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The most boring joke

1. One day, my girlfriend and I broke up. He was very sad, so he kept crying, crying, crying. ..............................................................................................................................................................

One day, Xiao Ming was bored, so he went to the seaside and told a joke to the sea. As a result, the tsunami struck and Xiaoming drowned.

2. There is an onion ready to sleep. It takes off its clothes and cries when it takes off.

3. Urine and urine are good brothers. One day, I defecated across the road and was killed by a car. When he urinated, he said, I really want to shit.

4. One of them is playing with a penguin. Penguins pull out his hair one by one. After pulling it out, he said to the polar bear, "It's so cold!" After listening to it, I pulled out my hair one by one and turned to the penguin and said, "It's really cold!" "

Xiaoming got a new haircut and came to school the next day. The students all laughed when they saw his new hairstyle: Xiao Ming, your hairstyle seems to be the same! Xiao Ming felt very wronged and ran outside to cry … cry … and he flew …

6. The little white rabbit skipped to the bakery and asked, "Boss, do you have a hundred buns?" Boss: "Oh, sorry, not so much." The little white rabbit left in frustration. The next day, the little white rabbit skipped to the bakery. "Boss, do you have a hundred steamed buns?" Boss: "Sorry, I still haven't." "Well ..." The little white rabbit left in frustration again. On the third day, the little white rabbit skipped to the bakery. "Boss, do you have a hundred steamed buns?" "The boss said happily," Yes, yes, we have one hundred steamed buns today! ! "The little white rabbit took out the money:" Great, boss! I'll buy two ... "

7. On the way to learn the scriptures, two Monkey Kings were killed, up and down, and no one could tell the truth from the false. Guanyin suggested that it is better to let two monkeys choose what they like, and all beings are confused. In the end, Wukong chose durian, and Liu Er chose peach ... At this time, the background music sounded: There are stone monkeys, and I would rather choose durian than let go ... Q: Where do users like to turn off their phones? A: Ningbo asked: Why? Answer: "Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is power off."

8. The doctor asked the patient how he felt. The patient said, I felt sand in my shoes, so I shook my shoes with a telephone pole. A fucking asshole passed by and thought I was electrocuted, so he picked up a stick and gave me two … Q: A medium-rare steak and a medium-rare steak met without saying hello. Why? A: Because they are not familiar with ...

Once upon a time, Apple and Pear were good friends. Later, Apple moved, so we met for ten years, and then we met again in this place.

10. As a result, ten years later, the apple returned to this place, but after a long time, the pear did not appear, and the apple waited and waited ... and finally became. ...

1 1. After writing homework for half a day, I turned on the radio conveniently, and a gentle voice came out: "... If the skin color pays off, the fluff on my face is tender and soft, which means ..." When I heard this, I couldn't help touching my face, looking in the mirror and smiling again, with a lovely face. At this moment, I heard the announcer say, "Well, listeners, this time our lecture on pig raising is here ..."

12, I was cooking at home at noon yesterday when I suddenly smelled a gas leak. So I subconsciously turned off the switch. I told you, a smart guy like me. Then, there is no then …

13. after work, several sets get together and play with the water dispenser. He loses every time, but he still insists on taking part every day. The sofa didn't understand, so she asked the chair, "The water dispenser is lost every day. Why are you still playing so hard? " ? The chairman said, "Are you out of your mind to ask such a question?

14, the director and the section chief * * * take the elevator. After farting, the director said to the section chief, You farted! The section chief said: I didn't let it go ... Soon the section chief was dismissed, and the director said at the meeting: You can't afford to fart. What's your use?