of medicine is sold in the teacher's gourd? Looking at the serious faces of the teachers, I really didn't dare to move.

After the head teacher walked away, Mr. Le began his speech. It turns out that the head teacher came to us just to ask us to do something for the school. Mr. Le assigned us to work in pairs, and Xu Zishan and I were paired together. He gave each of us two pieces of paper with scoring forms printed on them. The two of us are responsible for scoring the fourth grade. Ahhh! Grading the school is an extremely glorious and good thing!!! And the teacher said that I can be the school’s flag-raiser next Monday! I’m so excited!

Mr. Le told us well It took a while before they let us go. At this time, the school bell has rang. Xu Xiaoxiao shouted: "No, today's math test!" I thought, yes, before the holiday, the teacher said that there will be a test after coming back, and the first class today is math class...

" It’s over!” We shouted in unison.

Running into the classroom, Shu Lao (short for math teacher) came late to take care of our top students, so he didn’t take the exam first. We are overjoyed. Just as we were cheering, a 180-degree thunderbolt came from the blue sky - a Chinese class exam was occupied in the afternoon! We suddenly collapsed on the table...

"The eye exercises begin now! Close your eyes..." The scoring team is dispatched! Huh? Where are the classes in the fourth grade? Hey, the teacher is really too irresponsible just to let us work without telling us where the classes are?! I hurried downstairs and happened to see Class 47, Class 46, and Class 45. Class 44, Class 43, Class 42. Huh? Where are Class 41 and Class 48? After I finished scoring the six classes, I remembered that one of my sisters was in Class 48, so I immediately went upstairs, and sure enough I found Class 48 at the far west end. I went to another building, searched and searched, and finally found Class 41! At this time, the eye-care exercises had just been completed, so dangerous!

We started to check and do recess exercises again Activity. Hey, which class is which class? I had no choice but to ask. After finally checking, I returned to the classroom, lay on the table and gasped for air.

School is over at noon, and we still have to stand in front of the school gate to check the road. I was anxious: there was a wedding reception at noon! Some fourth-grade teachers were really slow and didn’t let it go until the end. As soon as I finished the calculation, I immediately rushed out of the school gate and got in the car...

After I came back in the afternoon, I couldn’t take any time off, so I went to Eban to go door-to-door to check on the morning hygiene; after the first class, I have no time to spare, but I still have to check the afternoon eye exercises; school is over, and I have no time to spare, and I have to score points for the road team; after scoring, I have no time to do, and I still have to check the afternoon hygiene...

My belly I was already so hungry that I was screaming. It’s not easy to be a school student on duty!!!

Tuesday:

After class in the morning, Yang Mingqian, Zhang Yiwen, Lin Qiannan and I were a few They chatted together. Yang Mingqian suggested telling us ghost stories, and we agreed.

"Once upon a time, in a ravine, there lived a family with five people in one house. One day, my father and mother went hunting together and did not come back for a long time. My brother was impatient to wait. , said: "You stay at home and don't go anywhere." After that, he went out and didn't come back for a long time. The sister said to the younger brother: "I will go find them. If I don't come back for a long time, then you." Don't go to us, don't go to us, don't go to us, don't go to us..."

"Are you finished? How many times have you said it?" Zhang Yiwen was impatient.

"Okay, let's continue." She said, "My brother waited until noon, but they hadn't come back yet. So he went to find everyone. He walked and walked and saw a witch. Oh, I'm sorry, advertisement Come on, talk about it later."

"Let me tell you a joke." I said.

"Okay!"

"One day, a man came to God after his death. God knew that he died unjustly and agreed to grant him a wish. The man said: 'Listen They say cats have nine lives, so give me nine!' God agreed. One day, the man had nothing to do, so he decided to die. He had nine lives anyway! He was lying on the railway track, a train. He opened it, but he didn't wake up again.

Because, the train has ten carriages!"

"Hahahaha..." they giggled.

"Continue the ghost story! My brother saw the witch and asked: 'Do you have any? Didn’t you see my father, mother, brothers and sisters?” The witch didn’t answer, but opened her hands and strangled her brother’s neck: “Your death has come!” Yang Mingqian said while strangled Zhang Yiwen’s neck, making Zhang Yiwen scream in fright. scream.

"Haha..." Everyone laughed again.

Class begins.

Today’s English test!

After school, I quickly counted the scores and went to my dad’s work. My dad shouted and took out a big peach! I call it "Super Creamy Giant Flat Peach".

Today, the school also gave us a piece of cloth with the word "duty" written on it. I took it with me and I felt so glorious!

I am so happy today! !!

Wednesday:

The English math test scores were announced today, I am nervous!!!

English class. The English teacher read out the scores, and I felt severely hypoxic!!! I took a big breath: "Huh...huh...huh...it's my turn! "Dong Yuhan, 95 points!" Huh! Not bad! I got it. Test paper, oh, it turns out that I made two mistakes on the phonetic identification questions and one wrong on the multiple-choice question. It was okay, okay! At least I had something to explain after I got home... My deskmate, 90 yuan! I won!

In math class, the teacher didn’t read the score and just handed out the test paper. What? 89 points? Hey, it seems that there will be a "storm" after returning home. I looked back at Dai Wenjie, who had an average score. What? I can’t believe my eyes. She got 55 points and failed!!!

My deskmate got 88 points, one point less than me. Huh? We both had the same answer for one question. It’s the same, but mine is a cross and his is a hook! I did the calculation again and we both got it wrong. This question is 4 points, so 88 minus 4 is 84! Haha, I won again. !I pointed it out to my deskmate, but he stuffed the test paper into his school bag. The highest score was just 90 points. It seemed that I was among the top...

Unexpected things happen. Chinese language test in the afternoon! Uh... it just depends on the score!