Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - I planted a gourd seed in early April, and now I have a gourd. When will the gourd baby come out?

I planted a gourd seed in early April, and now I have a gourd. When will the gourd baby come out?

You have been cheated, and the gourd seeds sold on Taobao can't grow a gourd that can give birth to a gourd baby; The real gourd seeds are black and round, shining with colorful light in the sun. Only after thousands of years of "absorbing the essence of the sun and the moon and gathering the aura of heaven and earth" can it be produced naturally and cannot be bought. I went to the mountains for a holiday, but I couldn't find Baga. Ha ha.