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Xiaohong of a class in a primary school is very clever, and Xiaoming is very stupid.

One day, a class took an exam.

Xiaohong goes in first.

Teacher: "Who invented the electric light?"

Xiaohong: "Edison."

Teacher: "Who found Ray?"

Xiaohong: "Madame Curie."

Teacher: "Who discovered the gravity of the earth?"

Xiaohong: "Newton."

Xiaohong got 100. In order to make Xiaoming do better in the exam, Xiaohong told Xiaoming the answer.

Xiaoming went in.

But the teacher thought Xiao Ming was too stupid and changed some questions.

Teacher: "Who is your father?"

Xiaoming: "Edison."

Teacher: "Who is your mother?"

Xiao Ming: "Madame Curie?"

Teacher: "Who told you that?"

Xiaoming: "Newton."

Xiao Ming got 0, and the teacher flew into a rage.

I don't know if it hurts.

One day, Xiao Ke went to have his tooth extracted. When she came back, her brother asked her, "Xiaoke, do you have a toothache?" "I don't know," said Xiaoke. "In the hospital. How do I know if it hurts? Brother, if you must know, you can go to the hospital and ask. "

The second one is very short. Or you can simply abbreviate it.