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At which moment, did you regret your myopia?
I didn't realize I was nearsighted at that time. I always felt that there was something in my eyes, and I was afraid to tell my parents. I basically look at the teacher's gestures in class, which may be what I mean. I used to like Chinese class very much, because the teacher basically didn't write, so I was too lazy to guess the teacher's mind. Now that I think about it, I am convinced. At that time, I was always among the best. Sometimes the teacher asks me to answer questions. If I can't see clearly, I just say no. The teacher will be surprised that my grades are so good that I can't do such a simple question. Alas, teacher, I have difficulties.
It's all small things. After all, my mother found me awkward in judging people, like a little blind man. When I went to check my eyes, 200 degrees was not too much, but in order not to delay my study, I was given a pair of fake glasses, but the frame was big red and uncomfortable to wear. So, except for class, I basically don't wear it. I still need my image. So slowly, I got into the habit of not wearing glasses at any time except studying. Wearing glasses is ugly in my subconscious.
After I went to college, I loved beauty even more. I can't wait to look in the mirror all day and keep my comb. Because there are few boys in our school, the key is that the face value is generally low. What is very common in our school is the painting style of beauty and beast, that is, a woman with high face value finds a boy with low face value to solve loneliness. Anyway, it's quite fun. But what about me? Is to catch a cold with a handsome guy. Once, walking on the road, my friend kept hitting me with his elbow. At first I thought she accidentally hit me, but the goods became more and more rampant. I have no choice. I had a fight with her.
After a while, she couldn't laugh, saying that a particularly handsome boy walked past with the ball. I turned around, smiled sweetly and said, where is it? Where is it? She said that I motioned for you with my hand, and he happened to pass by when you scolded me. What? It's just that I don't see any handsome guys. It also exposed its wildness. I can't stay. My good friend asked me to drink, and I didn't let go. But at that time, I really regretted not seeing my face and asked for a QQ number. It's too bad. God forbid me.
Myopic people's eyes are narrowed when they see things, but they can't open when the sun is strong. If you are good-looking, then look directly at others and forget it. If you are long and complicated, then you are obscene and shameless. This is a great injustice. Sometimes, myopia is a pit. I remember reading a joke. In the same neighborhood, two people greeted each other from a distance. One person said, Big Brother, how about walking the dog? Have fun. The other one is great. This is your eldest sister-in-law, wearing mink and tying her shoes on the ground. The two broke up in discord. These situations are inevitable. My good friends all say that I am cold and don't say hello to others. I can't see clearly like this. Wrong.
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