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Related contents of the mystery dragon

Northeast soldiers are obsessed with dragons, a typical northeast character, rough and generous, and a little arrogant, but he can honestly give you his heart and life for his brother. He is the easiest one to live, because he is simple, he won't think so much, he won't think twice, and he will do it as soon as he thinks. So, like a dream, he picked up a wife, a ready-made son, and miraculously got a home. He did other things that cannon fodder couldn't even think of. What seems to be the best luck actually stems from his persistence in life. He has enough courage to pursue and take the responsibility of happiness. The dust of the years has cast a gray shadow on everything, and the world has become chaotic and confused. But the eyes of fans are always dark and clear. Long Wen also has a pair of black eyes, but there is a sly and wise light flashing that will never be seen through. Fan Long's eyes are as clear as children's eyes, just like pure and clear lake water. If the dragon is like a hard and bright diamond and a rough jade, then the dragon is a transparent crystal. He is naive and frank, and never suppresses his feelings. All his pain, anger and happiness were released incisively and vividly. A fool is blessed with stupidity, but he has such a hug and can tolerate his coquetry and nonsense like a child. In the years of war, everyone's life, pursuit and belief have been distorted, and only he can face it calmly, be tenacious, interesting and truly live.

First of all, the dogs in the flock

In a dark and dilapidated shelter, Fan Long lazily lies in a hammock, leering coldly at Yu Xiaoqing, who is just doing the recruitment mobilization in "On the Floor", with a face of carelessness, but actually he didn't put down a word, with his ears propped up. His disrespect and disdain are in sharp contrast with the retreat and eagerness of other cannon fodder, which fully shows his dominance in this yard. Yes, at that time, he was a bully here He lived a rich and powerful life with his arrogance and the shrewdness of a natural trader. He doesn't need a reason to hit people, just a mood. He is like a boring dog mixed in a flock of chickens, pouncing on this and biting that every day, venting endless energy and inexplicable indignation, and killing idle time in the noise of chickens flying and dogs jumping. Or he is just an anoxic fish, struggling desperately in a stagnant water, just to make a dull day more vibrant bubbles. Facing those fearful and flattering faces every day, the seemingly carefree days are more boring every day. He doesn't care about Xiaoqing. He felt that he was "pretending to be a calf" and didn't believe those deceptive stories, but the last sentence "There are devils to kill" really touched his heart. He hasn't made a statement here, but all the lame people are scrambling to sign up, which makes him very angry. Is this in a hurry to die? He raised his fist angrily. Whoever wants to leave, pass me first! He was surprised by the moth-like courage of the discouraged calf.

Stewed vermicelli with Chinese cabbage and pork, he watched them busy from a distance, watched them work together, and excitedly threw the hard-earned materials into the pot, gradually shaping an almost impossible thing. He suddenly envied them. A familiar smell from far away attracted him involuntarily. After Li Liansheng, a native of Northeast China, was knocked down, he finally couldn't help walking into the pot: pork stewed vermicelli was not made like this. . . So I generously added soy sauce and canned beef to the pot, just to let them see what is the real northeast flavor Chinese cabbage pork stewed vermicelli. The rising heat melted his hard shell bit by bit, and the familiar smell made him think of his distant hometown, a song called September 18th, which touched everyone. The man who usually walks sideways in front of them finally shows his soft side.

He finally made up his mind to gamble and decide whether to win or lose a dice. He made all the money, found himself a high-sounding reason and joined their team happily. Releasing everything, he felt more relaxed than ever. He rushed into the rain in high spirits and sang loudly for the first time: who the fuck doesn't want to come if you want me ~ ~ Take off the dog's coat, and he is finally no longer as angry and happy as chickens, although he is still a proud and overbearing rooster.

Second, the fierce horse

There is an unruly wildness in the bones of the powerful dragon fan. In the dictionary of dragon fans, the word "military orders are like mountains" cannot be found. Simply asking for military orders and discipline will only make him think that you are "pretending to be a calf". If you want him to obey the discipline, you can only be better than him and completely convince him. When I first saw Long Wen, Fan Long didn't take him seriously. When he ordered everyone not to take off the clothes of the deceased, only Fan Long refused to listen until Long Wen kicked him down. "I don't want you to be naked when you die!" He stared at him, but he also let go. Tired of lobbying for rebellion in the jungle, his initial heart was fooled and he was an "assassin". Unexpectedly, only the fan dragon who hit people was easily put down by Long Wenzhong. After a fat beating, I was called ass than the devil as a living negative teaching material. I should have worked my ass off when I got up, but I saw Kang Ya hand me a bucket without vines. I actually called you a tiger. You really want to kill him! I smiled. It seems that what Long Zhangwen just said has convinced him that he doesn't remember his revenge at all. When he died, he really took them to kill devils with underpants, rescued Li Wula, taught him to use machine guns, and won battles again and again. He has persuaded him to regard him as a brother.

Brothers can live and die together, but not because of fear. On the way back from Myanmar, he was still a rickety and unruly soldier of fortune. A car full of abandoned military supplies by the roadside made him a treasure. He loves life and always wants to go home and live a small life. He is a born businessman. When he saw the photo of Japanese officer Takeuchi Lianshan, he could think of changing money. In his eyes, this car is the day when he will eat and drink in the future, and he should take it with him anyway. It never occurred to him that as a soldier in the team, he had to get the consent of death without even saying hello.

He was fascinated by the dragon, and then miraculously found his wife and children, and he was carried away by the dizziness of happiness. Just as he was happily marrying the bride, he suddenly drank it. When he looked back, he saw his dead, dead, livid face, and only vaguely felt that something was wrong. Getting a few sticks is also a big deal. It is also worthwhile to change your daughter-in-law! Hearing this, he was going to shoot him. He was annoyed. Isn't he a brother? How could a brother do such a thing? He swears: You have nothing now. Let's kill the devil with your underwear. Now that you have everything, you start killing donkeys ... you are so angry that you vomit blood. How can you save face in front of thousands of recruits? Where are the military forces? It is impossible to just teach him a lesson. Shoot on the spot! Fan Long panicked and jumped to pick a place, first picking his hometown of Heilongjiang, but he was too busy to change to the top of the mountain, the highest and farthest place. Anyway, it can be delayed for a while.

Here comes the brother who ate pork stewed vermicelli together. Dragon fan met his relatives and said with a sigh of relief, why are you here? Untie me quickly and ignore the two recruits who are holding him. These men hated their teeth and sent false orders to send the recruits away, so they decided to scare Fan Long and teach him a lesson. Holding a gun, pointing to the nose of the fascinated dragon, saying that you have something to say, that is, the national disaster is at hand, so that we can kill the devil by killing you. The serious appearance finally made fans realize the seriousness of the problem. Military discipline cannot be confused with brotherhood. Fan Long, who didn't eat the immediate loss, finally begged for mercy, personally promised not to be confused and listened to the words of death honestly. Die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die. A fierce wild horse was finally tamed.

After collecting wild dragons, he died and became a loyal and brave soldier. On the edge of the Nujiang River, although he was carried away by the desire to go home, he left his wife and children on the bamboo raft and rushed to the worse gate without hesitation. In Changda City, he has climbed the ladder and is ready to climb the wall to escape to his hometown. He saw that he was dead, and he was still swaggering. Naturally, he came down and stood back in the team. He didn't complain that his wife and children were driven away by death. On the flag slope, he begged him to dump goods on the black market. He said no like a profiteer, but in fact he received a bunch of IOUs. On the battlefield, you can always hear death and death shouting, "Fan Long!" I'm sure I can hear Fan Long's resounding answer: "Well-",and then he bravely took a machine gun. At the Sino-Japanese Cross-Strait Gala, Fan Long sang on the ground and had a good time. He was thrown a pot of boiling water. He picked up the pot and ran down like a child who didn't know what he had done wrong. Be careful: what have I done to me?

At the commando bonfire party, fans sang and danced, and Yu Xiaoqing was immediately appointed as the commando captain. This, in Yu Xiaoqing's view, is the supreme glory, giving Fan Long a pot of cold water. The cannon fodder was silent, and there was a glimmer of love in the dead eyes. Everyone knows what this means. Fan Long was always too bored to go to war. Fan Long is not afraid of death. He is braver than anyone on the battlefield. It's that he has a wife and children and can't die. Through Chen Xiaozui's mouth, we know that Fan Long has left half his soul on the other side of the river after he came back from the worse, thinking about fighting back all the time. So he always ran home anxiously and ran back to the position anxiously. Finally, he died, died, and brought him down from the worse gate alive and gave him to his wife completely. At least at the end of the TV series, fans have no regrets.

Third, the fish that fell into the water

I always thought that Lan Xiaolong and Kang spent a lot of ink to describe Fan Long's family affairs, in order to add something bright and warm to this heavy drama. They want to express people's eternal pursuit and longing for a better life in that almost hopeless era. Just like A Yi's translation of Stewed Noodles with Chinese Cabbage and Pork, it tells us not to give up our dreams at any time. Dreams will bring miracles.

Who is luckier than Fan Long? Whose proposal can be more romantic than Fan Long's? Whose bride price can be more valuable than Fan Long's? The winding way home in the jungle of Myanmar is doomed to the happiness of fans. When Fan Longzheng was pulling a car full of babies and happily thinking about going home to marry his wife and have children, he naively sent him a wife and son. Yes, God must have arranged this wonderful meeting (249, don't cry, blame Fan Long, only know that God doesn't know Grandpa 9), and let her wait so persistently by the roadside, countless people pass by, but no one will stay for her. She just stood with her head down, gently holding the child, beautiful and sad, weak but stubborn, not crying or howling, just repeating over and over again: a passing gentleman ... She is like a lake in late autumn, calm, noble, elegant and sad, and the dried-up fish fan dragon plunges into it. He just leaned on the scooter and looked straight at the past. At the age of 38, he was suddenly hit by a stray bullet of love, and everything became erratic. There was only one woman left between heaven and earth. He was involuntarily brought to her by his soft legs and did not hear the laughter of his brothers behind him. When he reached out to pick the hay from her hair, he must have smelled the faint fragrance of her body and was fascinated. Not spicy joke "One baggage is not good, do you want to pick another one?" Let him blurt out "can you marry me?" "Can you help me bury my father-in-law?" Such a simple and unexpected question and answer, a three-inch thick coffin plate, set a period of troubled times. When Shangguan gently and firmly answered "Yes, I will marry you", Fan Long's dark eyes flashed incredible emotions. Happiness, so easy to come? And how did the shriveled calf waiting to see the play open its mouth, which was cheap and easy to be picked up by fans? Who thought that the so-called cheap has been parked on the side of the road, and who has paid attention to it? Who can tell what's on his mind like a talented fan of dragons?

We saw how busy Fan Long was. He did not hesitate to dismantle his wooden box full of precious materials, and built the most perfect and dynamic coffin in the world with all his enthusiasm, which was his dowry for the rest of his life. He warmly invited his bride to visit his works and proudly showed her his strength and craftsmanship. This woman, who has been desperate for the indifferent world, may have promised to marry him just to find a way for herself and her son, but she was really moved to see him chop hard and happily tease Bao Er to call him dad and make such a lively coffin. I believe that from that moment on, she has fallen in love with this strong, kind and happy man. She should be glad that she found a good man to rely on. When she insisted on putting him to death and was about to lose her husband, she broke out, but she was determined and provocative. She chased after him like crazy while he was hiding under a tree. Without hesitation, she picked up the axe and cut it down like a dragon fan. Every time she chopped an axe, she strengthened her determination to be with that man.

On the edge of the Nujiang River, no one is more eager to go home than fans. He is eager to fulfill his first promise to bring his wife and children home. Fan Long, who was the first to cross the river to the east coast for help, saw the devils from the west coast coming after him and threw himself into the river in despair. After several struggles, he disappeared It was not until a few minutes later that he emerged from the west bank holding a big stone like a water ghost that he realized that he had walked back from the river and was almost drowned. I'm like a man out of my mind. I lost my mind when I was dripping with water. I completely ignored Long Zhangwen who saved the world alone and the people standing on the shore. I grabbed my wife, pulled my wife and son onto the bamboo raft, and cried. Die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die. The feeling be nasty under shangguan dumped him a slap, handfuls of him into his arms. So the fragile fan dragon hid in his wife's arms for the first time, crying like a wronged child, crying that he could not take his wife and children back, and the happiness at hand and the home at hand might be lost forever before he got it. After crying, the strong fan dragon came back. Although he didn't give up, he rushed to the worse gate without looking back. The resolute woman looked at him silently in the back. His man gave up his family for his country, and he was right.

On the worse gate, watching the people crossing the river at sunset in the distance, everyone's face showed a gratified smile, except Fan Long, who looked at the raft on the river with a sad face. All his troubles are there. This life and death are two boundless, can we meet again in this life?

Fourth, docile big cats.

Back in Changda, Dragon Fan lost his soul, and he never worried. The energetic devil turned into a faded eggplant. Until the hapless fat man with flowers in his ears appeared at the door. There was a roar between lightning and Shi Huo, and the dragon leaped like a cheetah. A beautiful man fell on his back, and the poor fat man was severely slapped on the ground. The dragon knight sat on him angrily, raised his fist and shouted, where is my wife? Then, in the blurred sunshine at noon, he saw two figures, one large and one small, standing quietly at the door, as if they had never left. On that quiet afternoon, Shangguan sat on the porch. Fan Long knelt on the ground and buried his head in his wife's arms. He burst into tears without scruple, telling his sorrow like a child, and his thoughts made his brothers grin. Shangguan just rubbed his hair, gave it peacefully, and occasionally leaned over and whispered in his ear like a child. How can such a warm and obscure picture not be envied by those lonely single men?

Fan Long made no secret of his vulnerability, coquetry and wanton flaunting of his happiness in front of his wife. But I'm afraid he won't admit that he is afraid of his wife. Often he tells his wife what to do in front of his brothers: don't interfere in the affairs of elderly men and women. Shangguan always walked away without saying a word at this time. We don't know what happened when we got back to our room. At night, we only heard Fan Long swearing at him. There seems to be a domestic violence, but it's annoying to say that the dog who has suffered is fierce. The scratches on Fan Long's neck the next day proved that boredom was right. In front of his wife, Fan Long willingly put away his paws and became a docile big cat.

Go to hell. Go to hell. Come back. Fan Long, who promised to take their girl back to the northeast, rushed down the ladder, handed the package to Shangguan and left without saying a word. Just now, I was persuading Shangguan left by Fan Long to look at his back, and his eyes were deeply lost. Yes, he is not wrong, but why did he get lost? The considerate Shangguan offered to move out before he could say anything. Fan Long tried not to see the back of their NianLia. Unexpectedly, Lei Baoer, who refused to call her father, walked to the door and suddenly turned around and let out a cry softly, Dad. This sound has made fans who are rarely so emotional, and all the women in front of the TV shed tears.

The next morning, everyone lined up to go out. Everyone saw Shangguan's back sitting on the threshold in the rain with Lei Baoer, and only Fan Long strode. His heart is as wet as rain.

Fan Long wants to give his wife the best home crazily. He played tricks and even got the best furniture and the biggest bed in Changda. Then he moved to the door of an upscale house and tried to rent it by force. He stubbornly believes that only such good furniture and such a good house can be worthy of his best wife in the world. However, I didn't expect the little rogue to meet the old rogue. In this case, most people will move out to find another place. Of course, most people can't remember this one. But our fans are definitely not ordinary. He is simply a hooligan, camping in front of the mansion. In the face of quarrelling like a dragon-obsessed child, the ice-smart Shangguan did not resist or persuade, and lay side by side with him on the luxurious big bed in the open air. In this way, she told him that she was satisfied to have such a husband who loved her and loved her. Wherever she is, as long as she is together, she is a happy family. Fan Long's stubbornness finally touched the kind and upright landlord and offered to invite them to see the house. Facing a big bowl of white wine, Fan Long, who was excited, grateful and a little ashamed, didn't respect each other like his shameless group seat. He actually poured it into his stomach, bravely fulfilled his promise to Shangguan and gave her and Leibao Al the best home to return to.

Five, paper tiger

When I first met Fan Long, I was often frightened by his exposed teeth. Once you have a lifelong friendship with him, your brothers will know that he is just a paper tiger, so don't be afraid of him. Li Wula is his only fellow villager in the shelter, but he bullies him desperately, thinking that he will lose face in the northeast. He blamed the entire platoon leader's sacrifice on the platoon leader Li Wula. The more he misses his comrades, the more he hates them. But when he snatched back Li Wula, who was taken as a target from the Japanese, he knew that there was no possibility of saving his life, and he still carried it on his shoulder without saying a word until Li Wula raised his hand and touched his face and left forever. No one knows what kind of feud he has with Li Wula, but we feel his deep sorrow from his silence.

He hates A Yi, but he likes it, because he thinks it is boring. So I hit the boss of the black market and got back the medicine and money, which made him feel flattered. Tired of being caught and running away, he sneaked over in the middle of the night to bring him food and drink. He has an obligation to take his boring parents home. Although I was mad at my boring dad and got a slap, I just complained a few words. Everyone knows that he never really wanted them to move out. The vet died and watched him ascend to heaven like an old angel, squatting on the ground and crying. Tired of a sad man in front of the vet's grave, I quietly hid behind him, played tricks on him and comforted him in my own way. This seemingly careless and heartless person is actually exquisite occasionally.

Bean cake may be Fan Long's lifelong debt. He has never really looked at the latest child. He always says he is stupid and thinks he is useless. Bean cake always smiles foolishly and calls him Brother Fan Longge in worship. On the night when Bean Cake came back from a narrow escape, everyone saw that Bean Cake was like a rag doll, and their hearts were broken. That night, Fan Long quarreled with his wife for the first time and shouted loudly that my brother's bean cake was dying. That's my brother! On that occasion, he vowed to treat bean cakes well in the future, but he didn't seem to know how to treat him well. In a worse paradise, when the bean cake clung to the hot barrel, in the deafening roar and the impact that all the five internal organs and six lungs were about to be shattered, I'm sure the crazy fans didn't hear it. Even if he hears it, he can't stop, because if he stops, everyone may die. When the damn machine gun was finally overturned and Fan Long's gunfire finally stopped, Bean Cake smiled and said, Brother Fan Long, I have a rest. At this time, Fan Long didn't realize anything. We didn't see how shocked Fan Long was until Bean Cake vomited black blood and muttered to go home and fell off the cliff. However, there is no time to be sad, and there is no time to be sad. In the tunnel, Fan Long once asked for a magazine, but when he looked back, he saw a strange face. What kind of sadness should pass through his heart at that moment?

Coming down from the worse gate, we saw Fan Long throw himself into his wife's arms in public, crying unscrupulously. We all laugh at this moment. We have been waiting for this moment for too long.

Sixth, conclusion: Mi Long = dog meat

After talking about so many kinds of animals, such as chickens, dogs, horses, fish, big cats and tigers, I found that Mi Long likes dog meat best. They all have wild bodies and are smart and alert. Treating the enemy, they are brave and tenacious; Treat relatives and friends, they are friendly, docile and loyal; Facing life, they are always full of confidence and curiosity. Fans will behave like children in front of their wives, and dog meat often plays like a dead child. Just don't know, in the face of love, is dog meat as brave as a dragon fan?

The death of the mysterious dragon

Fan Long is dead. At the end of the TV series, a group of people came back from the worse gate. However, the first thing he did when he came back was to visit his wife and children. Just then, the Japanese plane bombed, and he shot and killed the machine gunner who escaped from the battle. Who thought that the machine gunner was the nephew of the military attache-Yuan, so he was beaten back to his original shape by the words "proud of his work, robbing machines and committing crimes". Go to hell! Go to hell! Go to HQ to find Yu Xiaoqing for him, and save Fan Long with the help of 3,000 dead cannon fodder and a dozen disabled soldiers. But he couldn't help it. He finally died under the colonel's gun. He left with infinite love for life, and his departure also heralded the dissolution of the Sichuan Legion. Shortly after this, Die Die also committed suicide by refusing to participate in the civil war, and Krupp also committed suicide on the spot. Tired of traveling with his brothers, Meng Fanle went to the west to continue fighting as the head of the Sichuan Legion, and then went north to continue fighting he didn't want to take part in. Finally, he was captured by Niu Yunteng, a small soldier of the People's Liberation Army, and became the 600th soldier of the Seventh Company of Iron and Steel. Tired of getting to know A Yi, who has been promoted to colonel head in a battle, A Yi chose to surrender after seeing it and finally committed suicide tragically; Later, I met Xiaozui and Zhang Lixian in a battle. Before Meng Fanle could speak, Zhang Lixian took the initiative to defect. Meng Fanle, Zhang Lixian and Xiao Kou hugged each other tightly. I'm not hot enough to go back to my hometown in Hunan. I don't know what it is. Tired of this series of events, he finally put down his gun and went back to that small place called Changda to live with his parents. He got married, had a son and a grandson. At the age of 90, he can still watch his grandson play happily in the place where the Fan family once lived, but he will often think of his brothers who have never been far away in worse days, those days when Jin Ge was in high spirits, and of course, the one who once shouted. Zhang Guoqiang talks about fans: The ending of fans is most regrettable to be deleted.