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What are the funny jingles in The Origin of Life?

People on earth are good at living. Not doing homework is a hero. What if the teacher hits you? Fuck him with a kitchen knife. What if I can't beat you? Go downstairs and ask Altman. ? What if I miss? Take your schoolbag and leave here!

I slept for a row in class and didn't even know the exam. My grades are basically a little. I can smoke and play cards. I never line up for dinner. I skipped classes in droves. I sent a text message to the person who owed money. I simply spent money on the street, and I was intoxicated when I crossed the ground. I forgot my fatigue, danced, knocked on the tambourine and asked if I could close my eyes. The flying car never retreated.

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There are different opinions about the time and author of the book "The Holy Amethyst". Most scholars in later generations tend to think that "Mr. Wang wrote a biography of the Holy Family", that is, in order to better educate children to read, he wrote a three-character classic that integrates classics and history. ?

Wang Yinglin was a native of the Southern Song Dynasty, and the historical part of the original sacred amethyst didn't end until the Song Dynasty. With the development of history, in order to reflect the changes of the times, people in various dynasties constantly supplemented the sacred amethyst. For example, He Xingsi added 24 sentences about the history of Yuan, Ming and Qing Dynasties in the History of Qing Dynasty.