Humorous stories about mosquitoes

In the evening, my daughter pestered her father to tell stories. Dad was tired of being pestered and asked, "Do you want to hear a long story or a short story?" The daughter said, "It's a long story." Dad said, "Once upon a time, there was a fly buzzing, buzzing, buzzing, buzzing …" Daughter said, "I want to hear a short story." Dad said, "Bang! Dead! " Daughter A mosquito and a mantis are peeking at a beautiful woman taking a bath in the toilet. Mosquito said: Look, I stabbed her chest twice ten years ago, and now it's swollen and big! Mantis said disdainfully, hey, I cut her ten years ago, and now she is bleeding every month! ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….