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The lines for "meeting"

Meeting! Meeting! !

You don't know how to pull it until you open it. Beware of mosquito bites ~ ~

Recently, a mosquito killed a person!

Especially a toilet in our factory! !

I used to go to the bathroom,

Push the door!

Hoo ~ ~

18,928 flies!

It's hard to type me out! ~

It's raining hard!

I squeezed it two or three times, and I even squeezed in ~!

Anyway, I'm going to the bathroom on the second floor

Good on the second floor!

A fly can fly!

Ha, that's the one-inch mosquito with a long beak! ! ~~~

What a sin! !

It's hard for me to get up and bite! !

One by one, I lifted a few inches of needles and plunged them directly into my artery. (Mandarin) I was hacked ~ ~! !

I just walked out with my ass up! ! (complaining about injustice, with a little sobs)

Go to the hospital for a check-up: (complaining about grievances and sobbing)

Excessive blood loss, severe lower body ulcer! ! (complaining about injustice, with a little sobs)

I have been in the hospital for more than half a month! ! (complaining about injustice, with a little sobs)

Finally came back on a scooter! ! ~ ~ (complaining about injustice, with some sobs) `

An impostor! ! (complaining about injustice, with a little sobs)

Did Liu Guixiang, the toilet cleaner in my factory, come today? ~~

Liu Guixiang! ! Liu Guixiang! ! (Mandarin)

Well, it's not for nothing!

I deduct the bonus! ! If you don't clean the toilet, you are the rest! !

Mozi? The men's room is afraid to go in!

Yes, what a fool! Yeah, I don't know. Shout! !

Ngang: "Is anyone taking a risk?"

If there is anyone in Hong Kong, well, just touch it!

If there is someone in Hong Kong, well, you can go in and pull! ! !

Stupid! Yes, Liu Guixiang! !

Mozi? Have you cleaned the toilet recently?

Hey!

Well, think I don't know! !

I just went to the toilet yesterday! ! !

I put on the quilt,

Put on a pair of overshoes,

Take a helmet in! !

Look inside!

Huh?

Very nice!

A fly can take it away! !

I was just about to say,

I heard a Liu Guixiang shouting outside, "Is anyone taking a risk?"

I even went to Hong Kong: "Take a risk! Hey hey! ..... ah! Someone! Someone! ! ! ! "

Yes, be careful of the danger!

Liu Guixiang told me to be strong and agile,

Is it urgent for our port to go this way? It's not like driving a train. "

"Well, Larry will be back soon!"

Our port: "which one is back?"

"The fly is back!"

"Where did the fly go?"

"You see, 12 flies go to the restaurant to eat! 1 o'clock come back on time, it's still half a minute away! ! "

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Meeting! Meeting!

Today's meeting is very important.

Don't open it. I don't know Beware of mosquito bites.

This mosquito killed a person recently.

Especially this toilet in our factory.

Make a fool of yourself.

I used to go to the bathroom.

Push the door, woo .....

18928 flies

You just squeezed me out. It's amazing.

I squeezed two or three times, but I didn't squeeze in.

I can't help it I want to go to the bathroom on the second floor

The second floor is very good, no flies.

It's all those long-pointed mosquitoes.

What a sin! It lifted me up and bit me.

Lift the needles one by one.

Straight into my artery

Smoking makes me dark and dizzy!

I just put my ass up.

I lost too much blood when I went to the hospital for examination!

Severe ulcer of lower body

I have been in hospital for half a month.

I finally came back on my motorcycle.

What a mess.

Did Liu Guixiang, the toilet cleaner in our factory, come today?

Liu Guixiang, Liu Guixiang.

Why didn't you answer?

I will deduct your bonus.

Don't clean the toilet, you Liu Guixiang!

What? The men's room is afraid to go in.

You are too stupid to shout.

Say: Is there anyone inside?

If someone is inside, don't go in.

Wait inside and say: no one!

Why don't you go in?

Ah, you are so stupid, you Liu Guixiang.

What? Has the toilet been cleaned recently?

Hum, you think I don't know

I just went to the toilet yesterday.

I covered a quilt.

Wearing a pair of deep boots.

Go in with a helmet on.

Take a look inside. Ah, it's really nice.

There are no flies.

I was just about to show it.

I heard Liu Guixiang shouting outside.

Is anybody there?

I'll tell you right away: no one

Ah! Someone, someone, be careful of the danger.

This Liu Guixiang wants me to be strong and fast.

I am impatient to say such things.

This is not driving a train.

She said that if you slow down, they will come back later.

I said, which one is back?

The fly is back.

Where did the fly go?

Look at it.

It's noon 12. They all went to the canteen to eat.

Be back at one o'clock on time.

It's still half a minute away.

Recently opened a foot washing city.

The location is in Jinpenling.

Washing feet in a golden basin ... Hum, it makes you addicted, hehe. ...

Wash feet to make money.

Wash one foot. I only accept him, 50 yuan.

How much is it for me to wash 100 feet, huh?

Lao Tzu is cruel.

I wash his ten thousand feet a day! Um ... hahaha ... ten thousand feet.

Calculate how much it will cost.

17 ... take seven, 27...48.

March 8 ... May 1, Women's Day ... Labor Day.

June 1 day ... my father is celebrating the festival.

Jinpen Xi Jiaocheng

Chairman, general manager, cashier, accountant, receive guests and ensure safety. I'm alone!

On the first day of opening, celebrities from all walks of life came to join us.

It's ... my father and grandmother.

Grandparents, uncles, aunts, uncles, aunts, uncles, 345,600. ....

What? It's all my family

A foreign guest is here, too ....

The prologue is in a foreign language.

Send some. .....

Get out! ! I'm poorer than you, and I'm sending you away!

In order to carry forward the glorious tradition of respecting the elderly and caring for the young

First, wash dad's feet.

Ouch ... my dad's feet are terrible.

I hold my feet and look, alas!

That is the high jump of the African old man-the jump of the black old man.

I washed eight tons of water, but it didn't turn white.

This is not bad. My grandmother came the next day.

Where's my good grandson? Help me choose corn.

My grandma took off her socks! ! !

I feel very dizzy and my eyes are black.

I'm afraid to vent my anger.

Upper respiratory tract infection as soon as you exhale.

Mosquitoes and flies next to them rained down.

I said grandma, don't call me unfilial.

Here's a hundred dollars, and there's a foot washing city next door!

You hurt him!

What? Did you ask her if she went? I don't know if she went!

Anyway, the next door closed the next day.

There is a line written on the door, the general manager died! ! !