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This is suitable for students to play: Olympic Volunteers 1: Judge 2: English Classmate 3: History Classmate 4: PE Classmate 1: The motherland is becoming more and more prosperous, people's lives are booming, and the Olympic jihad is about to start. Do your bit. You want to ask me what I do? I'm the judge tonight, and I'm here to choose Olympic volunteers. Ladies and gentlemen, let's welcome three Olympic volunteers with warm applause! After the music started, 234 people have entered the stadium in turn to introduce themselves. 2: Hello everyone! My name is Qiang, and today I'm a volunteer who came to Ruo for help ... My name, as the name implies, is super strong in printing, printing and English! 3: Good evening, everyone! I miss you very much. ... my name is steuben. The history of Sternberg is great! Oh yeah! 4: Oh, no, there are so many fans here! I really appreciate your support for so many years. When I was in trouble, you didn't give up, and I didn't give up, so I can have today! What? Don't you know my name? My name is Shen Tihao. Shen Tihao. Shen Tihao. Good health! 1: The names of these three people are interesting. Seeing you are so excellent, I really want to choose all of you! 234: Good Lord! 1: Take it easy. I said I wanted to, but there was only one place. I want to choose one of you. Want me, want me, good English (good history, good sports), want me. 1: ok, ok, everyone competes with each other, and I decide who to choose in the end. 2: me. There is a joke about a classmate in class, and the teacher asks questions. Do you know what you mean, Shi? 3. This is very simple. What does HOU mean? ARE means yes, and YOU means you. Isn't that what you mean by being together? Laughter: What do you mean by HOU·OID? 3: Old means old, isn't it obvious? Why is it always you? 2 Laughter: If you don't understand, you just don't understand. Don't talk nonsense there Tell me this English is not good. Can he be a volunteer? 3: Please don't show off in front of me. Isn't your English very good? Let me ask you something. Do you know Yue Fei's father's name? 2: How do I know this? You ask me, I came to the World Health Organization? You'd better get 3 directly from his old man's house. This shows the terrible place of bad history. Everyone knows that Yue Fei's mother is called mother-in-law, so Yue Fei's father-in-law 2: Isn't that what my father-in-law is like? 3: Hey, this kid is really sensible. He said, if you make any more noise, be careful of me. 1 hurry up and drive 4: don't be impulsive, this is a national live broadcast, pay attention to the image! You must never punish your fist with other people's bodies ... 4 Stare at 1, 1: Of course, my body is included. 4: I didn't mean that. If I don't do this, they will really fight. 23: Don't you just rely on your own body? What's the big deal? 4: Can I be a volunteer if I am in poor health? Look how thin you two are. If you help foreigners carry bags, you can't lift such a big bag (by hand) for a long time. Do you think this is to help foreigners or ask foreigners to help you? A hundred years ago, the country was corrupt and the people were weak, and the powers gave us the name of "the sick man of East Asia". Now, the country is rich and the people are rich and strong. Should we always bear this heavy name? I want to tell foreigners through the Olympic Games that we are still descendants of the dragon, but China is not the China it used to be! 1 applause: ok! All three of you are excellent, which really puts me in a dilemma. This is more difficult than hosting an Olympic Games! Well, ladies and gentlemen, the competition has reached a white-hot stage. Who will win in the end? Let's wait and see! I'm asking you myself now. 2. You go first. 2. Then I'll go first. Buddha said, if I don't go to hell, who will? Come on, 1: How old is the Olympic Games? 2. This ... this ... has been 4*29 years, which is the history of 1 16. 1. Wrong answer, the correct answer is 1 12. You can't even answer such a simple question. Go back to study history. Education should start with dolls and have a look. 1, ask me. 1: Very courageous. How many gold medals did Beijing Olympic Games win? 3: I'm number 3, so I'm 300 yuan. 1: Wrong answer. How do I feel that the number of gold medals follows you? 3: Hehe, awesome! So 30 1? 1: The answer is invalid, and the correct answer is 300...4. Say in a hurry: 302 yuan ... Ask me this question directly, and I get 1: Well, please accept it. 4. Get ready to fight. 1 Stand back in fear: What are you doing? 4: Didn't you say take it? Come on! 1 back: I asked you to bring the question! Please answer, if you want to thank others, how do you say it in English? 4 in a hurry ... 2 remind him: thank you! 4: three, three, three pieces of meat! 1: Is this Shen's English? Quite a gentleman ... (23 laughing) 1: The next step is to grab the answer. I said answer first, and no foul is allowed. Listen, when and where did Liu Xiang break the world record of 1 10 meter hurdles? 4: I know, it was in the early morning of July 12, 2006 that I broke the record in the IAAF Super Answer Supplement Grand Prix 1 10 meter hurdle race. Congratulations. 4: small Case 1: learn to answer first ... I haven't said start yet. 1:. Departure 3: Divers from 1m, 3m springboard, or 3m, 5m 7. 5 m and 10 m platform diving 1: correct answer. Please listen to the next question. How long is the Olympic basketball game? Start 4: It's ten minutes 1: The correct answer, please listen to the following question ... 2: Wait a minute, 1, I have no right to talk to them, can you ask me a question alone? 1: I'm afraid not. I have to ask their opinion. We college students are of high quality, so we should support our Olympic Games with supplementary answers. Thank you! From Confucius and Mencius in the Spring and Autumn Period to today's socialist people, each of us is dreaming the same dream, hoping for a strong motherland. Now the Olympic Games are at home. As a college student, I have an obligation to let the world know about our motherland and our splendid civilization of 5,000 years. I have nothing to say. I just improvised a poem. I am proud of hosting the Olympic Games. Everyone's face is proud. I made a contribution to the Olympic Games. 1 Applause: Well, every one of you makes me reluctant to give up. I've decided that all three of you will become Olympic volunteers and cheer for our Olympic Games and our motherland! Perhaps our strength alone is insignificant, but as long as we serve the motherland and the people wholeheartedly, that is a powerful force! Now I'm going to other places to collect volunteers and make our Olympic Games the best! (Walking behind the scenes) 234: Gnome male-",and we, 1, are waiting for us. Let's be volunteers now! (Catch up with 1, down) Let him answer. 1: Well, please listen to the question. How many flying saucers are there in the shooting competition? 2: UFO？ You mean UFOs? How come I haven't seen this thing in a shooting competition? 1: Don't talk nonsense, UFO is UFO, not UFO 2: UFO is UFO 1: I said no 2: I said yes 1: no 2: yes 1: no 2: UFO is UFO 1: UFO is UFO 2: Haha, this. That's alien transportation. 1: Yes, yes, you are good. 1 Then say: This round is over, and your performance is not satisfactory. If your performance in the last round is still like this, I will reconsider giving this volunteer place to others. 234: No, judges! Give us another chance. 1: Look at your performance in the last round. The rules of the final round are as follows: each player makes a half-minute concluding speech. From now on ... the first one this time is 4...4 (coughing and clearing his throat): First of all, I want to thank CCTV, JSTV, MTV and V for giving me this opportunity to stand here. There seems to be no CCTV. I'm sorry to thank my parents for giving me a strong body, for the silent support and affirmation of so many fans under the stage for so many years, and more importantly, for giving me the opportunity to run for the Olympic volunteer. Thank you. although